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Posted - 1/4/2007 2:18:19 PM |
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PLAYOFFS?!?! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PLAYOFFS!!??!!
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Posted - 12/14/2006 2:57:22 PM |
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It's stupid that the ENTIRE MILLER DIVISION makes the playoffs
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The rulebook CLEARLY states that SIX teams make the playoffs. NOT EIGHT. |
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Posted - 12/13/2006 9:07:20 AM |
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There is NO WAY to complete an 8-team playoff in 3 weeks
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You don't have enough weeks left in the NFL season. There can ONLY be SIX teams. That means the BeerBellies and Coolers are ELIMINATED. |
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Posted - 12/12/2006 4:00:20 AM |
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Ewing Oil/Ralphies Revenge Score
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Please fix the errors on the Ewing Oil/Ralphies Revenge game in the Ice Cold Beer league. A couple of the recievers have a TON of fumbles, which is definitely wrong. Thanks. |
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Posted - 12/12/2006 3:50:59 AM |
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Coolers and Beerbellies are ELIMINATED
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Here is the rule outta the rule book. There are only SIX teams that make the playoffs, not eight.
"Teams accrue win-loss records through the first 14 weeks of the regular season, and the top 6 teams face each other in the playoffs, which take place in weeks 15-17 of the NFL regular season."
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Posted - 11/22/2006 8:07:18 AM |
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This week's "showdown" - ol' J.R. vs Wade Garrett
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Who DOESN'T know who Wade Garrett is?? But he's done fer. DON'T MESS WITH OL' J.R. NOT AT THIS POINT IN THE SEASON. Alexander's back and we're on a mission: TO RUIN YOUR SEASON. SO WATCH OUT.
It's just like JR said in the episode I watched last night (called "No More Mr. Nice Guy"): "Nobody'll beat ol' J.R." |
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Posted - 11/9/2006 12:02:44 PM |
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POST A NEW HEADLINER YOU F'IN BUM OF A COMMISSIONER!!
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Before I move for impeachment again!! It's week 10 for God's sake!! Get off your A$$!!! |
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Posted - 10/30/2006 11:59:50 AM |
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SWEET!
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Ewing Oil only needs 80 points out of Brady tonight! Chalk it up to a WIN!! |
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Posted - 10/19/2006 8:28:52 AM |
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Brady available in a trade for a RB.
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Ol' JR needs to replace Alexander ASAP. |
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Posted - 10/17/2006 8:30:32 AM |
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And I thought the "Madden hex" was a bunch of BS
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This SUX!! JR is NOT pleased with the state of affairs at Ewing Oil. Alexander's injury has RUINED our season. And now, my crappy TN backup Jamal Lewis is out TOO!! SCREW YOU!! |
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Posted - 9/26/2006 11:41:39 AM |
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Well SHIT!
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In light of Alexander's injury, I'll trade Jake Plummer for a starting RB. He's getting back to last year's Pro-Bowl form. |
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Posted - 9/25/2006 7:00:03 PM |
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Brady's stats not posted to Ewing Oil/Flamin Caucasians game
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Please post them. I think his FF point total was 20. Thanks. |
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Posted - 9/17/2006 1:36:05 AM |
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The GATORS strapped the VAWLS to the table AGAIN
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and GOT 'ER DONE AGAIN - rtr. |
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Posted - 9/11/2006 12:56:08 PM |
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Reminds me of the time I whipped the FUT's ass outside Buddy O's!!
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Go fuck your fist at your PARENTS' house while you watch Randy whip your ass, too!! |
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Posted - 9/11/2006 9:14:54 AM |
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It's Moss vs Moss to decide the Allblacks/Ewing Oil game!!
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Randy is gonna whip ass!! |
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Posted - 9/11/2006 9:14:28 AM |
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It's Moss vs Moss in the Allblacks/Ewing Oil game!!
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Posted - 9/8/2006 11:47:41 PM |
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Good question about Ewing Oil's 25 or so points from Thurs. night
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They had better be posted soon or I'll have to take it up with the site administrator. |
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Posted - 9/8/2006 1:59:55 PM |
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FUT, POST YOUR TEAM YOU NERD
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There's nothing you can do to stop mighty EWING OIL - especially with JR himself directing operations. But get off your A$$!! |
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Posted - 8/30/2006 11:59:32 PM |
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TIM'S QBs?? What about his RBs??
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3 of 4 are injured. Glad I've got him in wk2!!
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Posted - 8/18/2006 3:07:35 PM |
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Division breakdown
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I vote that we do a random selection for the new division breakdowns like the one we did for pick order in the draft. That way, which teams comprise which divisions is totally random, too. |
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Posted - 8/2/2006 1:15:06 PM |
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Lets get shitfaced!!
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BEAN!! |
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Posted - 12/26/2005 10:45:38 AM |
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Looks like it's coming down to the wire!
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There is an error on the scoring, though. The Steelers held the Browns to "0" - not 41. I'd be a little concerned Sean, with Brady and Vinateri yet to play!! |
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Posted - 12/19/2005 1:13:39 PM |
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Whipped the entire ICB league's ass again this week!!
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You guys had better be glad we screwed the pooch and didn't make the playoffs!! Just wait 'till bext year, though!!! |
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Posted - 12/11/2005 1:08:41 AM |
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i'm still gonna stomp paty's ass this week
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i already stomped his ass last week, but have decided to go ahead and stomp it again this week - in spite of the worse draft position |
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Posted - 12/11/2005 1:08:39 AM |
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i'm still gonna stomp paty's ass this week
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i already stomped his ass last week, but have decided to go ahead and stomp it again this week - in spite of the worse draft position |
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Posted - 12/10/2005 5:25:57 PM |
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REMOVE THE COCKSUCKING POLL, COCKSUCKER
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or I'll break the F'IN men's toilet at T-BONES with your HEAD while I'm giving you a GAR SWIRLIE the next time we play golf!!!!! |
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Posted - 12/7/2005 3:17:43 PM |
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"PLAYOFFS!!??!! ... PLAYOFFS??!!??"
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"Who said anything about PLAYOFFS??!!" - Coach Mora |
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Posted - 12/7/2005 7:31:57 AM |
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AND ONLY 4 TEAMS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS, SHITSTAIN!!!!
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Look at the rules. The 2 division winners and the 2 with the best records make the playoffs, starting in week FOURTEEN, NOT THIRTEEN. Let's TRY to follow the RULES and stop this "make it up as we go along" crap. |
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Posted - 12/6/2005 7:03:50 PM |
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UPDATE THE STANDINGS, SHITFORBRAINS!!!
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That is, if you can do so without CHEATING again!! |
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Posted - 12/5/2005 6:51:54 PM |
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Tri Lams/Swine errors (Ice Cold Beer league)
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There are 2 errors in the Tri Lams/Swine game. First, the Dallas D (for the Swine) did not hold the Giants' offense to 10 points. New York scored 17 and won the game - so the Swine shouldn't get any points for "held." The Swine's correct defensive score is 2.
Second, the Steelers lost to the Bengals, so coach Cowher doesn't get a point.
Just out of curiosity, how to points get posted to the games? Does it happen automatically, do you do it (Keith), or does the league commissioner? Just curious. Thanks for your help.
Sam Robinson Adams College Tri Lams samuelrobinson3@yahoo.com |
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Posted - 12/4/2005 9:02:37 PM |
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FIX MY SCORE, SHITBRAIN
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Cooley had 11 points, not 4. And the Steelers LOST - so Cowher didn't get a point. |
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Posted - 12/4/2005 4:17:36 PM |
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Don't turn into "EGG-RO RJ" about it, FUT!!
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He's on IR!! Deal with it!! |
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Posted - 11/30/2005 12:08:45 PM |
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New Life!!
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Go Packers and Bigg Dawwwz Boys! I NEED you to win! Especially the Packers!!
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Posted - 11/29/2005 8:38:47 PM |
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Tri Lams ain't out of it yet!!!!
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If we beat the Swine, which we will, we'll be 5-7-1. If the Allblacks lose, they'll be 5-8 (a worse record). If the Killers lose, they'll be 5-7-1 and it'll come down to points scored (we're ahead right now). If the Coolers lose, they'll be 6-7, so they'll be in. But the Tri Lams still have a chance of having a better season than the All Blacks and/or the Killers.
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Posted - 11/29/2005 2:24:59 PM |
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Make that ELEVEN!!!
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Posted - 11/29/2005 12:48:42 PM |
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Tri-Lams screwed by a QB again!!!
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Last year this time, Trent Greene had THIRTY TOUCHDOWN PASSES. This year - THIRTEEN. I'm so aggro I'm ready to put Rudy's head through the f'in Golden Tee screen! Maybe I'll do just that this afternoon after whipping his ass on 18 holes!!! |
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Posted - 11/28/2005 11:12:53 AM |
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VOTE FUT FOR COMMISH!!!!
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Posted - 11/23/2005 11:14:27 AM |
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I vote to impeach Rudy as commissioner
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due to what has become a PATTERN of corruption and abuse of office! Further, I nominate "THE FUT" to replace him. Rudy's repeated weak-assed attempts to "finagle" a point here and a point by messing with stats, changing his lineups midway through games, etc. has simply gotten out of control. VOTE FUT!!! |
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Posted - 11/22/2005 11:08:44 PM |
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Please add Rod Smith's points in ICB league Tri Lams/Revenge game
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His total was just 5 points, but it puts the Tri Lams into a tie with the Revenge in week 11 and therefore affects the division standings, putting the Tri Lams into either 3rd or 4th place. Thanks.
Sam Robinson |
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Posted - 11/22/2005 7:34:09 PM |
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PLEASE FINISH SCORING THE TRI-LAMS/REVENGE GAME!!!
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ROD SMITH HAD 5 POINTS, WHICH HAVE NOT BEEN POSTED. That puts us into a tie with the Revenge. PLEASE UPDATE THE GAME SCORE AND THE DIVISION STANDINGS. THANK YOU. |
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Posted - 11/22/2005 8:48:28 AM |
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Please post Rod Smith's points in theTrilams/Revenge game
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He had 5 points so that puts me into a tie with the Revenge. Then, Shanahan won and Jim Mora lost, so the Tri-Lams should win the game. |
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Posted - 11/22/2005 8:27:16 AM |
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Please finish scoring the Tri-Lams/Revenge game
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Posted - 11/21/2005 12:16:25 PM |
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These nerds are a threat to my way of life!!
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And they suck so far!!! |
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Posted - 11/9/2005 8:24:26 AM |
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I vote we go ahead and let Penland buy Paty's team
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because, you're right, it appears that Paty has basically given up. He hasn't changed his lineup in 2 weeks and even started 2 players on a bye week last week. Also, he hasn't even had the courtesy of calling someone to tell them what he's doing or posting a message regarding the same. My position is that he has forfeited any right may have to any winning cash through lack of effort, and therefore we should just tear up his check, remove him from the league, and let Penland buy his team for $50.
Re: Ties - I thought the reason we selected coaches was because in the event of a tie, it would come down to who's coach won, and if both coaches won, then to bench points. Also, Rudy and I tied in the first week, but he won because his coach won and mine lost. I don't know if both coaches won or both lost in the tie between Paty and Bubba, but if that's the case, then maybe it should just remain a tie. I thought we had decided differently on draft day. |
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Posted - 11/8/2005 8:26:09 AM |
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WHY IS THERE STILL A TIE ON THE BOARD??
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This is gonna F up who makes the playoffs. |
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Posted - 11/2/2005 11:55:31 AM |
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Just make Paty lose that tie
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He's not playing any more, anyway, so what does he care?? |
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Posted - 11/1/2005 12:24:57 AM |
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How does the Swine and Killers have a tie??
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I thought we had worked out ties so that there wouldn't be any this year. Please fix it. |
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Posted - 10/25/2005 5:16:28 AM |
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Actually the party has just started, Sean
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I TOLD you I would hang 100 on you before the season was over!! Or 120, for that matter. Better luck next time, GIMP!!!! |
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Posted - 10/19/2005 9:14:47 PM |
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Tri-Lams and Chris Cooley
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are gonna ROLL over the Boyzz like the TIDE'S gonna ROLL OVER TENNESSEE!!! |
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Posted - 10/18/2005 8:15:58 AM |
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Please finish scoring Tri-Lams/Killers game
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Hasslebeck had 168 yards w/ 1 TD and 1 INT; Jurivicius had 29 yards receiving and 1 TD |
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Posted - 10/17/2005 1:12:23 PM |
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What a bunch of NERDS!!
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Posted - 10/10/2005 4:21:55 PM |
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Hurricane Relief Effort
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The ICB league is doing its own version of the Hurricane Relief Effort by all teams giving the Tri-Lams 5 points per game to help the downtodden team recover from this horrible natural disaster. "We really appreciate the help the ICB teams have agreed to provide out of the kindness of their hearts," said Gilbert Lowe, co-owner. The team took another hit when it was reported on ESPN.com that Deuce McAllister had suffered a season-ending ACL tear in his right knee. "Well that sucks nuts," Lewis Skolnick said. "And I thought Lamar was a nerd!! Good God!!!" |
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Posted - 10/3/2005 9:21:58 AM |
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Meaning of Ron Mexico
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I was wondering who in the hell Ron Mexico is - here's the answer. Pretty damn funny. Go TRI-LAMS!! Need 25 from Stephen Davis, Donald Driver, and the Carolina D tonight for our premiere win of the season! (That's not too much to ask. Is it?)
http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/falcons/0405/14ronmexico.html |
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Posted - 9/26/2005 12:02:50 PM |
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The Tri Lams have been relegated to the school gymnasium for sleeping quarters until further notice
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We don't have ONE passing TD yet. And our TEs SUCK, as does our D. "Enough of the social bullshit, grab a cot! MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!!!!" |
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Posted - 9/23/2005 12:38:53 PM |
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Will trade Lamont Jordan for comparable WR
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Posted - 9/23/2005 6:03:35 AM |
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Trade offer to Big Dawggz Boys
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Sean - I'll give you Lamont Jordan for Chad Johnson. I think it's a fair trade - Jordan has 25 points so far and Johnson has 29. I would've sent it to you directly but there was an error in the system. |
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Posted - 9/22/2005 8:14:10 AM |
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Davis adds potent scoring potential to Tri Lams' hungry lineup
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And we're gonna hang 100 on the Big Dawg's Boys!!! |
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Posted - 9/20/2005 2:39:16 PM |
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Sounds like the Vols!!
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But the Coolers may just win a few of theirs!!! |
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Posted - 9/14/2005 7:32:37 AM |
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Yeah... came down to a tie at 71
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And my shitbag coach - Mike Martz - can't even beat the league's worst team from last year!!! Guess it's how the saying goes ... "Same ol' Rams." SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I might have to bench my coach after that DEBACLE!! |
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Posted - 8/22/2005 2:47:51 PM |
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Tards take Lawrence Phillips off waivers!!
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I would've thought the AllBlacks would have been the one to make this collosal drafting error ... considering Phillips' recent trouble with the Los Angeles County "men in blue!" Those Vol fans love criminals, though!! |
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Posted - 8/2/2005 2:14:59 PM |
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Adams College Tri Lams make debut in ICB league!!!!
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Well, the 2005 Chickamauga Shitbags ended up living up to their name, so team co-owner Lewis Scolnick announces the renaming of the franchise to the ADAMS COLLEGE TRI LAMS!! "I don't know why I didn't think of this before, " Scolnick stated. "I must've been busy burying my face in Betty's beaver after winning the Greek Counsel." He stated that the team will, in all likelihood, retain Duce McCallister as its franchise player. "Last year, Duce really fucked us," co-owner Gilbert Everett stated. "If Duce doesn't bounce back this season, he'll likely end up with a jockstrap soaked in Liquid Heat before each game."
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Posted - 7/29/2005 1:18:59 PM |
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Franchise players
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Everyone needs to post their franchise players ASAP. Or suffer the wrath of the Shitbags.
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Posted - 12/11/2004 9:22:32 AM |
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I vote no
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He can start Chester Taylor instead of Lewis. Taylor's just as good. |
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Posted - 12/10/2004 10:49:49 AM |
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I call bullshit on it
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I demand this go to a fairness committee since the Asskissers are out (they never were really in it), Jamal Lawis is hurt, and Portis seems to be coming on strong. Also, rosters are locked down. How can you trade a hurt player for a superstar???? |
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Posted - 12/8/2004 6:51:28 AM |
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PLAYOFFS!!???!!
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Who said anything about PLAYOFFS!!??!! I just wanna win a GAME!!! |
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Posted - 12/7/2004 2:06:19 PM |
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I've been thinking, Sean
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That maybe you should stop thinking. |
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Posted - 11/30/2004 7:03:28 AM |
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It's a dark day in Mauga
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What with the shitbags' ELIMINATION despite WHIPPING the pigs' asses for a SECOND time this year (even though we only got credit for ONE of them). We'll try to SPOIL the colored folks' post-season dreams, though, and that may take some of the sting out. GO SHITBAGS!!!!!! |
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Posted - 10/18/2004 4:43:00 PM |
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Faulk on Mon night
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Hopefully Faulk will fumble 5 times and get no yards!! That's the shitbags' only hope!!!!!!
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Posted - 10/11/2004 11:12:12 AM |
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Shitbags live up to name
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Well, the shitbags really lived up to their name. I'd be willing to trade Vick for Heath Shuler at this point!!! |
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Posted - 9/27/2004 1:18:32 PM |
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DOP Asskickers need a fresh coat of Turd Polish
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Use the same kind that Bush is using on the war in Iraq!!! Shine up that TURD!!!!! |
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Posted - 9/22/2004 11:55:27 AM |
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ASSKICKERS' START NOT PROMISING!!!!!
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Starting out 0-2!!! OUCH!!! Can you say TRADE!!??!! |
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Posted - 9/21/2004 1:43:15 PM |
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He needs something
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after getting his ASS HANDED to him by the SHITBAGS!!!!!! |
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Posted - 8/24/2004 10:36:29 AM |
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Motherscratchers not keeping McGahee
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We'll be looking to obtain a more proven player with our second round pick. |
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Posted - 8/24/2004 10:30:54 AM |
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Motherscratchers franchise player
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We''re keeping Deuce McCallister as the franchise player. Not yet sure if keeping McGahee as the rookie. |
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Posted - 12/17/2003 12:14:43 PM |
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Big Dawwgz gonna screw the POOCH!!!!!
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Sphincters got no need for Christmas presents . Hasslebeck's gonna hustle the shitbag CARDINALS out of about 40 points!!!!! Not to mention the 'hawks D!
Din' get NO. ONE SEED fer nothing!!!
See ya at the BONE SUNDAY!!!!
Sam
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Posted - 11/11/2003 10:42:01 AM |
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Hasslebeck still available
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I'll trade him for a reciever. He's got 130 points for God's sake. I KNOW somebody needs him.
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Posted - 11/6/2003 3:33:19 PM |
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Hasslebeck up for grabs
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I'm willing to trade Hasslebeck for a very good running back, or two pretty good backs. If anyone is interested, lemme know. |
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Posted - 11/6/2003 1:56:59 PM |
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Rudy = panty
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Stealing Kitna away at the last minute, huh. Hope he breaks his leg and Palmer has to step up. |
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Posted - 10/24/2003 2:48:14 PM |
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And mine is goin in BEAN'S!!!!!
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Im gonna shove my foot up the fut's ass this week. |
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Posted - 8/24/2003 3:05:28 PM |
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Pennington out indefinitely
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Can't remember who got him - but ... OUCH.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1601839 |
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Posted - 8/22/2003 3:25:00 PM |
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I shit on your grave
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