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Posted - 4/1/2024 10:56:53 PM |
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In honor of synchronicity with last year...
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I will once again change my name to the Interdimensional Bigfoots and attempt to trade it back to Keith at a later date. |
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Posted - 4/1/2024 12:57:52 PM |
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I would love to go
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but I get back from Europe like 2 weeks before the draft and I think if I do 10 days in Amsterdam and Scotland and then go directly to Vegas I may in fact die. Don't let me hold y'all back though if that's the plan everyone wants to do |
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Posted - 10/24/2023 6:07:10 PM |
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On the fence for moving
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I didn't draft with the rumble in mind, but I do love the chaos it brings for the last week right before the playoffs. Mind you, I've only participated in one of them, but it was super exciting to think someone who would have normally coasted into the playoffs by having the second worst score over the team with the worst score could be knocked out completely to the lower bracket. It's such a cool wrinkle with this league. I think I'm against just for that aspect, but could be swayed if arguments are presented that make sense. I am completely down for revisiting it in the off season and potentially having it as a benchmark for teams in week 1 when some in off years or all of us are together. Like let you really see how your team you spent months (or minutes) researching is going to look like when they're all fresh and no one is dealing with injuries.
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Posted - 10/15/2023 12:16:06 PM |
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Bye Week
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Russ and Goff have the same bye. Needed to make sure I had Minshew before I put Russ on the block. Feel free to send an offer Billy. Looks like you need one and I've got spares. |
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Posted - 9/6/2023 9:18:08 PM |
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In approval
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In approval for the rule for sure. Definitely needs to be a high bar though. Last thing we want is it being taken advantage of.
Also in approval of Zach being able to change his player. JT is getting a raw deal from the Colts, and I can't understand why. If I were him, I'd have a 4 month long flu. In turn, that essentially means Zach doesn't get a franchise player if this plays out as most of us foresee happening. So in this specific instance I'm in favor of him changing his franchise player.
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Posted - 8/28/2023 10:18:20 AM |
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The plan
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I'll be headed out Thursday as early as possible as well and headed back Monday. Ready to get this party started! |
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Posted - 8/19/2023 7:37:02 AM |
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Looks awesome
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That looks like a perfekt kombination of the klassic original and like kapkom vs. marvel games. Gonna have to get that one. |
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Posted - 8/16/2023 5:00:02 PM |
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I was told
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I should bring 47 frozen pizzas and that's all we're going to eat for 4 days. |
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Posted - 8/14/2023 7:55:01 AM |
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From my understanding...
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It's called a lockbox because you have locked the player in at that pick and plan to start them come hell or high-water. So my take is you can't snipe yourself since you've technically already made your bid. If that person goes off and it gets sniped from you, then them's the breaks. That's the nuance and excitement of the lockbox. It's a gamble.
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Posted - 8/11/2023 11:45:32 AM |
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I'm fine with this
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I think it's a good move. There's a lot of high profile injuries and hold outs right now that could severely impact what an owner chooses for a keeper. Just from my perspective, being in the Bruins spot with JT asking for a trade, he could end up somewhere or holding out. Giving that extra week so if he does get traded in that time Bruins can make that decision then feels more fair in my book. Plus I already know what y'all are keeping according to my predictions I submitted. |
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Posted - 8/7/2023 10:57:42 PM |
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Aye
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I'm down for realignment. Always fun to change it up. |
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Posted - 8/7/2023 10:55:09 PM |
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Praise be to Dave and a New Team Name
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Love Eric, but glad to see that team name gone. hahaha |
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Posted - 7/17/2023 2:37:32 PM |
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Camacho is present
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I come bearing Brawndo to quench the thirst of all owners and the plants. |
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Posted - 7/12/2023 8:57:07 PM |
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Finally chiming in
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Sorry for the delay. Here's my take on it. Yes, there should be some sort of punishment, but I feel like having to get drinks for everyone feels like not a severe enough punishment. I think if someone misses the deadline, everyone who didn't gets a token (multiples if there's more than one offender) and those tokens can be redeemed to have that person do a shot or chug a beer. This would make a real punishment and cause the offender to potentially do their drafting incredibly shitfaced. Just me, but that feels like it's actual punishment rather than being beer bitch 11 times (which we will get from Kent drafting retired players anyway) |
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Posted - 5/9/2023 3:48:29 PM |
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Aye
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Good rules make sense, and this fits that criteria. |
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Posted - 5/3/2023 8:14:57 PM |
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Beds reign supreme
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Here's my favorites of the ones we have on the lists:
1. Lake Front Ranch (AirBnB). Just shy on the beds, has a bunch of room for hanging out outside and cool shit inside (croquet anyone? Foosball is life). Dining room looks awesome for League meals too. 2. Log cabin with mountain views and a big pond. Has beds for everyone. 3. The lake place. Doesn't have the beds, but that living room for the draft looks dope.
Really I would like my own bed and if possible room. I sleep like shit in my own house 90% of the time, so I'm willing to pay more than my share to get a bed/room if y'all are okay with it. I'm new guy though, so I understand if I have to sleep in a canoe on the lake (if there is one). |
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Posted - 4/1/2023 9:13:52 PM |
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Follow up announcement
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In light of recent news, the Helheim Hockaloogy will henceforth be known as the Interdimensional Bigfoots TM. Any contest to this can be sent to their lawyer, the Kardashians dad who got OJ off for murder. |
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Posted - 1/14/2023 4:58:26 PM |
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Audit
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I checked with Keith and am going to help him audit all players in the playoffs from the start of them just to ensure it's all correct. There was a bunch of trouble with the data miner at the end of the season, so it's worth it just to make sure. |
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Posted - 1/14/2023 10:29:26 AM |
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My bad
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It says payouts, not playoffs. Working mobile. |
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Posted - 1/14/2023 10:16:10 AM |
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Stats, Stats, Stats
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Well that does suck. Kinda funny language in the rules too. It's says the can be corrected until the playoffs "are executed." Like from what I'm seeing since the season is over, and has been for about two weeks (with the exception of the Bills players that started), I would say it's past that point in my interpretation. I don't know what the meaning behind using the subjective language is though and will bow to whatever y'all have done in the past. Just my 2 cents.may be worth clearing that up for the future in an amendment to to set an actual timeline. Posted the line from the rules below.
"In the playoffs, stats can be audited and corrected up until the payouts are executed. Stats are stats are stats." |
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Posted - 1/14/2023 10:16:07 AM |
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Stats, Stats, Stats
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Well that does suck. Kinda funny language in the rules too. It's says the can be corrected until the playoffs "are executed." Like from what I'm seeing since the season is over, and has been for about two weeks (with the exception of the Bills players that started), I would say it's past that point in my interpretation. I don't know what the meaning behind using the subjective language is though and will bow to whatever y'all have done in the past. Just my 2 cents.may be worth clearing that up for the future in an amendment to to set an actual timeline. Posted the line from the rules below.
"In the playoffs, stats can be audited and corrected up until the payouts are executed. Stats are stats are stats." |
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Posted - 1/12/2023 6:35:17 PM |
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A little data and any plans for the next social?
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So I was looking over some of the all time records and focused in on the lowest score record (I know they haven't been updated in a few years, but still). Since I knocked the crap out of it in week 1 I decided to see how many times it would have been broken or tied this year. I was surprised that it was 15 times. The Maulers tied it once, Surt beat it once, Hockaloogs tied it once and beat it once, Bruins beat it twice, Mao beat it 3 times (including breaking my record breaking low score of 27 from week 1 with a week 14 total of 24), and our Blast Bowl champion beat it 4 times. Gotta love record setting seasons.
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Posted - 1/3/2023 5:37:16 PM |
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IMO
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I think if the game gets played, use those stats. If it doesnt, I think it’s really up to Joe and Stu how they want to proceed since they’re the ones with dogs in the fight.
Also I wear my last place as a badge. It’ll make my victories taste sweeter next year |
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Posted - 1/3/2023 5:37:12 PM |
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IMO
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I think if the game gets played, use those stats. If it doesnt, I think it’s really up to Joe and Stu how they want to proceed since they’re the ones with dogs in the fight.
Also I wear my last place as a badge. It’ll make my victories taste sweeter next year |
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Posted - 12/14/2022 10:37:45 PM |
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Intriguing
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I don't know yet if my desire for a great time outweighs my superstition that Keith is a horrid luck charm for my Detroit Lions...
I should be down to go. I have a friend coming into town for the week of Christmas but I think he will be gone by then. I'll let you know when I get his concrete plans for his trip. Should be a blast though! If it's just a few of us, I can host too. My house isn't big, but it's comfy. Probably got enough comfortable seating for like 4-5. Up to y'all though. |
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Posted - 12/11/2022 9:50:47 AM |
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To Zach
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We had a good run this week of the longest of shots to make the playoffs by needing to score a million points and have 4 teams lose terribly. Unfortunately, we got eliminated on a stat correction before we had a chance to lose on our own to meet Billy in the elimination pool. Guess it's on to the battle for the number 1 pick! |
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Posted - 12/6/2022 1:40:51 PM |
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I see the path...
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I need I need Keith, Eric, Sean, and Kent to lose and I need to score 130 more points (shattering the all time single game record) than all of them. Easy money.
https://youtu.be/zMRrNY0pxfM |
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Posted - 11/6/2022 11:12:34 AM |
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Chin Straps!?
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What a beast. Sitting at 2-6 with 10 VP. I kneel before you oh master of sucking and still potentially making the playoffs. You've cracked the code. |
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Posted - 10/30/2022 11:52:40 AM |
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Well for the start of this thread, I think there is a higher probability to actually see Bigfoot, have him over for thanksgiving dinner and marry their daughter off to him than you get a blue chip receiver for a middling Mixon.
As for that trade, I get it. Get you your franchise player, get a promising rookie, then end up below average next year too. That's my plan and it's going swimmingly. |
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Posted - 10/5/2022 10:32:23 PM |
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Unbelievable
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Quite literally. Such a statistical improbability. |
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Posted - 10/4/2022 7:53:43 AM |
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Early game Sunday
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Don't forget that the gaping holes of the league play the NFL Football Sequon's bright and early on Sunday morning. Kickoff is at 9:30 AM. Don't know if Keith wants to have people over that early, but breakfast, coffee and football is never a bad thing. |
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Posted - 9/30/2022 7:53:09 PM |
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Timing
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In catching up with everything (training a new guy at work, so couldn't keep up today) I think the only reason this became a discussion is due to the timing of the reversal. I'm pretty sure from reading all this, we all understood the reason that Jeremy would be sympathetic over the situation and would offer to undo the trade. It was pretty clear that it wasn't malicious intent or trying to game the rules as Tua got a whopping 0 last night and suffered a pretty brutal injury. In my opinion, the rules as they are stated on reprimand for collusion and bad faith trades don't really apply here. Had this trade happened next Tuesday I don't think there would be nearly this much discussion. The main eyebrow raising part here was that Zach had started Tua and then traded him back before the week was over. Since the reasoning behind that was explained and Zach can't start a different QB this week, I'm fine with it and it's their prerogative to reverse the trade if they see fit. |
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Posted - 9/20/2022 10:30:28 AM |
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Count me in
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I'll be there. Should we do like a potluck? |
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Posted - 9/19/2022 10:36:09 PM |
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n00b wins!
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And in doing so, takes all those dicks Kent so graphically described and crams them in Kent's mouth to shut him up |
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Posted - 9/16/2022 10:21:41 PM |
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I'm interested for sure
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That sounds like a BLAST! (pun intended)
2 Lions were also fined by the NFL for showing too much knee. Can't believe this is what the NFL is spending energy on and not fixing delay of game subjectivity or the official review. |
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Posted - 9/14/2022 4:47:29 PM |
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OH NO!
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I think it's an omen. That shit just hates this draft weekend.
Hope the fam gets well soon and all the symptoms are all mild. |
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Posted - 9/14/2022 3:08:34 PM |
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Caution for sure
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Hey everyone. Just wanted to let you all know that Lauren and I both tested positive for Covid today. Basically had some mild to moderate cold symptoms for about 36 hours now. Feeling way better today though. I spoke to Kent and let him know. He said he's also feeling better today. Just wanted to let y'all know in case you're also feeling some cold symptoms. Hope it's just us, but wanted to make sure everyone was aware. Didn't have any symptoms until Tuesday morning. Hope everyones health is good and it's just an isolated thing. |
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Posted - 9/9/2022 8:31:41 PM |
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Link!
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https://zoom.us/my/laurenmckibben?pwd=YXhwRGN2dHV0UTdweFptN3UrRHk5QT09 |
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Posted - 9/9/2022 8:31:38 PM |
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Link!
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https://zoom.us/my/laurenmckibben?pwd=YXhwRGN2dHV0UTdweFptN3UrRHk5QT09 |
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Posted - 9/9/2022 8:31:35 PM |
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Link!
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https://zoom.us/my/laurenmckibben?pwd=YXhwRGN2dHV0UTdweFptN3UrRHk5QT09 |
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Posted - 9/9/2022 8:31:32 PM |
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Link!
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https://zoom.us/my/laurenmckibben?pwd=YXhwRGN2dHV0UTdweFptN3UrRHk5QT09 |
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Posted - 9/9/2022 8:31:28 PM |
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Link!
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https://zoom.us/my/laurenmckibben?pwd=YXhwRGN2dHV0UTdweFptN3UrRHk5QT09 |
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Posted - 9/9/2022 8:31:25 PM |
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Link!
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https://zoom.us/my/laurenmckibben?pwd=YXhwRGN2dHV0UTdweFptN3UrRHk5QT09 |
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Posted - 9/8/2022 9:44:51 PM |
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Don't forget to set your lineups boys!
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Football is back! |
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Posted - 9/5/2022 5:32:53 PM |
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Someone Will Rise from Hel
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It's just gonna be me |
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Posted - 9/5/2022 4:28:41 PM |
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Tech Setup for the Draft
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I'll have a static computer there that will have the Zoom setup (If we can use your account, that would be awesome) and for the draft picks to be entered on. It will be streaming to the TV so we can see all the remote boys and the draft board. I'll have a webcam setup on top of the TV as well so remote folks can get the full room with the podium and everything. So really just need you to sign in to the computer for Zoom and it'll all be set. |
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Posted - 9/5/2022 1:50:24 PM |
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As an Idaho boy
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^^^I approve of this statement |
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Posted - 9/5/2022 9:14:27 AM |
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Apologies
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I didn’t think a league full of dudes who get shitfaced and talk smack had grammar nazis in it. From here forward I’ll only speak in shakespearian to you Kent.
As an aside, wherefore isn’t th're a dram trophy neath thy nameth liketh most oth'rs? Has't thee not been in this league f'r many years? I wouldst assume with many years w'rth of attempts, cometh many chances. Doest t not? |
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Posted - 9/4/2022 9:39:41 PM |
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N00b comin for you all
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I'm very excited to be in this league with y'all. I've been hammering through the rules and scoring, building my draft kit and preparing a performance like no other. Excited for this weekend which I will state is the first action for my accent to being crowned champion. Looking forward to a good draft weekend fellas! |
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Posted - 9/2/2022 7:54:47 PM |
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Agreed
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This is a good common sense rule. I like it. |
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Posted - 9/1/2022 9:19:58 PM |
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Hmmmmm.....
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I mean we have some good traditions in my other league. Loser gets a different nutsack trophy every year and pied in the face by the previous winner at the last draft. Never been a big performer though. I'll have to come up with something fun. I think I got a few ideas... |
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Posted - 9/1/2022 4:01:33 PM |
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Disagree on that
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That's a sweet carjacking worthy ride right there. That thing is a couple recliners cruisin down the road. |
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Posted - 8/29/2022 8:40:10 PM |
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Couldn't believe that
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Saw he's in stable condition today, so that's good. This is why if anyone tries to jack my car, I'm just giving it to em. Not worth getting shot over. |
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Posted - 8/29/2022 11:56:36 AM |
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I'm good for that rule
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I would even say that I would be fine if it opened after the full draft has concluded seeing as how players are cut or injured during the preseason. |
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Posted - 8/25/2022 5:05:30 PM |
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Kent and beer
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I was gonna bring Kent over there in the morning and work from Keith's house that day. Outside of one big meeting around 2:30 I can basically phone it in and help set up. I'm going to grab a bunch of beers. I know Keith likes IPAs. I'm a stout, lager, ale guy. Anyone else have any preferences that I can grab? |
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Posted - 8/24/2022 1:59:24 PM |
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Food and Dad Sodas
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I'll be bringing a big ol cooler filled with food and adult beverages. Should have some snacks and may bring a couple take and bake pizzas. Really looking forward to meeting everyone! |
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Posted - 8/18/2022 6:23:29 PM |
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It's a smelly job...
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Worst part is, my boss is huge dick |
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Posted - 8/18/2022 9:36:12 AM |
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A thought
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What about adding the punting tier that was proposed to the defensive stats? Like make it so if the punter booms an 80 yard punt the defense would get a couple points for it. It would even out a lot of the mid tier defenses too for scoring purposes. |
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Posted - 8/17/2022 4:29:38 PM |
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The weirder the better
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I don't know what my opinion counts for as the newb amongst vets, but I like the idea of the tiered scoring for it. It adds a very strange and interesting wrinkle to the game that no one else is doing. I think the tiered scoring is a cool idea too since it will add more value to teams that suck since they will most likely be punting from their own territory more often. |
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Posted - 8/9/2022 7:27:34 PM |
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A thought...
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Maybe also sit around bare assed on furniture when she moves in? Also a good way to celebrate |
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Posted - 8/8/2022 12:38:12 PM |
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Work today?
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Nah, I think I'll run some mocks instead |
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Posted - 7/31/2022 3:34:30 PM |
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What was the last guy doing!?
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So I've finally had some time to myself to sit down and look at this team and good god. Was Matt LaFluer his highest scoring player on the season? Guess my keeper options are between Russ on a new team as an unknown, or Tyreek on a team with fuckin Tua throwing to him. Could keep Matt though... |
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Posted - 7/28/2022 6:32:03 PM |
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Aye
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This is a fair rule. No reason not to have it this way imo |
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Posted - 7/3/2022 11:40:34 AM |
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Been solemnly pondering for days now
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After days of self introspection of my own beliefs and the facts I know to be true about the universe around me, I've come to a conclusion. Without a doubt a vampire is a more dangerous interdimensional being. Here's the justification for this conclusion. As far as the mythos of these beings go, Bigfoot (or Bigfeet if there are more than 1 in the herd) have been known to be avoidant of humans. This leads me to believe that they would be benevolant or curious before they would ever pose a threat to humans. As for Vampires, throughout history and lore (primarily in Eastern Europe) vampires have been known to be dicks. In some circumstances, villages provided livestock for the vampires to survive on to spare their own lives, but those flimsy alliances only lasted so long before the vampires would just say fuck it and suck someone dry like a hooker in Vegas who gets paid by the job. I mean I think there's no question that vampires pose more of a threat.
Plus every now and then I just get bad vampire vibes in places. Mainly bars in big cities. Never had a bad Bigfoot vibe and I'm from the PNW where they are from. |
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Posted - 6/28/2022 2:54:15 PM |
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Thanks Everyone!
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Thanks guys! I hear this league is a lot of fun and some good competition. I look forward seeing you all lose to the new guy in the lowly Hel division. Tears of your opponents make the cocktail of victory so much sweeter. Thanks again having me and good god can football start already! |
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Posted - 6/22/2022 11:10:23 PM |
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Camacho is in!
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Brought to you by Carls Jr. |
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Posted - 9/28/2021 5:55:17 PM |
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Is it Sunday yet?
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Damn fantasy football having me in withdrawals throughout the week. Ready to lay some more wood to y'all. ;) |
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Posted - 9/19/2021 6:00:10 PM |
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Prater's 62 yarder not updating for his score.
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I'd really like that for my teams score. lol |
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Posted - 8/4/2021 6:19:07 PM |
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Thanks for having me!
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Thanks for letting me play with y'all! Sounds like a fun league and I'll do my best to run this team straight into the ground and lose my 25 bucks :) |
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