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    Good luck Keith! And thanks to all for a great weekend!

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    Roving Gambler


    Mars One Passenger

    747 posts
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    Posted - 9/15/2015 10:02:56 AM
    Good luck Keith! And thanks to all for a great weekend!
    Sucks to have to come back home to a work emergency - the most annoying, most time-sucking, and yet least important emergency there is. Hope you can solve your web issues quickly. But I hope it takes much longer to solve your Peterson problems!

    Probably goes without saying, but the weekend was so amazing and cathartic. I had an incredible time, and I hope you all did too. And I learned something about myself - had no idea I liked gay porn until a bumper sticker tipped me off. So thanks to Keith in particular for that!!

    RAGNAROK!!!
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    Koofucious


    General Manager

    484 posts
    Fu: 101.01
    Posted - 9/15/2015 11:43:38 AM
    Who do Ragnarok and the Minnesota Vikings have in common?
    Nothing. Ragnarok is fucking incredible, and the Vikings (still) fucking suck. Good to know the Niners can hemorrhage hall-of-famers in the offseason and still truck Minnesota with their B-Team. Some things never change!

    That aside, thanks to all for another memorable weekend. Despite constantly setting the bar impossibly high, we always seem to manage to surpass it. Special thanks to Stu for all you did with the house--your hard work and sportsmanlike handling of the 11th hour house change resulted in us getting the lakeside palace.

    And of course to Keith, the ultimate multitasker, who somehow managed to get the website running, deliver an epic powerpoint presentation, and drink, smoke, shoot, snort, and imbibe enough elicit substances to kill a horse, while maintaining the presence of mind to slap an I Heart Gay Porn magnet on my car and film as Jeremy and I drove away. No wonder those good old boys at the Bracey gas station chased us off with pitchforks (and why I had a parade in my honor once I got to Chapel Hill).

    I cringe to think of how this footage will be used. Though to be fair, gay porn is terrific. It's like straight porn, only the dude gets a little more camera time.

    Suck it, Keith.
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    Aebleskiver

    Cleats

    259 posts
    Fu: 100.48
    Posted - 9/15/2015 3:32:43 PM
    Wish I had seen that.
    Is it on youtube yet? And where is Bob?
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    Bass Master


    General Manager

    393 posts
    Fu: 97.18
    Posted - 9/15/2015 4:37:20 PM
    Great Weekend
    Awesome time as usual. You guys are the best. Already looking forward to next year.

    Joe
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    Rush

    head of scouting

    529 posts
    Fu: 99.57
    Posted - 9/15/2015 9:46:52 PM
    I know I wasn't there but
    I'm much more into midget porn, or am I missing the big hard throbbing point.
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    Coach Cowher Tomlin

    Ninjachef

    997 posts
    Fu: 100.96
    Posted - 9/16/2015 12:00:04 AM
    Throw in a pony
    With the midget and we can bond, Rush! It seems the Gay-Athon happened despite my best efforts. I'd just like to point out that my concept was a simple sporting event. You weird ass fuckers have taken it way too far, and I love you for that.

    What I remember of the weekend was totally awesome. Kudos to Stu for securing the amazing lake house. Keith as always served as the guiding hand on this ship as it careens down the gaping butthole river of doom.

    I also want to say how much it meant that Scott joined us when I know his heart was heavy and elsewhere. All my love, man.

    Dat, if you tackle me in bed again things could go horribly wrong. Just sayin'.

    I had a great time, guys. My team sux but I'm building for the future. I'll just keep repeating that all season. Peace out, bros.
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    Aebleskiver

    Cleats

    259 posts
    Fu: 100.48
    Posted - 9/16/2015 3:47:39 PM
    What did I miss?
    Is Alshon Jeffery really a free agent? I see the Chairman picked up and started Kamar Aiken but don't see where he dropped Alshon. Glitch or too good to be true - let the bidding begin - gold rush? Glitch right?
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    Coach Cowher Tomlin

    Ninjachef

    997 posts
    Fu: 100.96
    Posted - 9/16/2015 7:31:26 PM
    Hmmmm
    I still see him listed in the FA list.
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    Roving Gambler


    Mars One Passenger

    747 posts
    Fu: 101.89
    Posted - 9/17/2015 6:37:29 AM
    Confirmed with Dat: Jeffery is not an FA
    It does look like the problem stems with the acquisition of Aiken, but Dat said he had no intention of dropping Jeffery. I'll send a note to Keith through the proper channels, but I think it's fair to suggest that people ignore his name for now.
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    Oleg the Finn


    Headbanger

    3322 posts
    Fu: 124.22
    Posted - 9/17/2015 7:56:39 AM
    Jeffrey
    was at a keg party. he's back on the Mao roster and has been retroactively started for Week 1.
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    Oleg the Finn


    Headbanger

    3322 posts
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    Posted - 9/17/2015 8:00:50 AM
    Lost and Found
    when locking up the lake house, i grabbed these on the way out:
    * a pair of glasses. i think they may be real prescription glasses and not reading glasses?
    * a pair of what look to be tennis shoes but are actually golf shoes
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    Coach Cowher Tomlin

    Ninjachef

    997 posts
    Fu: 100.96
    Posted - 9/17/2015 6:25:22 PM
    Lost and found
    The reading glasses are mine. Also missing is a griddle I took for making pancakes.
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    Dr. Mayhem


    Theremin Player

    650 posts
    Fu: 99.66
    Posted - 9/17/2015 8:25:19 PM
    Do i need to get in touch with Pete?
    Kent, do I need to ask Pete if the pancake griddle is still there?
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    Coach Cowher Tomlin

    Ninjachef

    997 posts
    Fu: 100.96
    Posted - 9/17/2015 10:05:40 PM
    If you can
    But it's not a huge deal. I suspect it might be in the dish machine or someone assumed it came with the place.
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    Oleg the Finn


    Headbanger

    3322 posts
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    Posted - 9/18/2015 5:51:26 AM
    even if Pete finds the griddle, then what?
    it's dead, Jim. Dead.

    and are you sure about the glasses, Kent? i thought i had asked you on monday and those weren't yours?
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    Coach Cowher Tomlin

    Ninjachef

    997 posts
    Fu: 100.96
    Posted - 9/18/2015 6:52:03 AM
    oh
    If they are really flimsy cheap ones they are mine, but if I already looked at them then never mind. I guess the griddle is a non-issue, as I doubt Pete would want to mail it to me and I don't need it bad enough to do COD. I got it for free by the dumpster...lol.
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