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PLAYOFFS?!?! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PLAYOFFS!!??!!

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PLAYOFFS?!?! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PLAYOFFS!!??!!
Posted - 1/4/2007 2:18:19 PM Post a reply to PLAYOFFS?!?! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PLAYOFFS!!??!!
PLAYOFFS?!?! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PLAYOFFS!!??!!
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It's stupid that the ENTIRE MILLER DIVISION makes the playoffs
Posted - 12/14/2006 2:57:22 PM Post a reply to It's stupid that the ENTIRE MILLER DIVISION makes the playoffs
It's stupid that the ENTIRE MILLER DIVISION makes the playoffs
The rulebook CLEARLY states that SIX teams make the playoffs. NOT EIGHT.
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There is NO WAY to complete an 8-team playoff in 3 weeks
Posted - 12/13/2006 9:07:20 AM Post a reply to There is NO WAY to complete an 8-team playoff in 3 weeks
There is NO WAY to complete an 8-team playoff in 3 weeks
You don't have enough weeks left in the NFL season. There can ONLY be SIX teams. That means the BeerBellies and Coolers are ELIMINATED.
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Ewing Oil/Ralphies Revenge Score
Posted - 12/12/2006 4:00:20 AM Post a reply to Ewing Oil/Ralphies Revenge Score
Ewing Oil/Ralphies Revenge Score
Please fix the errors on the Ewing Oil/Ralphies Revenge game in the Ice Cold Beer league. A couple of the recievers have a TON of fumbles, which is definitely wrong. Thanks.
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Coolers and Beerbellies are ELIMINATED
Posted - 12/12/2006 3:50:59 AM Post a reply to Coolers and Beerbellies are ELIMINATED
Coolers and Beerbellies are ELIMINATED
Here is the rule outta the rule book. There are only SIX teams that make the playoffs, not eight.

"Teams accrue win-loss records through the first 14 weeks of the regular season, and the top 6 teams face each other in the playoffs, which take place in weeks 15-17 of the NFL regular season."
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This week's "showdown" - ol' J.R. vs Wade Garrett
Posted - 11/22/2006 8:07:18 AM Post a reply to This week's
This week's "showdown" - ol' J.R. vs Wade Garrett
Who DOESN'T know who Wade Garrett is?? But he's done fer. DON'T MESS WITH OL' J.R. NOT AT THIS POINT IN THE SEASON. Alexander's back and we're on a mission: TO RUIN YOUR SEASON. SO WATCH OUT.

It's just like JR said in the episode I watched last night (called "No More Mr. Nice Guy"): "Nobody'll beat ol' J.R."
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POST A NEW HEADLINER YOU F'IN BUM OF A COMMISSIONER!!
Posted - 11/9/2006 12:02:44 PM Post a reply to POST A NEW HEADLINER YOU F'IN BUM OF A COMMISSIONER!!
POST A NEW HEADLINER YOU F'IN BUM OF A COMMISSIONER!!
Before I move for impeachment again!! It's week 10 for God's sake!! Get off your A$$!!!
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SWEET!
Posted - 10/30/2006 11:59:50 AM Post a reply to SWEET!
SWEET!
Ewing Oil only needs 80 points out of Brady tonight! Chalk it up to a WIN!!
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Brady available in a trade for a RB.
Posted - 10/19/2006 8:28:52 AM Post a reply to Brady available in a trade for a RB.
Brady available in a trade for a RB.
Ol' JR needs to replace Alexander ASAP.
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And I thought the "Madden hex" was a bunch of BS
Posted - 10/17/2006 8:30:32 AM Post a reply to And I thought the
And I thought the "Madden hex" was a bunch of BS
This SUX!! JR is NOT pleased with the state of affairs at Ewing Oil. Alexander's injury has RUINED our season. And now, my crappy TN backup Jamal Lewis is out TOO!! SCREW YOU!!
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Well SHIT!
Posted - 9/26/2006 11:41:39 AM Post a reply to Well SHIT!
Well SHIT!
In light of Alexander's injury, I'll trade Jake Plummer for a starting RB. He's getting back to last year's Pro-Bowl form.
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Brady's stats not posted to Ewing Oil/Flamin Caucasians game
Posted - 9/25/2006 7:00:03 PM Post a reply to Brady's stats not posted to Ewing Oil/Flamin Caucasians game
Brady's stats not posted to Ewing Oil/Flamin Caucasians game
Please post them. I think his FF point total was 20. Thanks.
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The GATORS strapped the VAWLS to the table AGAIN
Posted - 9/17/2006 1:36:05 AM Post a reply to The GATORS strapped the VAWLS to the table AGAIN
The GATORS strapped the VAWLS to the table AGAIN
and GOT 'ER DONE AGAIN - rtr.
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Reminds me of the time I whipped the FUT's ass outside Buddy O's!!
Posted - 9/11/2006 12:56:08 PM Post a reply to Reminds me of the time I whipped the FUT's ass outside Buddy O's!!
Reminds me of the time I whipped the FUT's ass outside Buddy O's!!
Go fuck your fist at your PARENTS' house while you watch Randy whip your ass, too!!
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It's Moss vs Moss to decide the Allblacks/Ewing Oil game!!
Posted - 9/11/2006 9:14:54 AM Post a reply to It's Moss vs Moss to decide the Allblacks/Ewing Oil game!!
It's Moss vs Moss to decide the Allblacks/Ewing Oil game!!
Randy is gonna whip ass!!
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It's Moss vs Moss in the Allblacks/Ewing Oil game!!
Posted - 9/11/2006 9:14:28 AM Post a reply to It's Moss vs Moss in the Allblacks/Ewing Oil game!!
It's Moss vs Moss in the Allblacks/Ewing Oil game!!
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Good question about Ewing Oil's 25 or so points from Thurs. night
Posted - 9/8/2006 11:47:41 PM Post a reply to Good question about Ewing Oil's 25 or so points from Thurs. night
Good question about Ewing Oil's 25 or so points from Thurs. night
They had better be posted soon or I'll have to take it up with the site administrator.
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FUT, POST YOUR TEAM YOU NERD
Posted - 9/8/2006 1:59:55 PM Post a reply to FUT, POST YOUR TEAM YOU NERD
FUT, POST YOUR TEAM YOU NERD
There's nothing you can do to stop mighty EWING OIL - especially with JR himself directing operations. But get off your A$$!!
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TIM'S QBs?? What about his RBs??
Posted - 8/30/2006 11:59:32 PM Post a reply to TIM'S QBs?? What about his RBs??
TIM'S QBs?? What about his RBs??
3 of 4 are injured. Glad I've got him in wk2!!
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Division breakdown
Posted - 8/18/2006 3:07:35 PM Post a reply to Division breakdown
Division breakdown
I vote that we do a random selection for the new division breakdowns like the one we did for pick order in the draft. That way, which teams comprise which divisions is totally random, too.
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New LEague Format and Draft Update!!
Posted - 8/2/2006 1:15:06 PM Post a reply to Lets get shitfaced!!
Lets get shitfaced!!
BEAN!!
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Looks like it's coming down to the wire!
Posted - 12/26/2005 10:45:38 AM Post a reply to Looks like it's coming down to the wire!
Looks like it's coming down to the wire!
There is an error on the scoring, though. The Steelers held the Browns to "0" - not 41. I'd be a little concerned Sean, with Brady and Vinateri yet to play!!
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Noce score Tri-Lams!!!
Posted - 12/19/2005 1:13:39 PM Post a reply to Whipped the entire ICB league's ass again this week!!
Whipped the entire ICB league's ass again this week!!
You guys had better be glad we screwed the pooch and didn't make the playoffs!! Just wait 'till bext year, though!!!
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i'm still gonna stomp paty's ass this week
Posted - 12/11/2005 1:08:41 AM Post a reply to i'm still gonna stomp paty's ass this week
i'm still gonna stomp paty's ass this week
i already stomped his ass last week, but have decided to go ahead and stomp it again this week - in spite of the worse draft position
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i'm still gonna stomp paty's ass this week
Posted - 12/11/2005 1:08:39 AM Post a reply to i'm still gonna stomp paty's ass this week
i'm still gonna stomp paty's ass this week
i already stomped his ass last week, but have decided to go ahead and stomp it again this week - in spite of the worse draft position
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REMOVE THE COCKSUCKING POLL, COCKSUCKER
Posted - 12/10/2005 5:25:57 PM Post a reply to REMOVE THE COCKSUCKING POLL, COCKSUCKER
REMOVE THE COCKSUCKING POLL, COCKSUCKER
or I'll break the F'IN men's toilet at T-BONES with your HEAD while I'm giving you a GAR SWIRLIE the next time we play golf!!!!!
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"PLAYOFFS!!??!! ... PLAYOFFS??!!??"
Posted - 12/7/2005 3:17:43 PM Post a reply to
"PLAYOFFS!!??!! ... PLAYOFFS??!!??"
"Who said anything about PLAYOFFS??!!" - Coach Mora
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AND ONLY 4 TEAMS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS, SHITSTAIN!!!!
Posted - 12/7/2005 7:31:57 AM Post a reply to AND ONLY 4 TEAMS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS, SHITSTAIN!!!!
AND ONLY 4 TEAMS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS, SHITSTAIN!!!!
Look at the rules. The 2 division winners and the 2 with the best records make the playoffs, starting in week FOURTEEN, NOT THIRTEEN. Let's TRY to follow the RULES and stop this "make it up as we go along" crap.
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UPDATE THE STANDINGS, SHITFORBRAINS!!!
Posted - 12/6/2005 7:03:50 PM Post a reply to UPDATE THE STANDINGS, SHITFORBRAINS!!!
UPDATE THE STANDINGS, SHITFORBRAINS!!!
That is, if you can do so without CHEATING again!!
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Tri Lams/Swine errors (Ice Cold Beer league)
Posted - 12/5/2005 6:51:54 PM Post a reply to Tri Lams/Swine errors (Ice Cold Beer league)
Tri Lams/Swine errors (Ice Cold Beer league)
There are 2 errors in the Tri Lams/Swine game. First, the Dallas D (for the Swine) did not hold the Giants' offense to 10 points. New York scored 17 and won the game - so the Swine shouldn't get any points for "held." The Swine's correct defensive score is 2.

Second, the Steelers lost to the Bengals, so coach Cowher doesn't get a point.

Just out of curiosity, how to points get posted to the games? Does it happen automatically, do you do it (Keith), or does the league commissioner? Just curious. Thanks for your help.

Sam Robinson
Adams College Tri Lams
samuelrobinson3@yahoo.com
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FIX MY SCORE, SHITBRAIN
Posted - 12/4/2005 9:02:37 PM Post a reply to FIX MY SCORE, SHITBRAIN
FIX MY SCORE, SHITBRAIN
Cooley had 11 points, not 4. And the Steelers LOST - so Cowher didn't get a point.
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Don't turn into "EGG-RO RJ" about it, FUT!!
Posted - 12/4/2005 4:17:36 PM Post a reply to Don't turn into
Don't turn into "EGG-RO RJ" about it, FUT!!
He's on IR!! Deal with it!!
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New Life!!
Posted - 11/30/2005 12:08:45 PM Post a reply to New Life!!
New Life!!
Go Packers and Bigg Dawwwz Boys! I NEED you to win! Especially the Packers!!

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Tri Lams ain't out of it yet!!!!
Posted - 11/29/2005 8:38:47 PM Post a reply to Tri Lams ain't out of it yet!!!!
Tri Lams ain't out of it yet!!!!
If we beat the Swine, which we will, we'll be 5-7-1. If the Allblacks lose, they'll be 5-8 (a worse record). If the Killers lose, they'll be 5-7-1 and it'll come down to points scored (we're ahead right now). If the Coolers lose, they'll be 6-7, so they'll be in. But the Tri Lams still have a chance of having a better season than the All Blacks and/or the Killers.
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Tri-Lams screwed by a QB again!!!
Posted - 11/29/2005 2:24:59 PM Post a reply to Make that ELEVEN!!!
Make that ELEVEN!!!
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Tri-Lams screwed by a QB again!!!
Posted - 11/29/2005 12:48:42 PM Post a reply to Tri-Lams screwed by a QB again!!!
Tri-Lams screwed by a QB again!!!
Last year this time, Trent Greene had THIRTY TOUCHDOWN PASSES. This year - THIRTEEN. I'm so aggro I'm ready to put Rudy's head through the f'in Golden Tee screen! Maybe I'll do just that this afternoon after whipping his ass on 18 holes!!!
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VOTE FUT FOR COMMISH!!!!
Posted - 11/28/2005 11:12:53 AM Post a reply to VOTE FUT FOR COMMISH!!!!
VOTE FUT FOR COMMISH!!!!
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I vote to impeach Rudy as commissioner
Posted - 11/23/2005 11:14:27 AM Post a reply to I vote to impeach Rudy as commissioner
I vote to impeach Rudy as commissioner
due to what has become a PATTERN of corruption and abuse of office! Further, I nominate "THE FUT" to replace him. Rudy's repeated weak-assed attempts to "finagle" a point here and a point by messing with stats, changing his lineups midway through games, etc. has simply gotten out of control. VOTE FUT!!!
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Please add Rod Smith's points in ICB league Tri Lams/Revenge game
Posted - 11/22/2005 11:08:44 PM Post a reply to Please add Rod Smith's points in ICB league Tri Lams/Revenge game
Please add Rod Smith's points in ICB league Tri Lams/Revenge game
His total was just 5 points, but it puts the Tri Lams into a tie with the Revenge in week 11 and therefore affects the division standings, putting the Tri Lams into either 3rd or 4th place. Thanks.

Sam Robinson
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PLEASE FINISH SCORING THE TRI-LAMS/REVENGE GAME!!!
Posted - 11/22/2005 7:34:09 PM Post a reply to PLEASE FINISH SCORING THE TRI-LAMS/REVENGE GAME!!!
PLEASE FINISH SCORING THE TRI-LAMS/REVENGE GAME!!!
ROD SMITH HAD 5 POINTS, WHICH HAVE NOT BEEN POSTED. That puts us into a tie with the Revenge. PLEASE UPDATE THE GAME SCORE AND THE DIVISION STANDINGS. THANK YOU.
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Please post Rod Smith's points in theTrilams/Revenge game
Posted - 11/22/2005 8:48:28 AM Post a reply to Please post Rod Smith's points in theTrilams/Revenge game
Please post Rod Smith's points in theTrilams/Revenge game
He had 5 points so that puts me into a tie with the Revenge. Then, Shanahan won and Jim Mora lost, so the Tri-Lams should win the game.
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Please finish scoring the Tri-Lams/Revenge game
Posted - 11/22/2005 8:27:16 AM Post a reply to Please finish scoring the Tri-Lams/Revenge game
Please finish scoring the Tri-Lams/Revenge game
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These nerds are a threat to my way of life!!
Posted - 11/21/2005 12:16:25 PM Post a reply to These nerds are a threat to my way of life!!
These nerds are a threat to my way of life!!
And they suck so far!!!
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I vote we go ahead and let Penland buy Paty's team
Posted - 11/9/2005 8:24:26 AM Post a reply to I vote we go ahead and let Penland buy Paty's team
I vote we go ahead and let Penland buy Paty's team
because, you're right, it appears that Paty has basically given up. He hasn't changed his lineup in 2 weeks and even started 2 players on a bye week last week. Also, he hasn't even had the courtesy of calling someone to tell them what he's doing or posting a message regarding the same. My position is that he has forfeited any right may have to any winning cash through lack of effort, and therefore we should just tear up his check, remove him from the league, and let Penland buy his team for $50.

Re: Ties - I thought the reason we selected coaches was because in the event of a tie, it would come down to who's coach won, and if both coaches won, then to bench points. Also, Rudy and I tied in the first week, but he won because his coach won and mine lost. I don't know if both coaches won or both lost in the tie between Paty and Bubba, but if that's the case, then maybe it should just remain a tie. I thought we had decided differently on draft day.
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WHY IS THERE STILL A TIE ON THE BOARD??
Posted - 11/8/2005 8:26:09 AM Post a reply to WHY IS THERE STILL A TIE ON THE BOARD??
WHY IS THERE STILL A TIE ON THE BOARD??
This is gonna F up who makes the playoffs.
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Just make Paty lose that tie
Posted - 11/2/2005 11:55:31 AM Post a reply to Just make Paty lose that tie
Just make Paty lose that tie
He's not playing any more, anyway, so what does he care??
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How does the Swine and Killers have a tie??
Posted - 11/1/2005 12:24:57 AM Post a reply to How does the Swine and Killers have a tie??
How does the Swine and Killers have a tie??
I thought we had worked out ties so that there wouldn't be any this year. Please fix it.
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Actually the party has just started, Sean
Posted - 10/25/2005 5:16:28 AM Post a reply to Actually the party has just started, Sean
Actually the party has just started, Sean
I TOLD you I would hang 100 on you before the season was over!! Or 120, for that matter. Better luck next time, GIMP!!!!
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Tri-Lams and Chris Cooley
Posted - 10/19/2005 9:14:47 PM Post a reply to Tri-Lams and Chris Cooley
Tri-Lams and Chris Cooley
are gonna ROLL over the Boyzz like the TIDE'S gonna ROLL OVER TENNESSEE!!!
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Please finish scoring Tri-Lams/Killers game
Posted - 10/18/2005 8:15:58 AM Post a reply to Please finish scoring Tri-Lams/Killers game
Please finish scoring Tri-Lams/Killers game
Hasslebeck had 168 yards w/ 1 TD and 1 INT; Jurivicius had 29 yards receiving and 1 TD
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What a bunch of NERDS!!
Posted - 10/17/2005 1:12:23 PM Post a reply to What a bunch of NERDS!!
What a bunch of NERDS!!
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Hurricane Relief Effort
Posted - 10/10/2005 4:21:55 PM Post a reply to Hurricane Relief Effort
Hurricane Relief Effort
The ICB league is doing its own version of the Hurricane Relief Effort by all teams giving the Tri-Lams 5 points per game to help the downtodden team recover from this horrible natural disaster. "We really appreciate the help the ICB teams have agreed to provide out of the kindness of their hearts," said Gilbert Lowe, co-owner. The team took another hit when it was reported on ESPN.com that Deuce McAllister had suffered a season-ending ACL tear in his right knee. "Well that sucks nuts," Lewis Skolnick said. "And I thought Lamar was a nerd!! Good God!!!"
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Meaning of Ron Mexico
Posted - 10/3/2005 9:21:58 AM Post a reply to Meaning of Ron Mexico
Meaning of Ron Mexico
I was wondering who in the hell Ron Mexico is - here's the answer. Pretty damn funny. Go TRI-LAMS!! Need 25 from Stephen Davis, Donald Driver, and the Carolina D tonight for our premiere win of the season! (That's not too much to ask. Is it?)

http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/falcons/0405/14ronmexico.html
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SAM
Posted - 9/26/2005 12:02:50 PM Post a reply to The Tri Lams have been relegated to the school gymnasium for sleeping quarters until further notice
The Tri Lams have been relegated to the school gymnasium for sleeping quarters until further notice
We don't have ONE passing TD yet. And our TEs SUCK, as does our D. "Enough of the social bullshit, grab a cot! MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!!!!"
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Will trade Lamont Jordan for comparable WR
Posted - 9/23/2005 12:38:53 PM Post a reply to Will trade Lamont Jordan for comparable WR
Will trade Lamont Jordan for comparable WR
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Trade offer to Big Dawggz Boys
Posted - 9/23/2005 6:03:35 AM Post a reply to Trade offer to Big Dawggz Boys
Trade offer to Big Dawggz Boys
Sean - I'll give you Lamont Jordan for Chad Johnson. I think it's a fair trade - Jordan has 25 points so far and Johnson has 29. I would've sent it to you directly but there was an error in the system.
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SAM
Posted - 9/22/2005 8:14:10 AM Post a reply to Davis adds potent scoring potential to Tri Lams' hungry lineup
Davis adds potent scoring potential to Tri Lams' hungry lineup
And we're gonna hang 100 on the Big Dawg's Boys!!!
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Tough Schedule
Posted - 9/20/2005 2:39:16 PM Post a reply to Sounds like the Vols!!
Sounds like the Vols!!
But the Coolers may just win a few of theirs!!!
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Sam...
Posted - 9/14/2005 7:32:37 AM Post a reply to Yeah... came down to a tie at 71
Yeah... came down to a tie at 71
And my shitbag coach - Mike Martz - can't even beat the league's worst team from last year!!! Guess it's how the saying goes ... "Same ol' Rams." SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I might have to bench my coach after that DEBACLE!!
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Tards take Lawrence Phillips off waivers!!
Posted - 8/22/2005 2:47:51 PM Post a reply to Tards take Lawrence Phillips off waivers!!
Tards take Lawrence Phillips off waivers!!
I would've thought the AllBlacks would have been the one to make this collosal drafting error ... considering Phillips' recent trouble with the Los Angeles County "men in blue!" Those Vol fans love criminals, though!!
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Franchise players
Posted - 8/2/2005 2:14:59 PM Post a reply to Adams College Tri Lams make debut in ICB league!!!!
Adams College Tri Lams make debut in ICB league!!!!
Well, the 2005 Chickamauga Shitbags ended up living up to their name, so team co-owner Lewis Scolnick announces the renaming of the franchise to the ADAMS COLLEGE TRI LAMS!! "I don't know why I didn't think of this before, " Scolnick stated. "I must've been busy burying my face in Betty's beaver after winning the Greek Counsel." He stated that the team will, in all likelihood, retain Duce McCallister as its franchise player. "Last year, Duce really fucked us," co-owner Gilbert Everett stated. "If Duce doesn't bounce back this season, he'll likely end up with a jockstrap soaked in Liquid Heat before each game."
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Franchise players
Posted - 7/29/2005 1:18:59 PM Post a reply to Franchise players
Franchise players
Everyone needs to post their franchise players ASAP. Or suffer the wrath of the Shitbags.



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We have a trade!!
Posted - 12/11/2004 9:22:32 AM Post a reply to I vote no
I vote no
He can start Chester Taylor instead of Lewis. Taylor's just as good.
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We have a trade!!
Posted - 12/10/2004 10:49:49 AM Post a reply to I call bullshit on it
I call bullshit on it
I demand this go to a fairness committee since the Asskissers are out (they never were really in it), Jamal Lawis is hurt, and Portis seems to be coming on strong. Also, rosters are locked down. How can you trade a hurt player for a superstar????
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PLAYOFFS
Posted - 12/8/2004 6:51:28 AM Post a reply to PLAYOFFS!!???!!
PLAYOFFS!!???!!
Who said anything about PLAYOFFS!!??!! I just wanna win a GAME!!!
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standings table
Posted - 12/7/2004 2:06:19 PM Post a reply to I've been thinking, Sean
I've been thinking, Sean
That maybe you should stop thinking.
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It's a dark day in Mauga
Posted - 11/30/2004 7:03:28 AM Post a reply to It's a dark day in Mauga
It's a dark day in Mauga
What with the shitbags' ELIMINATION despite WHIPPING the pigs' asses for a SECOND time this year (even though we only got credit for ONE of them). We'll try to SPOIL the colored folks' post-season dreams, though, and that may take some of the sting out. GO SHITBAGS!!!!!!
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Shitbags live up to name
Posted - 10/18/2004 4:43:00 PM Post a reply to Faulk on Mon night
Faulk on Mon night
Hopefully Faulk will fumble 5 times and get no yards!! That's the shitbags' only hope!!!!!!
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Shitbags live up to name
Posted - 10/11/2004 11:12:12 AM Post a reply to Shitbags live up to name
Shitbags live up to name
Well, the shitbags really lived up to their name. I'd be willing to trade Vick for Heath Shuler at this point!!!
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DOP Asskickers need a fresh coat of Turd Polish
Posted - 9/27/2004 1:18:32 PM Post a reply to DOP Asskickers need a fresh coat of Turd Polish
DOP Asskickers need a fresh coat of Turd Polish
Use the same kind that Bush is using on the war in Iraq!!! Shine up that TURD!!!!!
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SEAN!!!
Posted - 9/22/2004 11:55:27 AM Post a reply to ASSKICKERS' START NOT PROMISING!!!!!
ASSKICKERS' START NOT PROMISING!!!!!
Starting out 0-2!!! OUCH!!! Can you say TRADE!!??!!
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SEAN!!!
Posted - 9/21/2004 1:43:15 PM Post a reply to He needs something
He needs something
after getting his ASS HANDED to him by the SHITBAGS!!!!!!
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Motherscratchers franchise player
Posted - 8/24/2004 10:36:29 AM Post a reply to Motherscratchers not keeping McGahee
Motherscratchers not keeping McGahee
We'll be looking to obtain a more proven player with our second round pick.
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Motherscratchers franchise player
Posted - 8/24/2004 10:30:54 AM Post a reply to Motherscratchers franchise player
Motherscratchers franchise player
We''re keeping Deuce McCallister as the franchise player. Not yet sure if keeping McGahee as the rookie.
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MERRY X-MAS
Posted - 12/17/2003 12:14:43 PM Post a reply to Big Dawwgz gonna screw the POOCH!!!!!
Big Dawwgz gonna screw the POOCH!!!!!
Sphincters got no need for Christmas presents . Hasslebeck's gonna hustle the shitbag CARDINALS out of about 40 points!!!!! Not to mention the 'hawks D!

Din' get NO. ONE SEED fer nothing!!!

See ya at the BONE SUNDAY!!!!

Sam

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Hasslebeck still available
Posted - 11/11/2003 10:42:01 AM Post a reply to Hasslebeck still available
Hasslebeck still available
I'll trade him for a reciever. He's got 130 points for God's sake. I KNOW somebody needs him.

Sam
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Hasslebeck up for grabs
Posted - 11/6/2003 3:33:19 PM Post a reply to Hasslebeck up for grabs
Hasslebeck up for grabs
I'm willing to trade Hasslebeck for a very good running back, or two pretty good backs. If anyone is interested, lemme know.
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Jon Kitna
Posted - 11/6/2003 1:56:59 PM Post a reply to Rudy = panty
Rudy = panty
Stealing Kitna away at the last minute, huh. Hope he breaks his leg and Palmer has to step up.
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Lick it, rim it, suck it
Posted - 10/24/2003 2:48:14 PM Post a reply to And mine is goin in BEAN'S!!!!!
And mine is goin in BEAN'S!!!!!
Im gonna shove my foot up the fut's ass this week.
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Pennington out indefinitely
Posted - 8/24/2003 3:05:28 PM Post a reply to Pennington out indefinitely
Pennington out indefinitely
Can't remember who got him - but ... OUCH.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1601839
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I shit on your grave
Posted - 8/22/2003 3:25:00 PM Post a reply to I shit on your grave
I shit on your grave
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