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Coach Cowher Tomlin
Football Freak
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Posted - 12/8/2015 6:13:59 PM |
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An Ode to Jeremy
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Oh Jeremy
Thou of the thinning hair
The easy laugh
The Noble airs
Thou saved my hide
Thou art my Saviour
I've no choice but to offer
Sexual Favors*
Go forth brave Knight
Seek Play-off glory
Kick Koo's ass
And complete thy epic story!
Love,
Kent
*(Yea, I'm not Asian so it's not happening but a boy can dream!)
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Head of Scouting
head of scouting
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Posted - 12/8/2015 8:11:34 PM |
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Ahem
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| We should go back to talking about Monmouth |
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Posted - 12/9/2015 12:05:01 PM |
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Zing!
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| Monmouth. Not Cockmouth? Whaaaaaaaaaat. |
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Posted - 12/9/2015 5:59:26 PM |
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I'm sorry. I have to apologize.
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Was that a low blow?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! |
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Posted - 12/10/2015 2:36:08 PM |
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Any ode to me is a good ode
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| I stopped after the first 7 lines, but I probably didn't miss anything important after that. |
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Posted - 12/19/2015 9:56:02 PM |
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An Ode to Jeremy, Part 2
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Oh Jeremy
Thou of the everlasting quest
Get ready to face the best
For Christmas all you want from the Koo
Is that big bag of dicks for you
But all I'm going to give you, alas
Is metal up your ass
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Coach Cowher Tomlin
Football Freak
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Posted - 12/19/2015 11:36:41 PM |
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Oh dear
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This is why comedy and poetry are best left to those of us that have done it semi-professionally.
But any Ode to Jeremy is a good Ode. Go GAMBLERS! |
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Head of Scouting
head of scouting
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Posted - 12/20/2015 12:43:05 PM |
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??????
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| Keith, What no promise of sexual favors? |
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Posted - 12/20/2015 1:13:58 PM |
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Cough >bullshit< Cough
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| Star Wars was great and lived up to the hype. If you are going to poo-poo it, you are just an angry person. It makes the first trilogy a bad dream that can cease to exist. |
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Coach Cowher Tomlin
Football Freak
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Posted - 12/20/2015 3:11:00 PM |
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Hmmm
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| Yea let me test my blood and that of LeBron James to see if we have metachlorines and are actually Jedis. No mention of that recently. |
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