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Posted - 7/27/2008 11:19:23 PM |
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I'll be in Richmond for Speed Network on draft day.
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| If you can find a solid replacement, please do so. I don't want a repeat of last year; I never really got into it after not being able to draft my team. |
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Posted - 11/3/2007 11:11:30 AM |
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Bunch drop Brandon Jones, again.
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Posted - 11/1/2007 11:17:09 AM |
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Bunch drop Brandon Jones
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Posted - 10/31/2007 12:43:07 AM |
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Bunch
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| I'm not bagging it at all, but it's tough. It's hard to really think of this as my team but I'm trying. Trust me, I am trying to be a good league member and keep plugging along, but I realize my team is awful. Looking forward to next year. |
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Posted - 10/5/2007 11:22:26 AM |
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Shoot me now.
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| As if my stellar 1-3 squad could handle another blow. Thank you sir, may I have another. |
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Posted - 9/26/2007 12:40:06 PM |
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Bunch cut Jerrry Porter
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Posted - 9/25/2007 8:27:18 PM |
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Bunch roster.
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| I have an extra player due to the trade today, so do I just post who I want dropped from my team? |
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Posted - 8/27/2007 2:28:51 PM |
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Can we actually start the draft at 5 this year?
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| I would like to stay for the entire draft, however, I have to drive thru an episode of the Twilight Zone to get back to the highway. Maybe we could move the croquet start time up to ensure a 5 p.m. start. Either way, closer to 5 will be better for everyone. |
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Posted - 7/27/2007 5:27:46 PM |
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LJ offer?
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| What do you really expect to get for Priest Holmes' backup? |
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Posted - 7/23/2007 9:38:56 PM |
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Travis Henry.
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| Bunch new franchise player. |
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Posted - 7/16/2007 1:19:33 PM |
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Carson Palmer
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Posted - 12/25/2006 10:28:24 AM |
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Congrats Billy.
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| Wishing health and happiness to the addition to the Buckley family. That's awesome. |
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Posted - 12/17/2006 11:57:03 AM |
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Fuck Off.
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| Keith keeps mentioning how I had 2 extra points from an earlier game and that is the real issue here. I am at fault for not trusting the scoring, and not noticing my D got credit for extra sacks. Does anyone really think I fucking noticed I got extra points from Week 7 and I was just hoping that nobody was gonna call my bluff. If it makes you feel better to displace the issue on me, then continue. However, the real issue here is the stats/scoring errors, and the fact that you continue to go back and try and weasel your way into the playoffs. Take some responsibility instead of posting these long discourses about the difficulties in implementing this rule. Get a stat/scoring system that actually works so it's not up to us to check stats in the first place. All the options on the site are great. However, when it's the last week in the regular season and you can't even find what your score is because your QB has 45 fumbles, your WR has 65 fumbles and your team has posted a -32 heading into the 4 pm games, something is fucking wrong. And it's not the 2 extra points my D had in Week 7. |
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Posted - 12/17/2006 11:41:24 AM |
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Let's get it straight.
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| All this talk going around that I am anti-philactics. Well, that's bullshit. I'm prophilactics, baby. Get it right. |
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Posted - 12/15/2006 3:21:26 PM |
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Rule proposal
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| I feel strongly enough about this situation that I will not be in the league next year if we don't pass this rule. I mentioned this in the past but I didn't follow up on it which is my fault. No excuse from me about not making the playoffs; if Keith has more points then he deserves to be in. The method that has taken place, and has also taken place in the past is complete bullshit. The rule proposal is this: by kickoff of the first game of Week 2, Week 1 scores for your team are final. Which means you have a week and a little less late in the season to check your stats and move forward. This way we won't have Keith and his little squirrel, Kent, going back and checking stats the day of the first playoff game. By the way, I didn't go back and check my stats for the season, only last week. I simply don't believe in it and I also had better things to do with my time. Good luck for those that made the playoffs, and think about whether or not you want me in the league next year. If not, fine, we'll move on. If so, then this is a new rule, plain and simple. Merry Christmas Bitches. |
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Posted - 12/14/2006 1:24:11 AM |
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Sorry, Kent.
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| My kicker was also shorted by 4 points, putting me in the playoffs by 2 points. Thanks for checking the stats, though. You've been a huge help. Now if somebody would just help you. |
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Posted - 12/13/2006 5:47:16 PM |
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Bunch taking pride in ending The Streak.
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| Apparently since the Splitters didn't make the playoffs, there will be no playoffs this year. Merry Christmas. |
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Posted - 12/8/2006 2:51:19 AM |
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I love Willie Parker.
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Posted - 11/23/2006 2:17:15 PM |
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Happy Turkey Day bitches.
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Posted - 11/20/2006 8:35:58 PM |
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I need a RB. All my wrs are on the block. Make me an offer.
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Posted - 11/16/2006 10:42:09 AM |
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Am I really 6-4?
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| Did I beat the Blast a couple weeks ago or not? |
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Posted - 11/8/2006 10:23:40 PM |
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Anybody need a WR? I need a RB.
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Posted - 10/29/2006 10:35:31 AM |
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Are you interested in a scat back?
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| Keith has a few on his roster. |
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Posted - 10/27/2006 3:12:07 PM |
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Attention: little squirell (Kent).
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| Please tell us what the Game of the Week is. I just can't wait any longer. |
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Posted - 10/17/2006 12:21:08 PM |
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I am a big dumb animal.
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| Turner was the best start in the history of the Bunch franchise. |
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Posted - 10/16/2006 1:26:45 PM |
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Keith: Elam needs 2 FGs and Broncos need a fumble.
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| Thank you sir. |
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Posted - 10/11/2006 11:59:57 AM |
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I vote for a flex player next year.
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| What does everyone think about the ability to start 3 RB and 2 WR in a given week? I think it makes sense now that there are bye weeks with 6 teams. |
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Posted - 10/9/2006 10:14:17 PM |
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Anyone interested in a RB?
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| I am looking for a WR. |
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Posted - 9/28/2006 12:40:02 PM |
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Happy Birthday Bitch.
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| Sorry to ruin your birthday, but the streak has begun. Once the Bunch streak begins, you just have to get out of the way. Also, both you homogays know I'm better looking than any woman you've ever been with, so that's wishful thinking on your part. Nothing personal about leaving the draft early, it's just that this year is the 1st that I haven't gotten lost on my way home from the Twilight Zone. How bout those point spreads Ass. They're pretty accurate, aren't they? |
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Posted - 9/27/2006 1:28:52 PM |
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Attention Keith:
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| Could you please put 11 megabucks back on my team from Billy and take 1 of the 2 McCardells off my team. Also, I guess I need to drop Givens to make my roster legit. |
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Posted - 9/27/2006 1:26:04 AM |
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Anyone interested in trading me a wr for FA dollars.
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Posted - 9/25/2006 10:58:37 PM |
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Keith: please add Broncos' stats
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Posted - 9/24/2006 11:10:45 PM |
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Stallworth was supposed to play.
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| Reid said on Friday that he "should be fine for the game." He was a gametime decision. You failed your assignment. |
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Posted - 9/23/2006 10:07:35 AM |
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Mark "fucking" Twain bitches.
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| He's the best. |
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Posted - 9/22/2006 12:15:54 PM |
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Homogays:
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| I'll stay for the whole draft next year if it's not delayed by 2 hours for a fucking croquet tournament; you bunch of fucking homogays. |
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Posted - 9/20/2006 11:43:54 PM |
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Attention Keith:
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| Please put the 3 players that got cut back on my team. They should have only got cut if more than 3 of my bids were successful since my roster was 3 players short. Thanks. Also, how many FA points did the Factor have? |
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Posted - 9/13/2006 6:39:29 PM |
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Bunch roster.
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| Can I pick up Nedney, Broncos, and Marty to round out my roster. Also, I'm waiting for the Factor to finalize a trade. |
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Posted - 9/11/2006 8:42:06 PM |
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I need a TE, anyone interested in a trade: Factor.
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Posted - 9/11/2006 8:36:35 PM |
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Wow. 16 points.
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Posted - 9/10/2006 12:25:08 PM |
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starters
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| Palmer, lamont, wayne, deshaun, andre, driver, pollard, tampa, fox, elam. |
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Posted - 9/8/2006 3:56:07 PM |
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Attention Kunt:
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| I've never been more comfortable drafting ahead of someone as I am with you. |
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Posted - 9/7/2006 12:33:34 PM |
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I'll see everyone by 5 for the draft.
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| I have to be at Kenan at 9 a.m. on Saturday for our "big" game vs. VT at noon. If we pull off a miracle, expect me to be in rare form. Scratch that, when am I not in rare form? I'll see you guys on Saturday, and you too Kent. |
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Posted - 8/13/2006 9:08:03 PM |
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It's my time to shine: I've paid my dues.
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Posted - 8/12/2006 8:59:50 PM |
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I'm sure as hell not getting married; I'll be there.
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| And Kent: the Steelers have a better shot at repeating than you do of making the playoffs. Jeremy: you are not winning this season, and neither are you (B)ass. |
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Posted - 1/2/2006 5:19:51 PM |
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F off Jeremy.
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| Nice try Kent. If you want to move up to the 3rd spot in the draft, I certainly will entertain any offers. Gay speech Jeremy, but what else would anyone expect coming from you. |
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Posted - 12/19/2005 3:21:50 PM |
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Attn: Fowl Mouth Ass
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| There will be no repeat this year, ASS. 2005: Bunch 2, ASS 0. You gotta love it, Ragnarok. |
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Posted - 12/4/2005 11:03:12 AM |
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Is this horseshit really standing? Keith, fix this shit.
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Posted - 12/2/2005 3:38:45 PM |
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Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, and bullshit.
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| Any questions please call 1-800-BUL-SHIT. What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a shitzu? A bullshit. |
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Posted - 11/24/2005 8:52:12 PM |
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bunch lineup not correct
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| Gamblers: I emailed keith my lineup yesterday. I started Palmer, C Taylor (MY), Parker, Wayne, Stokley, Porter, Shockey, Brown, Indy, and Fox. Keith will verify this and reset it. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. It's a shame that I haven't been able to log in and talk smack to anyone. Oh well. |
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Posted - 10/4/2005 12:42:18 PM |
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So when does the season start?
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| It doesn't get any worse than losing to Kent, I've hit rock bottom. |
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Posted - 10/4/2005 12:41:07 PM |
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Posted - 9/21/2005 8:31:29 PM |
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Attn: Keith
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| It's pretty sweet that you picked up 2 WRs and let go of the same coach for both of them. Wow. How'd you do that? |
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Posted - 9/13/2005 11:09:54 PM |
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Kent: you are a fucking idiot.
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| 1st of all, Moss played on Thursday night, or are you the only one of us who wasn't watching the f---ing 1st NFL game of the season. Maybe you were online chatting with hot babes all night, or training to be a cage fighter. Or maybe you really are just that dumb. And don't call Favre a loser, he's only one of the best to ever play the game, regardless of position. I can't wait to take you out, bitch. |
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Posted - 9/13/2005 7:45:19 PM |
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who the fuck are you?
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| I don't think someone who chose to be at the Coldplay concert instead of the draft has any right to post on the site. Please be a groupie and follow them around the country and keep your "knowledge" to yourself. And how could it be unbiased when Kent is blowing you right now with his kneepads on. P.S. Who the fuck are you? |
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Posted - 7/17/2005 12:13:56 AM |
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curtis martin, i posted it on my team page earlier today
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Posted - 7/11/2005 11:26:51 PM |
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Great Poll Bruins!
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| Bruins: those aren't yogurt-covered raisins you're eating there you crackhead. Now put the bag of paint chips down and please don't start another poll until you go back on your medication. Thanks for understanding. |
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Posted - 12/13/2004 11:58:56 PM |
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Oh, hey Joe, I didn't realize you were still in this league. God I envy you, and your stability.
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| that's 2-2 last two seasons. but hey, your lucky to have half of something as good. now, on to the important part of the post. if the BLAST finish ninth this year, they will be the first team to finish in all bottom 6 places. that's right, 7- 12th place in 6 years boys. ain't none of yous can take that away from me!!! bass, eat shit. |
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Posted - 12/13/2004 4:32:15 PM |
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Get the golf clubs out little bitch, if you can even carry the bag.
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| Everyone had injuries this year, and you're the only one that whines about it each week. I knocked you and the Blast out of the playoffs the last two weeks to salvage my season. Sure, I'd rather be in the playoffs, but this will have to do for this season. Billy, I still own you. |
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Posted - 12/7/2004 1:09:20 PM |
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Nice win Cowgirl.
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| 100 to 98.......gonna have to get out the fine tooth comb for this one. |
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Posted - 12/6/2004 10:18:54 PM |
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Quit whining, and take the loss like a man.
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| If Bulger scored 30, I'd still have beaten you. My QB also scored 0 points for me. Nice decision to sit Ward and play average Joe. |
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Posted - 11/23/2004 10:43:33 PM |
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Shady
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| Good job on getting into the playoffs Ass Splitters. I'm sure this feels better than last year when you had to go back a month and double check scores and change outcomes of games to get yourself into the playoffs. Not to speak of the Free Agency shady. |
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Posted - 10/16/2004 3:29:00 PM |
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Bashers: Do you need a f***ing tissue? Cowboys + most points = 2-3 = karma. Do the math, bitch.
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Posted - 10/12/2004 2:38:02 AM |
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Sorry Kent: best division is the Marshall once again, you were a little premature with your claim, as well with other things.
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| You're only ONE game up from the best! |
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Posted - 9/26/2004 11:21:13 PM |
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Jeremy: counter my offer.
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Posted - 9/25/2004 6:45:30 PM |
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Bunch starts Green instead of Muhammad after trade with b
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| Let history show that the Dynasty's first victory comes at the expense of the other league newbie. |
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Posted - 9/22/2004 9:32:49 PM |
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Bitch slappin? You're the bitch.
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You have 4 cowgirls on your roster. I tried to get one out of desperation but I'm honestly glad I don't have that f---er on my team. I'd rather lose each week than win with cowgirls on my roster. Emmit Smith will always be a cowgirl. And you want to talk about bitch slappin', well anytime you want one come and get one, bitch. No one is in my head, but I'm laying brain on your forehead.
Nighty night, don't let the bed bugs bite. Pussy. |
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Posted - 9/21/2004 8:25:50 PM |
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Joe, which one of my WRS you want for Westbrook?
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| Sorry Bunch, bit screwed at RB unless your interested in "not so famous" Amos. |
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Posted - 9/21/2004 8:12:59 PM |
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I did not fall asleep at the draft. I simply chose to enjoy the rest of the party and get off the cell phone. Bitches.
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Posted - 9/15/2004 2:18:38 PM |
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Keith, can we add a spellcheak for Billy's posts.
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| except when the NFL changes stats later i than the next week,which is rare, but happens. anyways, if you had cheaked your score correctly, there would have been no suprise. |
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Posted - 9/15/2004 2:16:38 PM |
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What do you think of the proposed rule?
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| My late selections were Rod Gardner, Dom Capers, whom I started last week, and Haslett. |
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Posted - 9/14/2004 6:52:23 PM |
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Know your week 1 opponent, draft accordingly.
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| Thanks for the gift Koo. You''ll have a nice fruit cake waiting for you in December. And I didn''t think we were exchanging presents this year, I guess you changed your mind. Keith, will you add my last few picks to my roster when you get a chance, please. Also, can we have a rule this year that as soon as the next week''s games kickoff, whether it''s on Sunday, Saturday, or Thanksgiving, that the previous week''s results and scoring stand. So no more looking back 5 weeks and finding a mistake and changing the outcome of a game. That still gives everyone 6 days to check stats and make sure everything is good. Did you discuss this at the draft? What do you think everyone? |
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Posted - 9/9/2004 10:38:59 PM |
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How you like the Marvelous one newbie? So fresh and so clean. FOOTBALL.
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Posted - 9/7/2004 9:59:50 PM |
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Do we play our franchise players if they are involved in the Thursday night game? I think we should.
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Posted - 7/19/2004 11:21:11 PM |
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What does that mean?
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| Nobody gets along fabulously with me except for my fucking dog. I already hate this new guy thanks to that post. Keep it real. |
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Posted - 7/19/2004 11:16:03 PM |
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It's gonna be a Marvelous season bitches.
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| Let's all give a warm Harrison University welcome to my franchise player. |
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Posted - 12/25/2003 1:28:48 PM |
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Go Gamblers, silence the whiners.
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| And BTUFF, great win in our absolutely meaningless game last weekend. This is not the time of year you want to be scoring 92 unless you are still in the playoffs. I handed you the victory in the regular season and you know it. I would rather miss the playoffs every year and never start a cowboy or cowgirl (Kerry Collins). Hey Factor, how did Vick do for you in the playoffs? Everybody, get ready to start having to hear the Factor bitch about anything and everything until next season. Keith, how did that pickup of Collins work out for you? Merry Fucking Christmas everyone, it was a great season and I'll be back where I belong next year. |
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Posted - 12/18/2003 3:43:07 PM |
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Shut the fuck up Basher. You are still whining when you are winning.
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Sorry I couldnt give you a better game, dude. Kick the Gamblers ass so the title stays in the right division.
Keith, get ready to be taken down to Chinatown, buster.
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Posted - 11/6/2003 11:20:20 AM |
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Remember Arlen Harris.
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| I do and the 3 TDs he scored for Keith that week so I'm sorry if I don't apologize for getting LJ. It was my turn for a little luck. The Bunch drop Jolley, even though he is on fire in that Oakland offense now. |
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Posted - 11/5/2003 11:49:34 PM |
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Keith: LJ Smith is won by the Bunch due to the Gamblers having a better record. We each bid 4 on him.
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Posted - 11/4/2003 6:43:00 PM |
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Keith: please put 10 more FA points on my page via the trade with Factor.
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| what's up with all the crack-smoking whenever you two trade?! |
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Posted - 11/4/2003 1:28:16 AM |
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Bunch 4 Blast 1.
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| I can understand that you are excited beating me for the first time. It's a shame that it took Santana Moss scoring 3 TDs and me having my first round pick and the best TE in football on their bye weeks. That won't be a problem in the rematch when I make it Bunch 5 Blast 1. |
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Posted - 11/2/2003 11:57:06 AM |
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Billy, get in me belly!
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| I want my billy-back, billy-back, billy-back ribs. Billy, the other other white meat. I'm going to eat you for lunch, baby. Seriously, this is the best Blast team the Bunch have played in this league to date. Both teams are 5-3 and seperated by one point, the Bunch have 464 to the Blast 463. Even if Henry were playing, how could you start him over Bryson, the hottest player in the league right now. Go Lions. Anyways, good luck Billy. This might be the last time I can say this: I own you! Bunch 4 Blast 0. |
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Posted - 10/29/2003 11:19:10 AM |
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Jeremy: You sound a little bitter there guy. Are we making this personal?
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| anybody who makes me lose to a worthless sack of shit like Bawkins is dead to me. Ricky, you are no longer my son! |
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Posted - 10/28/2003 10:57:32 PM |
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Marshall Division against other two divisions: 16 wins 6 losses.
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| anybody who makes me lose to a worthless sack of shit like Bawkins is dead to me. Ricky, you are no longer my son! |
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Posted - 10/28/2003 1:20:07 PM |
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The wins are coming in Bunches.
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| Will Ricky Williams score 18 TDs this season? No. Will Ricky Williams score 10 TDS this season? No. Attention Norris Division: You can collectively remove the broom sticks from your asses now. You have been swept aside like the pretenders that you are. I wish I could play each of you again, but I'm in a real division, the Marshall Division, one in which I'm tied for second right now. Speaking of the best division in the league, Billy, you're next: bring it on, the collapse for the Blast begins this Sunday. |
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Posted - 10/26/2003 12:39:38 PM |
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Bunch trade Jerry Rice to the Maulers for Micheal Pittman.
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| Will Ricky Williams score 18 TDs this season? No. Will Ricky Williams score 10 TDS this season? No. Attention Norris Division: You can collectively remove the broom sticks from your asses now. You have been swept aside like the pretenders that you are. I wish I could play each of you again, but I'm in a real division, the Marshall Division, one in which I'm tied for second right now. Speaking of the best division in the league, Billy, you're next: bring it on, the collapse for the Blast begins this Sunday. |
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Posted - 10/6/2003 5:43:09 PM |
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Thank you Hitmen, may I have another.
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| You own me, period. I think that's 5 out of 6 now. Next year you better be at the draft so I can sit at your table and make sure you get drunk enough. Anyways, good start and you have nothing to worry about with the Blast. Their fade will begin when they play me for the first time. Hey Ron, I need some help in learning how to cope with these losses. What do you and Kent usually do? Keith, I'm gonna split your skull, bee-yatch. |
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Posted - 9/25/2003 11:27:24 PM |
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Kerry Collins is a bitch, he's worth nothing to me.
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Posted - 9/23/2003 1:10:18 AM |
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Thank You Shannon Sharpe.
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| At least until next weekend, we don't have to hear any more bitching from the Bashers. When I beat you, please don't post excuses on the site, just take it like the woman you are. |
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Posted - 9/17/2003 9:09:08 PM |
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Bunch receive Jerry Rice for Troy Hambrick and 30 FA bucks.
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| Good for you, Ron and Jeremy - although joe Horn has been nothing but trouble for the ol dreamcrushers. |
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Posted - 9/12/2003 7:13:23 PM |
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Attention: Ass Master.
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Again, it's week 1. Let's not jump to conclusions about which guys were drafted too early yet. By the way, it's real easy for me to sit here and question your selection of Josh Reed that early. P.S. I felt bad for you after looking at your roster, so I decided to hand you that W.
All hail to Ass Master: he wins the championship and is now the source for all draft review. Are you getting paid for your evaluations? NO.
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Posted - 9/12/2003 7:04:33 PM |
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Bunch 4 Blast 0. Bunch 4 Blast 0. Bunch 4 Blast 0.
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Billy,
One week does not a season make for either Brady or his Bunch. My young apprentice, you so soon forget last season when the Bunch started 0-3 and still came back to take your candy. Until you beat me I advise you to shut up and worry about your own squad. I'm looking forward to another late season collapse by the Blast, that's if you're even in the picture. As far as QBs and drafting go, my QB in our week 9 matchup will be Michael Vick, thank you very much. Settle down Billy, Dad will be upstairs to tuck you in in a minute buddy. Peace.
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Posted - 9/10/2003 9:39:52 AM |
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Posted - 8/21/2003 6:32:45 PM |
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Yea, I'm doing camera for the new video board each home game.
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After speaking with the muses of football past, I was reminded of what limitations were placed on the owner in the original Jamal Lewis Rule. That new rule was met with much debate and eventual agreement, and we did so with some limitations that would protect us from any unforeseen abuse.
The original rule stated that the owner who was picking a new player from their pre-July 15 roster could not pick up the waived and injured player that season.
This exists so that any such future move would only be done in serious situations, and by doing so it would make the decision be an objective one as opposed to a subjective one. In other words, we don't have to discuss how many angels fit on the head of a pin or how many weeks of what kind of injury warrants this special consideration. Make the owner decide if it's serious enough to do.
However, while that is an excellent control device, it can be mitigated to be a bit fairer, and this is how it should be:
1) the waived player CAN be picked up by the team that dropped him, BUT that team cannot DRAFT the waived player. They can acquire the player only via trade or free agency.
2) if the waived player is officially out for the season, the team gets a special consideration and can elect to put that injured player on IR before the season begins, and then pick another player off of their pre-July 15 team. From that moment forward, that IR player is just like any other normal IR player.
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Posted - 8/20/2003 10:16:44 AM |
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Oh my God, I agree with Billy. However, UNC will win on Draft Day.
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After speaking with the muses of football past, I was reminded of what limitations were placed on the owner in the original Jamal Lewis Rule. That new rule was met with much debate and eventual agreement, and we did so with some limitations that would protect us from any unforeseen abuse.
The original rule stated that the owner who was picking a new player from their pre-July 15 roster could not pick up the waived and injured player that season.
This exists so that any such future move would only be done in serious situations, and by doing so it would make the decision be an objective one as opposed to a subjective one. In other words, we don't have to discuss how many angels fit on the head of a pin or how many weeks of what kind of injury warrants this special consideration. Make the owner decide if it's serious enough to do.
However, while that is an excellent control device, it can be mitigated to be a bit fairer, and this is how it should be:
1) the waived player CAN be picked up by the team that dropped him, BUT that team cannot DRAFT the waived player. They can acquire the player only via trade or free agency.
2) if the waived player is officially out for the season, the team gets a special consideration and can elect to put that injured player on IR before the season begins, and then pick another player off of their pre-July 15 team. From that moment forward, that IR player is just like any other normal IR player.
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Posted - 8/18/2003 9:45:07 AM |
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Unlike you Ron, Eric didn't pick a franchise player that was injured already.
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My theory is that Faulk just could not stand the idea of being cut by the Factor, so he arranged for Vick to have an "accident", badda boom badda bing!
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Posted - 8/18/2003 12:02:12 AM |
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Bunch 4 Blast 0: And I'll also teach you how to read and write at the draft.
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Posted - 8/17/2003 12:33:20 AM |
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Eric should get to pick another player for sure. 260-3907
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| This is football babies. The factor just has to draft better |
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Posted - 7/28/2003 6:03:40 PM |
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Bunch also receives the # 8 overall pick in addition to the fourth rounder.
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| The Maulers have traded their 4th Round draft pick to the Bunch for their #2 overall spot in the 1st Round. The Maulers obtained the Bunch's final draft pick as well. Thanks for the trade, Matt! |
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Posted - 7/17/2003 5:39:34 PM |
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Hey Kent, have you ever made the playoffs?
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I haven't been hooked to the web fer awhile so that's why I haven't posted in a while, or responded to the PK/DF discussion. I see Billy's point that you never know what's gonna happen (I know those blind left hooks out of nowhere STING!). I also understand Jeremy's side. It looks like the changes will be made, and I have no problems. It does appear though that we have got to cement the rules (as our Commish states). It's a brilliant institution and we all love it like our baby. Let's now love it for what it is. WE all know the system well anyway by now and it's no suprise to anyone the dice you roll with kickers and DF's. It shakes up the level of intensity of the draft in a fun way. It's like leving the high-stakes poker table and stolling to the roulette wheel for a smoke. Anyway...
We can't wait to see yall soon and the 1st annual RFF Open sounds like a blast! I've been working on that Azinger chip Keith!
What am I gonna do without Melissa Stark!
First pre-season MNF next Monday!
Football.
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Posted - 7/17/2003 5:39:02 PM |
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Hey Kent, maybe you should take your time this year as well.
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Posted - 7/16/2003 11:20:44 PM |
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UNC/CUSE at 1:30 so 5:30 or 6 is more realistic.
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I know I'm speaking for Zach, but we will probably be there Friday night, so make a tee time.
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Posted - 7/14/2003 8:58:25 PM |
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At least spell Favre right in your lame attempt at humor, Mr. Floral.
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| Unlike Keith and Mr Farve, I will stay loyal to my top qb. Are you ready for some....... |
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Posted - 7/9/2003 11:08:01 PM |
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I'm guaranteeing a championship this season, mark the date bitches.
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| ...big surprise, people-Chad Pennington will be my franchise player, and the monsta', Willie Green will be my rookie keeper. And he's a keeper! |
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Posted - 7/2/2003 5:40:33 PM |
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Marvellous Marvin Harrison is the NFL's best WR and he's my franchise player.
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Posted - 12/30/2002 10:44:52 AM |
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Congratulations Joe: You had the best team from start to finish.
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| I gambled and lost. Now you can talk your shit because you backed it up. I still think that you are the Atlanta Braves of Ragnarok. Win it again and I'll call you the Yankees. Anyways, good job buddy. |
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Posted - 12/25/2002 12:02:09 PM |
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Ron: I won't rest until I display the amount of class that Satan's little elf has.
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| That's you by the way. Playoffs, Round 2: Bawkins Bunch advances to the finals by defeating the Skullsplitters. The Dreamcrushers score 31 points and lose to the Bruins, who are without their franchise player, in a consolation game. Hey, Ron, that was a great win you had against me in week 2, good luck next year Satan's little elf. |
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Posted - 12/12/2002 1:19:14 AM |
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Bunch 68 Bass 55
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| How the fuck are you the Yankees if you haven't won a championship yet? You are the Bills, or if you like baseball, the Braves. I guarantee you will not win the championship this year, that's a bet. The playoffs don't mean shit, Ron's in the damn playoffs for christ's sake. Win a championship and then talk some shit, until then, shut the fuck up bitch. |
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Posted - 12/10/2002 5:39:35 PM |
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Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good.
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| Each week everyone can say, "what if I played this guy" or "what if Harrison wouldn't have dropped that wide open TD on Sunday which would have given me a nicer cushion." But this league is a good one: very competitive, well run, bottom line fantasy football. The bottom line says I'm 8-5-1 and the Bashers are 8-6. I will not apologize for starting 0-3 and then going 8-2-1 down the stretch. I certainly will not apologize for telling Joe I was gonna kick his ass and then doing it to get my team rolling. I do think that the Factor got screwed, but maybe next year he will get all the breaks. Bashers: good luck this weekend and maybe we'll play this thing out. Keith: you did an unbelievable job this year, the site rocks. |
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Posted - 12/10/2002 10:33:44 AM |
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Bunch 44 Hitmen 42: Broncos D had 4 points not 0. 3 sacks and 1 blocked PAT
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to have the second best record in the league and be seeded 4th! But that's o-kay... The bruins rule the division...AGAIN, best output in franchise history as the bruins, And only miss the Bass-turds by .5 a game!You know why...?
I never thought I'd say this Factor, but thanks for playing Faulk!
Die Dreamcrusher, die You know why....?
Because we're TOUGH!!!!! |
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Posted - 11/25/2002 10:53:01 AM |
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Happy Birthday Kent: I tried to give it to you.
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| I played McNair over Green, and Longwell over Nedney for you. The Bunch are just catching all the breaks right now. I know how lucky I've been. I hope you had a fun day regardless. SNF was awesome. |
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Posted - 11/22/2002 6:57:05 PM |
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Keith, you are right, I just checked the stats again and I'll take it.
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| Billy, I can now say that you still have yet to beat the Bunch. |
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Posted - 11/22/2002 6:45:38 PM |
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Stick to being helplessly bitter towards women and life in general.
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Posted - 11/22/2002 6:43:40 PM |
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This should be a good one, we'
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I'd really like a win for my birthday on Sunday so could you please not start Ahman Green, A-Train and Marvin Harrison? Thanks!
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Posted - 11/14/2002 5:02:36 PM |
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.5 for ties and wins is the tiebreaker for same points at end of year.
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i have to disagree a bit on this, Keith. i think if you're comparing two teams, the first thing to look at is number of wins, then look at number of losses. for example, comparing a 7-7 team to a 7-6-1 team, the seven wins make them equal, but 6 losses is better than 7, thus the 7-6-1 team has the better record. comparing an 8-6 team to a 7-5-2 team, 8 wins is better and there is no need to compare any further.
this is reminscent of some sports where you get 3 points for a win and 1 for a tie. clearly, a tie is better than a loss. but it's not worth half a win. this accentuates winning as the goal of the contest, instead of not losing. see what i mean?
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Posted - 11/14/2002 5:00:26 PM |
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I could have used them yesterday at this time. A little late with the offer rookie.
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Posted - 10/28/2002 8:04:33 PM |
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Merry fucking Christmas Burnout, I mean Burnsville. JK. Good win.
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| Did anyone have productive players????? Anyone? What? ...oh, a lot of bench scoring?... touchdown here and there? hmmmm. HALLOWEEN is SCARY!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted - 10/25/2002 6:46:41 PM |
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Green is better simply because of Favre and the balance they have on offense.
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| Dillon is on the worst team in football, and good Ds will put 8 in the box and make the QB beat them. You and I know that Green is a more attractive option for the remainder of the season. And Harrison is still a stud. I know the TDs haven't been there, but I'll take 145 yards 8 days a week. One shitty MNF performance by the Colts O does not a season make, my young Keef. Good luck this weekend, you need it. Oh, and I'd be 7-0 this year if it was a leap year. |
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Posted - 10/24/2002 9:36:27 PM |
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Yeah, Keith, Harrison sucks this year, and Dillon is way better than Green.
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| I now have a better understanding of why you just lost to Allison and are 2-4-1 this season. I'm sorry for the inquiry, but not for your hapless team. |
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Posted - 10/24/2002 9:53:07 AM |
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Posted - 10/23/2002 3:48:00 PM |
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You're right, I did shat my pants before Bus' injury and revenge may be soon.
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Posted - 10/22/2002 11:46:48 PM |
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Billy: Bunch 3 Blast 0. Let me tell you, since you haven't experienced it for yourself, talking shit is so much fun when you can back it up.
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Posted - 10/22/2002 11:42:43 PM |
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Joe: I hope you put some $ on the Bunch and those 250-1 odds.
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| when they were giving the bus the ball and he had 2 td's in the first half.harrison and qadry wren't gettin shit,then the bus went down with a flat tire.coulda been one sweet comeback for me. |
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Posted - 10/17/2002 10:54:23 PM |
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Joe: maybe you'll find some wit in Vegas and improve your 5th grade humor.
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Eat a Dick, wooh, that hurts. It's so original and personal. Sounds to me like a bitter loser had absolutely nothing to say. You should have just kept your mouth shut instead of making an ass of yourself. But you're just so good at it. By the way, good luck on your audition for E! television's "Vegas Showgirls: Nearly Famous."
Kent: I'll trade you a No. 2 pencil, a tissue, and a bag of shit for Bates. The wins are coming in Bunches. |
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Posted - 10/17/2002 10:40:37 AM |
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Bunch apologizes for mistake, and will waive Kirby.
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| However, Joe, the Bunch does not apologize for shutting you up. Burnsville, I think you and I both know who needs some fresh fish. Hey Billy, it's Super Bowl Sunday, are you ready? |
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Posted - 10/11/2002 10:35:58 AM |
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I'll stick that broom up your ass on Sunday.
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| And then break it off before I take it out. You're going down on Sunday bitch. Keep talking. |
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Posted - 10/7/2002 9:52:02 AM |
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Thanks Grizzlies.
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| Apparently all we needed to get our season turned around was the Grizzlies on the schedule. Thanks for joining the league Allison. Keith, can I play Kootenay in week 1 next year? Please! Peace. |
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Posted - 10/4/2002 10:18:55 PM |
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Grizzlies with another blockbuster.
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| The Grizzlies have traded the Bunch Jimmy Smith for Chris Carter and Jeremy's dirty tampon. |
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Posted - 9/25/2002 10:57:10 PM |
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If you get offended by my shit talking, then don't start it with me.
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| I have simply responded to people taking shots at me, and I will continue to do so. As for Jeremy, I'm so sorry that this site hasn't been the PG-13 experience you so yearn for. You should just be grateful that I handed you a win in week 1 and change your tampon. |
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Posted - 9/24/2002 10:33:05 PM |
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Kent: You are a fucking joke.
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Posted - 9/24/2002 10:28:38 PM |
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Idiot: I wasn't talking about your defense on the roster (GB).
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| I was making the point that you have been handed three wins and that you haven't earned shit. Your opponents haven't scored any points. And if you actually beat me head to head, then you have some shit to talk. But until then, keep flipping your Webster's trying to come up with "big" words like "inverse." Are you fucking kidding me? Come up with something better than that in your response, please! |
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Posted - 9/24/2002 10:17:24 AM |
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billy, your D is incredible, only 93 points against in three games. WOW
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| It's ok to be bitter, since you are the only winless Owner so far. Let it out, you'll feel better. Losing to both Ron and Jeremy has got to be humiliating! |
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Posted - 9/20/2002 9:32:10 AM |
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Miss Billy
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| UNC 30 Syracuse 22. Bunch 2 Blast 0, head to head. I can't wait to make it 4-0 over your sorry ass. |
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Posted - 9/19/2002 9:26:22 AM |
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Let's finally start this season.
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| Billy: If I played you in each of the first two weeks, I'd be at 2-0 and you'd be o-2. Let's all realize the luck and lack thereof sometimes in fantasy football. Anyway, congrats on your lead in our division and I hope the bunch will start the season this Sunday. I'm sure the rest of the league is really feeling sorry for the biggest shit talker on draft night. Once I get it rolling, you'd better hope you got your shot early in the season. The Bunch is Back. |
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Posted - 8/13/2002 9:21:28 AM |
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Not surprising that there is an L in your team name.
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every team now has the capability of editing their team information, including team hometown, name, message board handle, images, and much more... just go to your own team page and click "edit team info"
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