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Superbowl Props
Posted - 1/9/2024 10:41:20 AM Post a reply to Superbowl Props
Superbowl Props
I'm down, happy to participate. My money is on the Bills, let me know who to send my check to.
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Rules Proposal 27.1: Ragnarok Rumble schedule
Posted - 11/3/2023 9:19:45 AM Post a reply to Alternative idea
Alternative idea
Can I sign up to play Koo every week for the remainder of the season?
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I'm going to be live streamed on Twitch tonight
Posted - 10/2/2023 8:17:50 AM Post a reply to That's a trophy.
That's a trophy.
Congrats Keith. I would also like to thank you and Thunder for doing your part to dismantle Asgard this weekend. Weakest Division in the league.
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Defenses
Posted - 9/25/2023 10:49:57 AM Post a reply to Defenses
Defenses
Something to consider for next year rules change: should defenses that give up 70 points not receive negative points? We could all agree on a point threshold where negative points come into play and escalate. I have Denver D on my bench, they ended up with 6 points for a kick return for a TD. They should have been negative 10 in my opinion. Just a thought, don't want to complicate scoring.
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Draft Weekend
Posted - 8/28/2023 8:26:34 AM Post a reply to Draft Weekend
Draft Weekend
I am hoping to arrive on Thursday, as early as possible. May stop off and fish during the journey out there. I plan to depart Monday morning.
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Draft Weekend
Posted - 8/16/2023 2:41:35 PM Post a reply to DoctorMayhem6969
DoctorMayhem6969
Removed from forum discussion.
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Tale of the Tape
Posted - 1/9/2023 11:38:40 AM Post a reply to 2022 Season
2022 Season
Congrats to the Medical Center, great year. Also thank you to Keith for once again delivering a spectacular Ragnarok Season. Can't wait until next year. Go Bills.
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Tale of the Tape
Posted - 1/4/2023 8:31:04 AM Post a reply to What to do?
What to do?
Like everyone, I was super excited for Bills vs. Bengals Monday night. Kind of a playoff vibe with Raganarok Championship on the line. Of course, Josh Allen was going to have 5 TD's and move the Bills closer to the bye and home field. I am fine if we apply week 18 points to the players committed to week 17. I would not make any changes to my line up. Interested in what Stu thinks as he has Diggs going. Total bummer, but it be what it be. Hopefully we hear good news on Hamlin in the next day or so.
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Another nice trade
Posted - 11/1/2022 8:18:45 AM Post a reply to My bad
My bad
I was worried I would forget to accept and miss the trade deadline. Apologies for the confusion, Jeremy, please send everyone $5.00 megabucks.
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Proposed football social for October 9th
Posted - 10/4/2022 10:01:42 AM Post a reply to Wish I could be there...
Wish I could be there...
Unfortunately, I live too far away to celebrate Keith's 1st win. Have fun guys.
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Injuries are a part of football (and fantasy)
Posted - 10/2/2022 8:29:15 AM Post a reply to Toppsy Tradesy
Toppsy Tradesy
First, I do not see any foul play or malicious conduct by either or for that matter anyone in the league not named Keith. Maybe it is a matter of the timing of the trade and the system automating things as they happen, why would the entire trade be nulified? Shouldn't Jeremy have Andrews for the weekend or prior to an official trade back, week 5? I am yet to find an announcement stating Tua is out for the season. At this point we know he had a bad week.

I have no objection to the Gamblers and Tough working out something on the backside of the trade. I do want to echo what Sean said. Should any of us expect a reversed trade post injury? This is like giving putts on the course. If you play you have been there, it is all fun and everyone loves each other until you make your freind putt a 3 footer downhill that misses for a double and loses the side.

I will set the precedent for the Bass: I would have woke my wife up, told her the guy I just traded away went down. She would have said, "do you feel bad and please stop poking me with that". I would have said, "Glad he isn't on my team, fuck the Dolphins."

I would also expect the same treatment back, unless I trade with Gamblers.

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Putting it out there..
Posted - 9/18/2022 8:36:59 AM Post a reply to Daddy Like...
Daddy Like...
Sounds like a plan.
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An abundance of caution
Posted - 9/14/2022 4:49:58 PM Post a reply to Appreciate the heads up
Appreciate the heads up
No Covid here, just crabs. Like Kent, some unfamiliar exposures that had me a sneezy and congested at times. Subsided by Monday. Glad to hear you guys are feeling better and not overly sick. Stay well, stay safe.
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Zoom Link
Posted - 9/10/2022 1:49:56 PM Post a reply to DRAFT DAY 2
DRAFT DAY 2
Day 2 is sponsored by Webex. https://arahealthspecialists.webex.com/meet/jguiffrida
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Zoom Link
Posted - 9/9/2022 7:19:45 PM Post a reply to Fuck Sean and Jeremy....see link below
Fuck Sean and Jeremy....see link below
Updated draft link. Going through Webex chat eh. I will send via email as well.

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This is the week
Posted - 9/7/2022 9:50:13 AM Post a reply to Sleepin' at Keith's
Sleepin' at Keith's
I am bringing a tent, so others can claim indoor sleeping options. Looking forward to it. Let me know if there is anything I need to bring.
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Just got my schedule for next week.
Posted - 9/3/2022 8:41:23 AM Post a reply to Stu! Stu! Stu!
Stu! Stu! Stu!
Great news. Can't wait to see you guys and roundtable about the Gamblers being trash.
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Rules Proposal 25.3: Fucking Lockbox Injuries
Posted - 9/2/2022 1:02:26 PM Post a reply to Proposal 25.3
Proposal 25.3
I second that motion. Good catch commish.
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Food for the Draft.
Posted - 8/24/2022 8:07:03 AM Post a reply to Looking forward to it
Looking forward to it
I am planning on leaving Asheville early Friday morning. Likely depart some time on Sunday. Can't wait, let me know if you need anything.
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Countdown to the end of Eric's bachelorhood
Posted - 8/14/2022 4:38:54 PM Post a reply to Congrats Eric
Congrats Eric
Wish I could move in with my girlfriend.
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Woo hoo, tomorrow is declaration day!
Posted - 8/14/2022 2:33:04 PM Post a reply to Bass declare?
Bass declare?
Mr. Josh Allen. Jeremy would have certainly lost money on that bet.
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Rules Proposal 25.1: Injured Rookies
Posted - 7/27/2022 5:45:15 PM Post a reply to Vote
Vote
in favor
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Welcome to Ragnarok, Alex!
Posted - 6/28/2022 5:08:23 PM Post a reply to Welcome aboard
Welcome aboard
Looking forward to meeting you.
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Thank you Ragnarok
Posted - 5/5/2022 7:53:46 AM Post a reply to Thank you Ragnarok
Thank you Ragnarok
We are transitioning a vendor and there is a lot of discussion about our banking lockbox. I have to make sure I don't refer to it as the fucking lockbox because I am a fucking professional.
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I always forget to mention this at the draft
Posted - 12/30/2021 9:13:06 AM Post a reply to Championship
Championship
Congrats Zach and Sean. I can't wait to not give a shit about who wins between the two of you. Happy New Year. Neither of you deserve it.
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Greatest playoff matchups ever?
Posted - 12/16/2021 3:35:57 PM Post a reply to Greatest matchups, plus
Greatest matchups, plus
Koo and Gamblers both with a bye. Can they play a "friendly" or a "cuddle"?
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GOTW - GAME OF THE WEEK - Weekly Football Get-together
Posted - 11/1/2021 2:23:59 PM Post a reply to Another Tie?
Another Tie?
Ugh...brutal.
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Official meeting time is 9pm (Eastern) on Thursday night
Posted - 10/29/2021 4:13:12 PM Post a reply to Fuckin' Conner
Fuckin' Conner
I am so rich in mediocre running backs, I don't know who to start.
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Official meeting time is 9pm (Eastern) on Thursday night
Posted - 10/29/2021 4:13:08 PM Post a reply to Fuckin' Conner
Fuckin' Conner
I am so rich in mediocre running backs, I don't know who to start.
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Official meeting time is 9pm (Eastern) on Thursday night
Posted - 10/29/2021 12:58:32 PM Post a reply to Fuckin' 2 straws
Fuckin' 2 straws
Team name is all caps and does not include a header on his posts. Out of control.
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Official meeting time is 9pm (Eastern) on Thursday night
Posted - 10/28/2021 10:13:02 AM Post a reply to Meeting Tonight
Meeting Tonight
I have a work meeting this evening. Should be home by 9:00 PM, but if not will call in on the way home. Share the meeting when you get a chance Keith, so I can have it baked into my schedule. Nothing like a 14 hour day. Thanks
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It's Official.
Posted - 8/27/2021 8:52:30 AM Post a reply to Bummer
Bummer
Disappointed you won't be there early, but glad you will make it for Sunday night. Looking forward to it.
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A little over a month away
Posted - 8/10/2021 6:30:17 PM Post a reply to Get some
Get some
Planning on taking it all in.
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A little over a month away
Posted - 8/10/2021 6:30:13 PM Post a reply to Get some
Get some
Planning on taking it all in.
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Some good news and some not-so-good news
Posted - 7/22/2021 3:22:20 PM Post a reply to Work is stupid
Work is stupid
I hope there is a chance you can make it. In the words of Tricia Yearwood, "How do I live without you?"
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Greetings
Posted - 7/9/2021 9:02:51 AM Post a reply to Leave Josh Alone
Leave Josh Alone
The future MVP does not appreciate the negativity.
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The Big One: Covid on Rosters
Posted - 4/23/2021 7:32:28 AM Post a reply to Agreeing with Jeremy....
Agreeing with Jeremy....
The new pandemic.
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Rookie Rule clarifications
Posted - 4/16/2021 11:26:07 AM Post a reply to Rookies
Rookies
May as well throw 2019 in there too. Bass keep Diggs and Allen. Perfect
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Ragnarok is back!
Posted - 4/16/2021 11:24:05 AM Post a reply to Draft House
Draft House
I am good with Blowing Rock. I would meet you guys at Anal Rock if that's what it takes.
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Ragnarok is back!
Posted - 4/12/2021 9:10:18 AM Post a reply to House List
House List
Really appreciate all the work that has gone into finding houses. I am good with whatever.
My top 3:

Lake Gaston
Lake Tillery #1
Blowing

Best
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NFL now has an 18 week regular season
Posted - 4/12/2021 8:46:44 AM Post a reply to Reg Season
Reg Season
Great breakdown Keith. I am good with C, I like our division makeup. I can also support B. There will be no complaints from the Bass.
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So sorry to hear, Kent.
Posted - 9/8/2020 11:04:06 AM Post a reply to Condolences
Condolences
Kent, I am without words. Sorry for your loss. Thinking of you, don't hesitate to reach out if you need anything.
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Draft Day
Posted - 8/25/2020 9:30:25 AM Post a reply to Draft Day
Draft Day
How does the evening of Thursday, September 3rd work for everyone? This thing should go quick, and if we need to, we can add another time before the 10th to wrap up. Thanks
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Draft Day
Posted - 8/24/2020 4:08:29 PM Post a reply to Draft Day update
Draft Day update
In the spirit of being a shitty commissioner and not listening to what others say (Keith knows what I mean), I need to update the draft day. This was a black out date agreed to a while ago. Will circle back. Thanks
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Draft Day
Posted - 8/24/2020 10:24:48 AM Post a reply to Draft Day
Draft Day
Saturday, September 5th at 4:37 PM. Speak now or forever go fuck yourself.
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Draft Day
Posted - 8/12/2020 8:34:00 AM Post a reply to Draft Day
Draft Day
Still looking to set a draft date. Not sure the status of the Osage draft and still need Eric to register for the Superflex and Go Fuck Yourself.

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Scoring Updated
Posted - 8/8/2020 11:03:22 PM Post a reply to Scoring Updated
Scoring Updated
Please see scoring update. Scoring committee met and agreed unanimously to changes. Have fun, we be superflexing.
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some random rules thoughts for SFAGFY
Posted - 8/8/2020 8:58:07 PM Post a reply to Meeting Invite
Meeting Invite
Joseph Guiffrida is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us04web.zoom.us/j/75376252675?pwd=UC9UKzJjUzBpdlNzOEk5NEgwMUpqdz09

Meeting ID: 753 7625 2675
Passcode: 9fP7aR
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some random rules thoughts for SFAGFY
Posted - 8/8/2020 3:05:46 PM Post a reply to How about this..
How about this..
no kickers, why would you ever start a starting kicker.
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some random rules thoughts for SFAGFY
Posted - 8/8/2020 1:28:32 PM Post a reply to Fuckin Rules
Fuckin Rules
Anyone down for a quick rules setting zoom meeting to set superflex and then go fuck yourself meeting. Tonight some time, I'll set up a zoom, those in attendance get rules recommendations. Everyone else can fuck off and live with it.
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some random rules thoughts for SFAGFY
Posted - 8/5/2020 1:30:32 PM Post a reply to Scoring
Scoring
Made some scoring adjustments. Trying to get as close to Ragnarok scoring as possible...it's not possible. I added missed FG negative points. There are several options to reward additional points, 40+ runs, or big runs/catches with TD. You should all be able to see the roster and scoring updates. Let me know. Thanks
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Hosting site for the 2020 season
Posted - 8/4/2020 8:28:33 AM Post a reply to Superflex and Go Fuck Yourself now available
Superflex and Go Fuck Yourself now available
Join the league...
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Hosting site for the 2020 season
Posted - 8/3/2020 8:18:59 AM Post a reply to Hosting site for the 2020 season
Hosting site for the 2020 season
Narrowing the hosting site to 2 choices. I checked out Sleepers App, looks cool. Based on the results of the survey, other wins. Let me know if there is an alternative and we will nail this down.
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Ragnarok 2020 is officially suspended
Posted - 7/27/2020 4:08:07 PM Post a reply to 2020 Season of Disappointment
2020 Season of Disappointment
Appreciate Keith's communication and agree with the decision. The NFL will be a shit show and a fantasy football management nightmare. To further disappoint, I will gladly commish a league via one of the many free, poser, corporate sites. We will all appreciate Keith even more for all his hard work and time invested by the time I am done. No shits will be given in this gap year league, and I hope you all lose every week.

I'll send out a survey of some of the top sites. If anyone has a preference, please let me know. Perhaps we schedule a Zoom call social in the next few weeks to go over some of the rules and scoring setup.

I look forward to this being the worst Fantasy Football season of our lives.
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Happy Birthday, Eric
Posted - 7/14/2020 7:53:31 AM Post a reply to Beeeeelated Happy Birthday
Beeeeelated Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Eric, great seeing and hearing you Saturday night. That goes for those other jackasses on the call as well.
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2020 Ragnarok Social #2
Posted - 7/9/2020 7:55:35 AM Post a reply to Ragnarok Sociallllllll
Ragnarok Sociallllllll
Are we doing this? Love to see you guys. Keith's beard should be epic.
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A thoughtful article from the Surt
Posted - 12/6/2019 2:11:08 PM Post a reply to And another thing...
And another thing...
I didn't come here to read. Go Bass, Go Bills, fuck the Medical Center
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A thoughtful article from the Surt
Posted - 11/29/2019 8:05:46 AM Post a reply to Happiest Thanksgiving
Happiest Thanksgiving
Hope you all enjoyed as terrific a Thanksgiving as I. Josh Allen delivered a big Thanksgiving treat to all of America. Hel of a day...
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High School Play Festival
Posted - 11/25/2019 6:55:43 AM Post a reply to Where's Assgard?
Where's Assgard?
You are the Josh Allen of Theater (I mean that as a high compliment). I forget what it's like to compete as the Bass have had 3 bye weeks in a row now. Go Hel, Bass
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Would everyone be up for a 1MB Ragnarok Survivor Pool?
Posted - 10/13/2019 2:11:11 PM Post a reply to Surt...
Surt...
About to lose 2 games.
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Best Commish in sports might just be Keith Mickelson
Posted - 10/10/2019 7:11:31 PM Post a reply to I fifth that
I fifth that
Can't find his beer or his glasses, but he's the best commish in sports.
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draft weekend details!
Posted - 9/4/2019 9:51:34 AM Post a reply to Travel Plans
Travel Plans
Looking at a 2 hour drive in the morning on Friday. Will be there before lunch. Looking forward to it boys.
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draft weekend details!
Posted - 8/15/2019 7:01:41 PM Post a reply to Bass plans
Bass plans
I will be there Friday morning, departing Monday. Beer
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TODAY IS THE DAY!
Posted - 8/14/2019 7:41:18 AM Post a reply to It is the day
It is the day
Bass keep TY Hilton.
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Gentlemen, it is time to reserve the 2019 Ragnarok Draft!
Posted - 5/6/2019 6:56:38 AM Post a reply to 2019 Draft
2019 Draft
Wow, that's a lot of options. I am good with whatever and where ever. The drive is not a big deal, without a wife, 2 kids, and 2 dogs, I can peacefully make the run without stopping.
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BIG NEWS! Ragnarok expands to 15 teams!
Posted - 4/1/2019 6:33:07 PM Post a reply to That's awesome
That's awesome
Don't forget PPR and Points per carry. What a great season this is going to be.
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Cooper
Posted - 10/26/2018 5:00:47 PM Post a reply to Cooper
Cooper
That star is staining my page. Any offer gets Cooper.
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My Mom
Posted - 10/21/2018 11:14:32 AM Post a reply to You're in our thoughts
You're in our thoughts
Sorry for your loss Billy. Best, Joe and the Guiffrida girls.
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My Mom
Posted - 10/21/2018 11:14:04 AM Post a reply to You're in our thoughts
You're in our thoughts
Sorry for your loss Billy. Best, Joe and the Guiffrida girls.
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i just drafted my Week 2 team for Drafthouse
Posted - 9/13/2018 7:07:35 PM Post a reply to Son of a....
Son of a....
That is brilliant.
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Food related topic
Posted - 9/4/2018 9:48:48 PM Post a reply to Sunday
Sunday
I just need to know Billy is there Sunday for Sunday dinner. Bringing some breakfast burritos and other stuff.
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Draft House
Posted - 8/9/2018 7:35:05 AM Post a reply to Can't wait
Can't wait
I will arrive Friday morning and depart Monday morning. Best
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Happy L!
Posted - 7/23/2018 8:52:28 AM Post a reply to Happy Belated Keith
Happy Belated Keith
Hope you got high as fuck.
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i think i figured out why the Gamblers haven't won a title since 2005
Posted - 5/4/2018 8:39:25 AM Post a reply to I can't stop looking at it...
I can't stop looking at it...
This is remarkable. Great find.
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Congrats to Keith
Posted - 12/29/2017 9:35:39 AM Post a reply to Bass/Baast Bowl
Bass/Baast Bowl
Billy gets 5th and the cash. Happy New Year to all.
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Congrats to Keith
Posted - 12/27/2017 10:49:22 AM Post a reply to Champ
Champ
Congrats Keith. Great season, as usual. Well done, and happy holidays to all.

Joe
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happy 50th birthday, David!
Posted - 12/20/2017 5:37:28 PM Post a reply to Koo can't even score 50
Koo can't even score 50
Happy Belated Birthday... Would Billy care for a rematch this weekend. Total points for 2 weeks takes the coveted 5th place. Side bet, not proposed rule. My handicap is irrelevant given my seedy past.

Thanks in advance Keith, unless Billy's sceerrrred.....

Piece on earth. Joe
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Tiki House update
Posted - 11/21/2017 6:17:14 PM Post a reply to The House
The House
It is you guys that make it a fucking home.
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Big show tonight
Posted - 10/29/2017 11:44:29 AM Post a reply to You Know It!
You Know It!
...
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I don't even want penance
Posted - 10/19/2017 12:14:06 PM Post a reply to Congrats Zach
Congrats Zach
I think you have to do it twice in a row to get credit. Best of luck, I know you can do it.
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happy birthday Zach!
Posted - 10/1/2017 9:26:59 AM Post a reply to Happy Belated Zach
Happy Belated Zach
Yup...
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Wikipedia just confirmed that Striker is the best band on the planet
Posted - 9/12/2017 6:43:02 PM Post a reply to Weekend
Weekend
Gentlemen,

Once again a terrific weekend. So happy to see everyone able to make the draft. Truly missed our friends of the Great North. Thank you to all for making the draft the best weekend of the year.

Best,

Joe
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Happy Birthday Joe!
Posted - 9/6/2017 7:08:30 AM Post a reply to Thanks buddy...
Thanks buddy...
I love bags of dicks.
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2017 Tiki House rules
Posted - 9/5/2017 6:10:26 PM Post a reply to Bass Arrival
Bass Arrival
Looking forward to it boys. I will be there as early as I can Friday, hopefully by noon. Departing Monday morning. I am bringing some breakfast wraps and beef on weck. And beers....

Safe travels to all. Joe
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Football is in the air!!!
Posted - 8/9/2017 7:00:22 AM Post a reply to 3 nights for Joe
3 nights for Joe
I will be there late morning early afternoon Friday, departing Monday morning. Looking forward to it...Best, Joe
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Hello 2017!
Posted - 7/20/2017 1:26:17 PM Post a reply to Happy belated...
Happy belated...
Looking forward to seeing you all soon. Best, Joe
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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Posted - 6/19/2017 11:59:48 AM Post a reply to Congrats...
Congrats...
Great work. It is much appreciated.

Thanks
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public summary: everyone please reply to this post
Posted - 6/13/2017 8:15:10 PM Post a reply to Bass have no preference
Bass have no preference
Option C...piece.
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Let's also talk money
Posted - 6/12/2017 10:37:03 AM Post a reply to Still Here
Still Here
Gentlemen,

I have been following the posts and shifted my position no less than 3 times. Sorry for not chiming in, but I think we have opinions covered. Love this league, recommend there be no more talk of dismantling the league. Put me in any division you like, I will still not have a QB. Best, Joe
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2017 Realignment and Beyond
Posted - 3/30/2017 10:09:25 AM Post a reply to Fuckin Koo
Fuckin Koo
I agree with Sean. I would be surprised if those choosing did so in a logical, void of emotional, intelligent, predictable manner. Snake draft the divisions, make sure Splitters and Koo are in the same division, Kent goes nowhere, find another player. Peace and suck it,

Joe
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Rookies
Posted - 12/27/2016 6:38:33 PM Post a reply to Congrats...
Congrats...
Great season boys, and congrats to Koo. Excellent championship game.
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Blocked FG not accounted for...
Posted - 12/20/2016 7:09:43 PM Post a reply to Wow...
Wow...
Has the Medical Center ever had more fans? Congrats to both teams, but mostly Stu. Fucking Koo...
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unless there is a franchise player involved...
Posted - 11/27/2016 9:00:00 AM Post a reply to Thankful
Thankful
What a great thread, with the exception of no name calling. Glad to see such thoughtful dialogue with minimal spelling and grammar errors. I hope there will soon be video posted of Mars pacing around the house screaming, "that trade is bullshit".

If I am reading this correctly, the new rule will be no trades with Koo. The Bass second that motion.

Peace...
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Foul on the play
Posted - 11/7/2016 7:03:13 AM Post a reply to Additionally,
Additionally,
He is assessed a 50 point penalty in week 9. Real bummer Billy, have a great week.
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crushing it again in 2016
Posted - 10/11/2016 6:37:34 AM Post a reply to Hate to burst your bubble
Hate to burst your bubble
Wait, no I don't. Bills Def stat update will move the Oleg to #5.
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Julio!
Posted - 10/5/2016 1:11:26 PM Post a reply to Skullsplitter 2 and 2
Skullsplitter 2 and 2
Therefore, no standings update. Fuck all ya'all
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Julio!
Posted - 10/2/2016 8:56:41 PM Post a reply to Bills shut down the Patriots
Bills shut down the Patriots
And 4 of you assholes lost picking the Bass to lose in the last two weeks.
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I just got a text from the Tiki House owner
Posted - 9/18/2016 10:35:28 AM Post a reply to Outstanding
Outstanding
I wish we had a camera outside...dick move of the weekend, love it.
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2016 Draft
Posted - 8/24/2016 8:13:05 AM Post a reply to I'm in...
I'm in...
Closest to the hole, has to be on the green, $1.00.
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Scoring for receiving yardage
Posted - 8/19/2016 4:40:59 PM Post a reply to Billy was thinking PPR
Billy was thinking PPR
That should fix it.
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Four weeks and counting
Posted - 8/11/2016 9:27:09 PM Post a reply to Joe will be in attendance
Joe will be in attendance
Should be there Friday morning, departing Monday morning. Looking forward to it. I think I mentioned early on that I would be staying the night Thursday, not likely to happen, but I am happy to cover it since budgeting was done on that assumption.

Thanks,

Joe
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happy birthday Dat!
Posted - 6/4/2016 12:02:39 PM Post a reply to Didn't know Jeremy played harmonica and sang backup
Didn't know Jeremy played harmonica and sang backup
https://youtu.be/IqNlXuOlzew

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It took longer than expected
Posted - 4/27/2016 6:35:51 AM Post a reply to Kickin in
Kickin in
I'm in on contributions to the travel fund.
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It took longer than expected
Posted - 4/27/2016 6:35:39 AM Post a reply to Kickin in
Kickin in
I'm in on contributions to the travel fund.
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It took longer than expected
Posted - 4/26/2016 6:43:58 AM Post a reply to Looks good to me
Looks good to me
Checks in the mail. Thanks for arranging.

Joe
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some Lake Gaston options
Posted - 4/4/2016 6:51:12 PM Post a reply to Plus Billy's Buy In...
Plus Billy's Buy In...
Thanks for the break down Keith. Megabucks and human nights...Keith's dream world is underway. Put me down for 4 nights, plus Billy's buy in if Kent's playing. No way Kent plays without Billy's devotion to policing the game and losing his fucking mind.

Sincerely,

Joe
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Congratulations Keith!!
Posted - 12/31/2015 7:30:57 PM Post a reply to Hear, hear to the trophy committee
Hear, hear to the trophy committee
Happy New Year to all.
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It's Trophy Time
Posted - 12/29/2015 8:41:14 AM Post a reply to It's Trophy Time
It's Trophy Time
Congrats Keith.
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All the top dogs get busted last week...
Posted - 11/26/2015 8:09:46 AM Post a reply to In it?
In it?
You're damn right. Say goodnight Bi-nasty (I mean that in the nicest way). Happy Thanksgiving to all. If I don't win this week, please delete this message.

Hail Rex,

Bass
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That's a Game Of The Week!
Posted - 11/1/2015 8:05:18 AM Post a reply to Haha...Ads, fuck yeah.
Haha...Ads, fuck yeah.
Even my wife thought it was funny. Bored and high, brilliant combination. How much for the ad free experience?
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I called Adrian Peterson's stardom, and I'm calling this one
Posted - 9/20/2015 10:06:01 AM Post a reply to Man among children
Man among children
Dude is a beast.
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Good luck Keith! And thanks to all for a great weekend!
Posted - 9/15/2015 4:37:20 PM Post a reply to Great Weekend
Great Weekend
Awesome time as usual. You guys are the best. Already looking forward to next year.

Joe
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Last minute details
Posted - 9/9/2015 7:47:54 PM Post a reply to Bass ETA
Bass ETA
I plan on leaving Asheville Friday morning, should be there by early afternoon. Looks like a 4.5 to 5 hour drive. Ang is whipping up some breakfast burritos (good for all meals), some lasagna, and asian chicken salad. Looking forward to it gentlemen.
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Draft house update. Things are looking very good.
Posted - 9/3/2015 7:12:09 AM Post a reply to Smokin'
Smokin'
Maybe I missed this earlier, is there a smoker available at the house? Will there be cornhole? Will the other worst cornhole player, my partner, be available..."ding"?
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Important news about the draft house.
Posted - 8/26/2015 11:05:20 AM Post a reply to House
House
Thanks for all the due diligence Stu and Billy. I am fine with the groups decision and will give my proxy. Send me an address and I will meet you guys there.

Best, Joe
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Draft House!!!!!!!
Posted - 7/26/2015 8:31:58 AM Post a reply to Draft House
Draft House
Can someone repost the draft house address? I am thinking Friday, late morning arrival, departing Monday.

Looking forward,

Joe
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Another thought.
Posted - 6/8/2015 7:50:03 PM Post a reply to Is LeSean McCoy still available?
Is LeSean McCoy still available?
Give me the first pick, i will waste it, everyone is happy. Zero issue on this side with Dat having the first pick. If he took over a barely mediocre team like the Bass, this would not even be a discussion. I like the fact that our league rewards the winning records in the upcoming draft. Already looking forward to the draft weekend. Hope everyone has a great summer. Welcome to Ragnarok Dat. Going to Amazon now to get a bigger monitor, Keith's trophies have taken over the left side of my monitor.
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Off season questions
Posted - 4/5/2015 9:21:26 AM Post a reply to Hold my Cock and Pulleit
Hold my Cock and Pulleit
Gentlemen,

Nice work on the house search. I am down with the Gaston house, let me know next steps. As for the rest of the nonsense, it has all been summed up well by the other owners. New ownership effort was 50% effective, not bad, I would happily take 50% more hair. Perhaps I have been in this league too long, or I trust you knuckleheads more than other leagues trust their owners, but I could not image having veto rights to trades.

Yours truly,

FMB
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That trade is ridiculous
Posted - 11/2/2014 8:05:46 AM Post a reply to I agree with Keith
I agree with Keith
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. No collusion, no problem. I strongly believe no-one in the league tries to help out another team; in fact, it is the opposite. If Rush would have offered me former first round pick to the Skullsplitters, Phillip Rivers, for Julio or Maclin I would have declined the offer. Let's take a step back and only judge people by their appearance and not trades.
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That's why n/a
Posted - 10/21/2014 9:40:31 PM Post a reply to Fearful if a tie
Fearful if a tie
It looks like the Bass game may be a tie. Missing some points, sent via stat fuck up correction request application.
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Did Commish and his man friend jump the gun on this ADP decision?
Posted - 9/16/2014 4:39:13 PM Post a reply to Billy-lytics
Billy-lytics
Nice work. I like it.
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Four of the longest days...
Posted - 9/4/2014 1:53:14 PM Post a reply to Heading out soon
Heading out soon
Ang made some stuff, beef ion weck, chicken salad, pasta dishes, hash brown casserole, breakfast burritos, and some hippie vegetarian shit.
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Four of the longest days...
Posted - 9/2/2014 7:50:37 PM Post a reply to Food
Food
Ang is putting a couple of dinners together (lasagna and pasta), similar to last year. I will bring a few other things as well. I am sure there will be multiple frozen pizzas.
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Four of the longest days...
Posted - 9/2/2014 7:49:05 AM Post a reply to Tee Times Set
Tee Times Set
We are set up for 9:00 and 9:09 on Saturday at Foxden (Larkin).
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What days will everyone be at the house?
Posted - 8/28/2014 11:43:03 AM Post a reply to I'm in
I'm in
I will be there Sunday night as well.
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2014 Ragnarok Draft Schedule
Posted - 8/24/2014 10:33:37 AM Post a reply to August?
August?
I hope the dates are a typo..
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2014 Ragnarok Draft Schedule
Posted - 8/24/2014 8:46:04 AM Post a reply to Weekend
Weekend
Keith,

Can you repost the rental details, check in, check out dates, and address? Maybe I will shoot out Thursday night.

Thanks,

Joe
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2014 Ragnarok Draft Schedule
Posted - 8/24/2014 7:51:02 AM Post a reply to It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the most wonderful time of the year
I plan on being onsite Friday mid morning. Anytime start Friday works for me. If the new guy experiences delays I am happy to make his picks. Is Tom Tupa still playing? Great value, what can't that guy do?

Do we have a Saturday tee time? If not, I am happy to set up. Looks like 2 threesomes, we will make sure Jeremy is with Sean so they can "finish". 2:00 PM draft start may be optimistic.

Looking forward to The Weekend. Let me know if I can do anything.

Out
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Pfleuger called me earlier this week
Posted - 8/8/2014 7:01:56 PM Post a reply to Calling all golfers
Calling all golfers
Are we playing this year?
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Pfleuger called me earlier this week
Posted - 8/8/2014 7:00:53 PM Post a reply to Important to be in attendance
Important to be in attendance
Especially with the addition of PPR.
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Pfleuger called me earlier this week
Posted - 8/8/2014 6:54:11 PM Post a reply to On another note
On another note
Julio Jones
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omg
Posted - 7/31/2014 6:10:50 AM Post a reply to Can you quack like a duck?
Can you quack like a duck?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHGLGhOYgGU&sns=em
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iiiiiiit's TIME!
Posted - 3/16/2014 12:57:58 PM Post a reply to Weekend at Ragnarok
Weekend at Ragnarok
Would folks be able to shift a day and depart Monday for a full day if Sunday football and bullshitting?

I am fine with whatever gets the best turnout. I did like the body of water near by and of course the Minnesotans made the weekend better.
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can't have nothin.
Posted - 12/25/2013 4:57:53 PM Post a reply to Congrats
Congrats
I hope you all enjoy the holiday season. A bad season made worse by the Koo winning over the Splitters, ugh. No real winner for any of us, kind of like a tallest midget competition.
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Week 2 matchup
Posted - 9/22/2013 8:28:53 AM Post a reply to BA BA BA BA BA Bills
BA BA BA BA BA Bills
http://www.nickmendola.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/BillsRap201303.mp3
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Week 2 matchup
Posted - 9/17/2013 6:20:47 PM Post a reply to Week 2 matchup
Week 2 matchup
Though I like seeing 2-0 next to the Bass, I believe Dave won. I think his defense is missing points. I will defer to the Rush to do the due diligence to beat me.
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Ragnarok Draft Needs PC!
Posted - 9/4/2013 7:25:32 PM Post a reply to Departure
Departure
I am hoping to be on the road by 4:00. Looks like about 2 hours for me. If any one needs a ride let me know. My car is full, and I won't have room for you.
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Ragnarok Draft Needs PC!
Posted - 9/2/2013 7:49:04 AM Post a reply to Other stuff
Other stuff
Ang is going to whip up some lasagna and other goodies. I plan on bringing a couple of fishing poles too if anyone is interested.
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Ragnarok Draft Needs PC!
Posted - 9/2/2013 7:46:05 AM Post a reply to Speakers
Speakers
I will see what I can do. The laptop has speakers built in, but I'll work on another set.
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Ragnarok Draft Needs PC!
Posted - 8/30/2013 8:29:00 PM Post a reply to Can do..
Can do..
I can bring my old laptop and a camera.
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I know we all know this
Posted - 8/17/2013 7:25:14 AM Post a reply to BA BA BA BA.....Bills
BA BA BA BA.....Bills
Don't get too upset about EJ and the Bills making the Vikes look bad. It's just preseason. I wish there were playoffs in the preseason, the Bills would have a chance. I remain optimistic, until the first week in October where I want to cut my wrists.
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Keeper Anouncment
Posted - 7/30/2013 6:52:50 PM Post a reply to Bass Keeper
Bass Keeper
CJ Spiller
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Thanks Eli
Posted - 12/30/2012 4:12:04 PM Post a reply to Thanks Eli
Thanks Eli
Much appreciated that Eli and company wait until after Ragnarok playoffs to play.
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Ragnarok Pro Bowl rosters are set
Posted - 12/24/2012 10:44:59 PM Post a reply to Splitter Champs
Splitter Champs
Congrats Keith. Great season all around.
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Mars Maximus Mickelson has arrived
Posted - 11/24/2012 8:58:42 AM Post a reply to Congrats
Congrats
The Guiffrida's are very happy for you guys. Spoil that kid rotten. Since you are so busy with a new baby, I will be happy to manage your line ups. Please send me your password.
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Keith, I hope you're ready.
Posted - 11/22/2012 9:24:38 AM Post a reply to Son of a...
Son of a...
Why are you helping him? Screw the Gamblers. Happy Thanksgiving.
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My MB amount is too high
Posted - 10/28/2012 11:18:56 AM Post a reply to Avery?
Avery?
Looks like the Bass have Avery.
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Monday Night Football at Spartacus!
Posted - 10/25/2012 6:00:29 AM Post a reply to He doesn't have twins
He doesn't have twins
Why would anyone do that to themselves?
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Zachary traded Jennings
Posted - 9/29/2012 11:11:05 AM Post a reply to Zachary traded Jennings
Zachary traded Jennings
Considering Zachs history of trading players, Jennings should be a beast for the rest of the season.
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Update
Posted - 9/19/2012 8:13:41 PM Post a reply to Every team active in free agency
Every team active in free agency
Scary...ye crazy fucks...
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REQUIRED: Draft Weekend Roll Call
Posted - 9/9/2012 8:49:13 PM Post a reply to I will let her know
I will let her know
Great weekend guys. And thanks to Billy and Keith for taking Buffalo picks before I had a chance.
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REQUIRED: Draft Weekend Roll Call
Posted - 9/7/2012 8:18:34 AM Post a reply to Boom box?
Boom box?
Who the hell still owns a boom box? Can we stream early man through Pandora, or are they so hard we don't have enough bandwidth?
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REQUIRED: Draft Weekend Roll Call
Posted - 9/5/2012 9:36:00 PM Post a reply to Sorry for late post
Sorry for late post
I just found the directions below; I had about 20 emails from the realtor. Not a bad idea to bring your blankys, a pillow and a towel. I can bring paper towels, kitchen spray, and soap.

Keith, are you bringing poker stuff? Would you like me to?
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REQUIRED: Draft Weekend Roll Call
Posted - 9/5/2012 9:24:50 PM Post a reply to House info, I will pick up keys and open house
House info, I will pick up keys and open house
CHECK-IN:
  Check-in is 4:00 p.m. or after and checkout is 10:00 a.m.
 
*Please do not rely on a GPS system to locate our office or your rental house, but use the directions we have enclosed. GPS systems are not reliable in the mountains.
 
Returning keys –If you picked up keys from our office, please return them to our office. If we are closed, put them through the mail slot in the front door. If you got the keys from a lockbox, please make sure the keys go back into the lockbox when you depart
 
HOUSE INFORMATION:
Directions to Grandview Lodge
95 Mitchell View Dr. East  Old Fort  NC  28762 (GO STRAIGHT TO THE GATEWAY PROPERTY OWNER OFFICE TO GET GATE REMOTE,THEN STRAIGHT TO GRANDVIEW.  NO NEED TO COME BY THE GREYBEARD REALTY OFFICE)
From I-40, take exit 73 and head SOUTH on Bat Cave Rd, (toward McDonald's)
Continue 5.3 miles and turn LEFT into the Gateway Mtn Property Owners Assoc office ( LOG CABIN  with porch on the front) at 5717 Bat Cave Rd. A remote control is required to access entrance into the development. Walk onto the porch of the GMPOA office. When facing the door, look to the right. There is a small wooden box with a lock on it. Enter R-E-N-T to open the lock and get the plastic bag marked GRANDVIEW LODGE on it. Your gate entry remote is inside the bag. 
When you leave the GMPOA parking lot, go right and take the next driveway on the right. This is Crimson Dr (when you get to the gate, use the remote to gain access. Go up Crimson Dr to the dead end and turn LEFT onto E Mitchell View. Wind down the hill and you will see #95 on the right
  KEYLESS ENTRY CODE FOR YOUR RESERVATION IS 1462 (enter code,turn small knob directly below the key pad to open the door; to lock press bar above numbers and turn knob)
At your DEPARTURE, please return the remote to the same location. Please make sure it's in the plastic bag so it won't get wet. (There will be a $50 charge for the remote if it's not returned)
 
House specifics: 4 Bedrooms, 4+ Baths.  Beds - 3 king, 0 Queen, 0 Double, 5 twin, 0 king sofa, 0 queen sofa, 0 double sofa, 0 small sofa.  Maximum Occupancy: 11
Phone number: 828-668-9020   No pets unless otherwise specified, No smoking.
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REQUIRED: Draft Weekend Roll Call
Posted - 9/5/2012 9:24:42 PM Post a reply to House info, I will pick up keys and open house
House info, I will pick up keys and open house
CHECK-IN:
  Check-in is 4:00 p.m. or after and checkout is 10:00 a.m.
 
*Please do not rely on a GPS system to locate our office or your rental house, but use the directions we have enclosed. GPS systems are not reliable in the mountains.
 
Returning keys –If you picked up keys from our office, please return them to our office. If we are closed, put them through the mail slot in the front door. If you got the keys from a lockbox, please make sure the keys go back into the lockbox when you depart
 
HOUSE INFORMATION:
Directions to Grandview Lodge
95 Mitchell View Dr. East  Old Fort  NC  28762 (GO STRAIGHT TO THE GATEWAY PROPERTY OWNER OFFICE TO GET GATE REMOTE,THEN STRAIGHT TO GRANDVIEW.  NO NEED TO COME BY THE GREYBEARD REALTY OFFICE)
From I-40, take exit 73 and head SOUTH on Bat Cave Rd, (toward McDonald's)
Continue 5.3 miles and turn LEFT into the Gateway Mtn Property Owners Assoc office ( LOG CABIN  with porch on the front) at 5717 Bat Cave Rd. A remote control is required to access entrance into the development. Walk onto the porch of the GMPOA office. When facing the door, look to the right. There is a small wooden box with a lock on it. Enter R-E-N-T to open the lock and get the plastic bag marked GRANDVIEW LODGE on it. Your gate entry remote is inside the bag. 
When you leave the GMPOA parking lot, go right and take the next driveway on the right. This is Crimson Dr (when you get to the gate, use the remote to gain access. Go up Crimson Dr to the dead end and turn LEFT onto E Mitchell View. Wind down the hill and you will see #95 on the right
  KEYLESS ENTRY CODE FOR YOUR RESERVATION IS 1462 (enter code,turn small knob directly below the key pad to open the door; to lock press bar above numbers and turn knob)
At your DEPARTURE, please return the remote to the same location. Please make sure it's in the plastic bag so it won't get wet. (There will be a $50 charge for the remote if it's not returned)
 
House specifics: 4 Bedrooms, 4+ Baths.  Beds - 3 king, 0 Queen, 0 Double, 5 twin, 0 king sofa, 0 queen sofa, 0 double sofa, 0 small sofa.  Maximum Occupancy: 11
Phone number: 828-668-9020   No pets unless otherwise specified, No smoking.
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REQUIRED: Draft Weekend Roll Call
Posted - 9/1/2012 8:42:19 AM Post a reply to Spare wifi
Spare wifi
I have one I can bring
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REQUIRED: Draft Weekend Roll Call
Posted - 8/31/2012 1:36:09 PM Post a reply to Wifi
Wifi
The brochure says wifi. It could be 28K for all I know.
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REQUIRED: Draft Weekend Roll Call
Posted - 8/31/2012 11:53:56 AM Post a reply to Draft Weekend
Draft Weekend
I will be there on Friday mid-morning for the weekend. My plan is to go to the reality office and get the keys Thursday afternoon, get the house open, catch up with Keith and Kent, kick both in the nuts, hand over the keys to achy balls Mickelson, and return Friday morning. I would love to stay Thursday night, but wifey and kids have plans before I blow them off for the greatest weekend of the year.

House address: 95 Mitchell View Dr. East, Old Fort, NC 28762. The house phone number is 828-668-9020. Not sure what cell phone reception will be like, you may want this number to call and ask for directions prior to being raped by some hillbilly.
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Posted - 8/31/2012 11:52:15 AM Post a reply to Draft Weekend
Draft Weekend
I will be there on Friday mid-morning for the weekend. My plan is to go to the reality office and get the keys Thursday afternoon, get the house open, catch up with Keith and Kent, kick both in the nuts, hand over the keys to achy balls Mickelson, and return Friday morning. I would love to stay Thursday night, but wifey and kids have plans before I blow them off for the greatest weekend of the year.

House address: 95 Mitchell View Dr. East, Old Fort, NC 28762. The house phone number is 828-668-9020. Not sure what cell phone reception will be like, you may want this number to call and ask for directions prior to being raped by some hillbilly.
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Posted - 8/24/2012 7:07:48 AM Post a reply to Attending
Attending
I will be there Friday morning through the weekend.
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not sure if Scribbles Snavely knew this
Posted - 8/1/2012 7:33:00 PM Post a reply to Sign?
Sign?
I mean show up for camp.
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not sure if Scribbles Snavely knew this
Posted - 8/1/2012 7:17:38 PM Post a reply to I signed up...
I signed up...
For time telling lessons with my 3 year old.
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not sure if Scribbles Snavely knew this
Posted - 8/1/2012 7:13:35 PM Post a reply to My apologies
My apologies
I swore it was Aug 1st, 12:00 am, maybe I am at the wrong side of 12:00 am. I was waiting to the last minute to see if MJD was going to sign today. I will keep MJD, unless there is some penalty and I am awarded a trophy instead.
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2012 Ragnarok Draft location
Posted - 6/23/2012 12:14:36 PM Post a reply to Oleg the vegetarian is correct
Oleg the vegetarian is correct
Sorry I did not do all the calculations this morning. This is a pretty good value considering all the amenities. Other places I looked at were not as entertainment friendly and some were without air conditioning. Let me know and I will reserve this week. I have had great luck with Greybeard realty in the past. They offer the most affordable high end options. Feel free to check out their website and make suggestions.

Thanks,

Joe
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2012 Ragnarok Draft location
Posted - 6/23/2012 7:51:00 AM Post a reply to Check this out
Check this out
Black Mountain

This is $315.00 per day. In Black Mountain area, about 30 minutes from Asheville.
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2012 Ragnarok Draft location
Posted - 6/6/2012 9:18:54 PM Post a reply to Free balling
Free balling
Do we have a count on all those willing to travel? Is Labor Day weekend a possibility? If Asheville is not out of the question, i know Billy stayed at a great cabin in Asheville close to Zach and I. We could make some arrangements for overflow here if you don't mind babysitting.

Bills defense 3rd round, suck it.

Joe
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Hilarious
Posted - 1/21/2012 11:07:04 AM Post a reply to Hilarious
Hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZoVdjkY8xE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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booty
Posted - 12/30/2011 4:42:14 PM Post a reply to Congrats
Congrats
Great job Sean. Your team was a force even without the addition of my only 2 players. I apologize for not commenting sooner, but I am in a worst fucking season ever hangover here in Asheville. Looking forward to next season.
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glad to see that the Bass got their 8th WR on their bench
Posted - 11/24/2011 7:12:07 AM Post a reply to Calling them WR's may be a stretch
Calling them WR's may be a stretch
Don't let my awesome stats fool you. Besides who needs Grant when you have Spiller. Please stick with picking on the Asians. Happy Thanksgiving to all.
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1st quarter
Posted - 10/16/2011 1:28:00 PM Post a reply to 1st quarter
1st quarter
and I know Kent is going to crush me. Fuck you Kent, Let's Go Buffalo...
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Bills D
Posted - 10/9/2011 4:37:44 PM Post a reply to Bills D
Bills D
Why does the Scoromatic 3000 hate putting up the Bills Defense points?
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Survivor pick
Posted - 9/28/2011 7:08:03 PM Post a reply to How about B
How about B
Good game this weekend. The Bills win definitely softened the blow.
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Survivor pick
Posted - 9/25/2011 6:39:24 AM Post a reply to Survivor pick
Survivor pick
I would like to take the Splitters because of their commitment to the Bills. I refuse to take the Patriot loving Dynasty, so I will pick the Medical Center to win.
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Survivor pick
Posted - 9/18/2011 6:54:04 AM Post a reply to I pick Koo to go to hell...
I pick Koo to go to hell...
You're lucky I won't pick within The Division.
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Survivor pick
Posted - 9/17/2011 8:53:10 PM Post a reply to Survivor Pick
Survivor Pick
Maulers over Thunder. As much as I love picking Thunder to lose, it hurts my heart to pick Maulers to win.
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money money
Posted - 8/26/2011 5:53:23 AM Post a reply to Down with league safe
Down with league safe
I will miss late evening drunken transactions.
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20 days!
Posted - 8/23/2011 8:18:20 PM Post a reply to Golf
Golf
How about a 9 am tee time and those fuckers start the draft when we're good and ready?
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Organizational matters...
Posted - 8/16/2011 8:20:26 PM Post a reply to Roger that...
Roger that...
Good call Billy. Zach and I will work out westside provisions. The other issue to resolve is, do we bring clubs?

Can't wait for the most wonderful time of the year.
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not sure what the problem is you all have with my teams name. i guess i can change it but lets not get carried away.
Posted - 8/11/2011 7:38:22 AM Post a reply to How about...
How about...
2 Mannings, 1 Cup
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not sure what the problem is you all have with my teams name. i guess i can change it but lets not get carried away.
Posted - 8/11/2011 7:25:11 AM Post a reply to How about...
How about...
2 Mannings, 1 Cup
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New Thread Post #500
Posted - 8/9/2011 4:52:56 PM Post a reply to Bass keepers
Bass keepers
i am certain the website worked, but to confirm, the Bass are keeping Jones Drew and apply the rookie rule to Spiller.
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Keeper Deadline Clarification
Posted - 8/2/2011 9:28:43 PM Post a reply to Opps
Opps
That's "I wouldn't have an issue with anyone Billy recommends". Sorry.
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Keeper Deadline Clarification
Posted - 8/2/2011 8:21:19 PM Post a reply to Sad news indeed
Sad news indeed
I wouldn't have an issue with anyone Billy recommends. Hurry before Keith invites Jim back.
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Draft
Posted - 7/6/2011 7:58:32 PM Post a reply to Draft day
Draft day
My vote is for normal draft day. We can draft every weekend until the season opens.
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Draft
Posted - 6/14/2011 1:32:51 PM Post a reply to Agreed
Agreed
I am planning a draft weekend regardless of the NFL's opinion. Thankfully my wife does not pay enough attention to the NFL to know whether or not there is a season. We just had baby girl number 2, so I will begin making plans now. Hope all you guys are well.

Joe
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Anyone up for an NFL draft get-together?
Posted - 4/28/2011 8:37:30 PM Post a reply to A bag of dicks...
A bag of dicks...
That can stop the run.
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2011 Football
Posted - 2/13/2011 7:26:25 AM Post a reply to Correction
Correction
Extra points and field goal misses result in negative scoring...
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2011 Football
Posted - 2/13/2011 7:22:34 AM Post a reply to 2011 Rule Proposal
2011 Rule Proposal
Negative points for missed extra points. The scoring would act opposite of the points awarded system. The closer the miss the more points taken away. Long field goal misses like between 45 - 50 yards would result in -1, greater than 50 null. I am sure we can arrive at a fair scale. Why should scumbag kickers not be penalized.
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"I have a dream"
Posted - 1/9/2011 9:27:56 AM Post a reply to Agreed
Agreed
Banner is very cool. Skull splitters 6 trophies, ridiculous...
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Congratulations Stu!
Posted - 12/29/2010 7:51:07 AM Post a reply to 5 Crazy nights of Championship-ukkah
5 Crazy nights of Championship-ukkah
Congrats to both teams. Well played season, great drafts, great trades. Thank you to the commish for another fantastic season of fantasy football, general commishing, and ignoring requests to take down his non-Ragnarok trophies. Thank you Stu for preventing a 3rd Gamblers Championship.

Great season to all and to all your going down next year....
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Damn!
Posted - 12/19/2010 11:51:00 AM Post a reply to Possibly no repeat for Keith?
Possibly no repeat for Keith?
Oh noooo, I feel terrible. At least he has all those trophies from his days of domination on the tee ball field.
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Really. (A final haiku)
Posted - 12/15/2010 8:52:53 PM Post a reply to No more free agency?
No more free agency?
Just when Patrick Ramsey makes a return.
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What a great season
Posted - 12/12/2010 12:44:23 PM Post a reply to What a great season
What a great season
How fortunate am I to have such a great bunch of guys to compete with weekly through the most wonderful time of the year...Francesca just left the room. Suck it you pricks, and stick your poll up your ass Gamblers. Let's be nice to the guys that can't win a championship. There is only one team I want to win the championship, same team as every year, Bass.

Hope all of you have a great week 1 playoffs. No biting your teeth are for chewing food only...
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Double Combo Platter?
Posted - 11/17/2010 7:35:37 PM Post a reply to Gloat away
Gloat away
If he were in a Bills uniform I would not care if he bit the head off a puppy in pre-game. With that said, you suck and I hope you lose the rest of your games.

Good day.
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genius. friggin' genius.
Posted - 11/2/2010 2:01:57 PM Post a reply to I'll do you better than that Gamblers
I'll do you better than that Gamblers
Rian Lindell is credited with 4 PAT's should only be 1, netting him 4 points, not 7. I have reported all stat errors for my team in week 8. Lot of work to lose...
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genius. friggin' genius.
Posted - 11/2/2010 6:51:51 AM Post a reply to Not quite
Not quite
Evans did not fumble, but is credited with a fumble. +1 to the Bass.
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Steal of the Draft
Posted - 9/20/2010 6:46:32 PM Post a reply to What was in that coffee?
What was in that coffee?
Sucking it...
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Connor "Carolina Boy" Barth
Posted - 9/19/2010 8:17:55 AM Post a reply to Voluntary Rape
Voluntary Rape
I asked for it and I got it...I feel dirty.
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Chris Johnson Signs New Contract
Posted - 7/29/2010 5:58:55 PM Post a reply to Bass Franchise Announcement
Bass Franchise Announcement
Franchise Player: Maurice Jones-Drew
Rookie Rule: LeSean McCoy

6th Round Pick: CJ Spiller

19th Round Pick: Chan Gailey

2010 Ragnarok Champ (3 times...)

2011 Franchise: Maurice Jones-Drew
2011 Rookie Rule: CJ Spiller

Thank you
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Rules Proposal 14.5: New Franchise Player Declaration
Posted - 1/8/2010 7:53:12 PM Post a reply to Jesse
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
plus Conspiracy Theories = Keith's new favorite show
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