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Let's give a big welcome to our new owner
Posted - 8/6/2007 4:55:02 PM Post a reply to Offenses
Offenses
A variety of offenses that had nothing to do with football but everything to do with calling Keith out on some freelance bullshit. Way to flex you power Keith in a completely irrelevant way.

Kent...you really should look in the mirror to find a useless piece of shit, btw. The thought of you calling anyone else whiny is a damn riot.

The rest of you guys were awesome though and it sucks to be booted for a bullshit reason and you guys being fed this load of shit from Keith. Believe who you want but I have to put it out there for you.

Oh, and as Joe always put it so elequantly, "Eat a bag of dicks"...and good luck guys.
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Bass Franchise Player
Posted - 8/2/2007 10:18:23 AM Post a reply to Franchise Player
Franchise Player
Strange...I made my franchise selection to the commish several months ago but I guess it didn't make it here, so, my franchise player is Joseph Addai.
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As to the draft...
Posted - 7/12/2007 10:21:28 AM Post a reply to Viking Ball WOOOO!!!
Viking Ball WOOOO!!!
http://www.vikingball.com/
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Suggestion for next year?
Posted - 11/29/2006 3:21:35 PM Post a reply to Divisions...
Divisions...
Either way works for me as long as it's clear that I get to be in the cellar regardless of my division :P
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thanks for nothing, Monks
Posted - 11/27/2006 4:51:07 PM Post a reply to yes massah...
yes massah...
I will check my responses before I make them. It's your world...I'm just in it.
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thanks for nothing, Monks
Posted - 11/27/2006 9:45:47 AM Post a reply to you gotta be kiddin' me
you gotta be kiddin' me
Do you think I don't know that Kevin Jones was in? You don't think I wanted to change him out? If you're gonna be such a dick about this then fuck this shit. I don't need it. I have no problem accepting my responsibility for my lineup each week. That's not the point. The point is that every team, at some point or another, will make gaffes throughout the season. You just choose to call those teams out that might affect you and your sorry Shitsplitters -- not the entire league. If you are so worried about making the playoffs then news flash: change up your shitty team. We can't all live alone out in the middle of fucking nowhere with nothing but our laptop, our cats and an endless supply of vaseline.
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thanks for nothing, Monks
Posted - 11/27/2006 9:44:55 AM Post a reply to you gotta be kiddin' me
you gotta be kiddin' me
Do you think I don't know that Kevin Jones was in? You don't think I wanted to change him out? If you're gonna be such a dick about this then fuck this shit. I don't need it. I have no problem accepting my responsibility for my lineup each week. That's not the point. The point is that every team, at some point or another, will make gaffes throughout the season. You just choose to call those teams out that might affect you and your sorry Shitsplitters -- not the entire league. If you are so worried about making the playoffs then news flash: change up your shitty team. We can all live alone out in the middle of fucking nowhere with nothing but our laptop, our cats and an endless supply of vaseline.
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thanks for nothing, Monks
Posted - 11/26/2006 10:16:42 PM Post a reply to deal with it Keith...
deal with it Keith...
it hppens to be a holiday week and I have been out of state since Monday -- when Jones was probable. If you accusing me of being a half-ass why don't you check the other two leagues I am in. I'm not doing stellar in those either. And, even if a wild card team does win over me get the fuck over it. If not, find someone to fill my spot and boot me to the curb. I have been having a tough couple of months and I can't stress this enough: I don't give a fuck about whether you approve of my choices or not. I am keeping up with things the best way I can. I don't give up and I am not handing out any wins to anyone -- especially kent (luv ya kent;))...
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Rashean Mathis
Posted - 11/23/2006 7:35:29 PM Post a reply to Tiebreaker -- last week's game
Tiebreaker -- last week's game
I should have won the game last week against the Wiseguys since my coach won and his did not. Can you please correct this commish?
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Hey Jim
Posted - 11/1/2006 8:35:43 PM Post a reply to tip
tip
Hey Maulers, maybe a warm cup of shut the fuck up will ease your animosity. Is it has it I have been dealing with a death in the family this week and was not able to prioritize my roster assignments correctly, I suppose. As for my team, I have been trying to make trades but it seems like everyone seems to want the best and in return offer shit.

Oh, and dynasty, you would just as bad off if you hadn't had like 40 picks in the first 2 rounds.
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Record correction...
Posted - 10/22/2006 12:15:57 AM Post a reply to Record correction...
Record correction...
Man, as much as I would like to have a one-game advantage over everyone else my record should actually be 5-1-0 rather than 6-1-0
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Tiebreakers?
Posted - 10/10/2006 10:53:54 AM Post a reply to Tiebreakers?
Tiebreakers?
Just out of curiosity, are there no tiebreakers in this league?
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GODDAMNIT!
Posted - 10/2/2006 9:33:19 AM Post a reply to GODDAMNIT!
GODDAMNIT!
What the fuck am I doing?! 66 points on my bench AND I played Ron Dayne. I'm fucked!
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In Dire need of a RB
Posted - 9/26/2006 11:56:41 AM Post a reply to In Dire need of a RB
In Dire need of a RB
any trade possible. Let me know
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Free Agency is jacked...
Posted - 9/11/2006 4:42:16 PM Post a reply to Free Agency is jacked...
Free Agency is jacked...
I keep getting the following error while trying to finalize my free agent pickup:

Line 1: Incorrect syntax near '='.
D:\WEBS\CUSTOMIZEDFOOTBALL\ADMIN-TEAM\../includes/queryfunction.asp, line 27
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Here ya go Gamblers...
Posted - 9/10/2006 8:22:27 PM Post a reply to Here ya go Gamblers...
Here ya go Gamblers...
THis is the best extension for Firefox. It renders a website, and all of it's subpages, in IE. Very useful when you come across a website running ghetto-ass ASP like someone's site we both know...........hmmmm.

https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1419/
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Where's the draft being held?
Posted - 8/26/2006 12:42:25 PM Post a reply to Where's the draft being held?
Where's the draft being held?
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FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted - 8/4/2006 10:28:01 AM Post a reply to FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monks Franchise Player
Posted - 7/16/2006 12:17:10 AM Post a reply to Monks Franchise Player
Monks Franchise Player
Kevin Jones will be the Monks franchise player for the upcoming season.
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The Commish is seriously hurting
Posted - 12/9/2005 9:27:12 AM Post a reply to Healpful hand needed
Healpful hand needed
There are some of us who do this (web/game programming) for a living and hve offered on many occasions to help out in times of need only to be told no. So, there should be no excuse for delayed information. When Keith is down and out for a bit then hand off some of the work to the others. Commish, you don't have to do it all by your lonesome. -- btw, ASP blows and PHP rulz ;)
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Rosters
Posted - 12/8/2005 9:18:19 AM Post a reply to Rosters
Rosters
Yo Commish! Is there any way you could give us our rosters back so we can tweak our line-up. Or is this you tactic for winning some more games.
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I Love Lee Evans
Posted - 12/4/2005 6:14:21 PM Post a reply to Yo Fowl Mouth Ass
Yo Fowl Mouth Ass
Eric Moulds = 0 points
...and you talk about me?
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I Love Lee Evans
Posted - 12/4/2005 6:11:33 PM Post a reply to Yo Fowl Mouth
Yo Fowl Mouth
AssEric Moulds = 0 points
...and you talk about me?
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The factor and Thunder have made a 4 player trade.
Posted - 12/2/2005 12:46:10 PM Post a reply to Ditto the Horsemen and the Bruins....
Ditto the Horsemen and the Bruins....
It's really fucked up when a last place team gives up and gives all of his best players other than his franchise player away to another team to ensure their win. It should be reviewed and considered cheating. There should be no trades after week 12 anyway, imho.
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RON DAYNE!!!!
Posted - 11/30/2005 8:56:48 PM Post a reply to Ron Dayne...
Ron Dayne...
Now he can go back to his full-time day job of sucking.
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Whoooot!
Posted - 11/30/2005 8:55:56 PM Post a reply to word
word
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Hey Rudy...
Posted - 11/30/2005 8:54:25 PM Post a reply to word
word
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IR question...
Posted - 11/30/2005 8:53:42 PM Post a reply to IR question...
IR question...
Is it correct that if you declare a player on IR that they have to be your Franchise Player? In my case it is. I am keeping Donovan McNabb for next season. But, what happens if a non-franchise player is put on IR? There is no way of taking them off.
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Quitters...
Posted - 11/30/2005 8:51:02 PM Post a reply to Quitters...
Quitters...
I don't know about you guys but it has burned me up all season that the Maulers have not even tried to play. For those of us who love the sport and the competition I think it sucks that they don't even give a shit. They are only helping pad the winning columns for the other teams in their division. And, btw, how the hell can they only have 385 points and not but out of the running yet? Jesus...
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sHitmen, Don't forget
Posted - 11/28/2005 12:22:00 AM Post a reply to Commish loves our Prez
Commish loves our Prez
just ask him all about it
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Unresolved scoring errors
Posted - 11/28/2005 12:20:23 AM Post a reply to another scoring issue...
another scoring issue...
First off commish, where the heck is the link to the scoring errors threads on the forum. It's got to be tucked away somewhere 'cause I can't find it. Anyway, I also have an uynresolved scoring issue. The Dolphins Def/ST had 15 points total and not 11 points (7 sacks, 2 ints + 2 ff, 1 safety, 1 onside). Also, you might want to check for any roster issues 'cause I had Jurevicius in my starting line-up and I had benched Reggie Brown. I, also, had Dick Vermeil in for Joe Gibbs. For some reason they are not listed as starters. Did something get wipe out? It would suck if it did 'cause the one time I play JJ -- and he does awesome -- something comes along and roxxors me. I blame Bush!
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I can't believe you nixed that deal...
Posted - 11/8/2005 9:46:36 AM Post a reply to Bruins, who's that post to?
Bruins, who's that post to?
not me, I hope. I never made any deals. In fact, the only trade I have made this year was with the Skullsplitters last week.
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So long TO!!
Posted - 11/7/2005 5:41:52 PM Post a reply to So long TO!!
So long TO!!
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!! HAHAHAHA!!
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Need WR's
Posted - 11/7/2005 5:40:11 PM Post a reply to Need WR's
Need WR's
Looking to trade for some WR's. Only McNabb and G. Lewis are out of the question. Any other trade offers will be considered.
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So long TO!!
Posted - 11/7/2005 5:38:12 PM Post a reply to So long TO!!
So long TO!!
don't let the door hit you on the way out...hahahaha
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Kickers all around
Posted - 11/5/2005 12:58:52 PM Post a reply to Kickers all around
Kickers all around
here yee here yee...come and get your kickers! There are plenty to go around GOD DAMNIT!
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Total Points
Posted - 10/18/2005 9:24:58 AM Post a reply to Total Points
Total Points
yo commish, I know my team sucked this week but can you at least give the guys who did score some points the points they deserve? thanks ....and eat a bag of dicks! :)
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Hey Bunch...
Posted - 10/17/2005 12:01:24 AM Post a reply to Hey Bunch...
Hey Bunch...
How is it you are able to switch out Willie Parker after he already played for Tatum Bell during the middle of the Broncos game? As I was tracking the games you had Willie Parker in as a starter and now somehow Tatum Bell is the starter. I'm gonna have to cry foul on that one bro. Yo Commish...we need a ruling.
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Trent Green Scoring error -- Week 6
Posted - 10/16/2005 9:48:32 PM Post a reply to Trent Green Scoring error -- Week 6
Trent Green Scoring error -- Week 6
Trent Green should have 8 pts total for week 6 but he is only listed as having 0 pts. This needs to be fixed.
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Week 5 - Domanick Davis misscored
Posted - 10/9/2005 5:24:10 PM Post a reply to Week 5 - Domanick Davis misscored
Week 5 - Domanick Davis misscored
Domanick Davis was in as a mixed yardage runner for me in both Midgard and Ragnarok. That would be 168 yards total which on the mixed yardage chart is 10 points. There is currently only 6 points down for him. This needs to be corrected.
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Tie?
Posted - 10/4/2005 7:32:32 AM Post a reply to Tie?
Tie?
Is the tie between me and the Yetis correct? My starting coach won and his lost. Isn't that the tiebreaker?
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Is Keith AWOL?
Posted - 10/3/2005 12:16:38 PM Post a reply to Is Keith AWOL?
Is Keith AWOL?
Haven't heard from him in several days. Can someone check on him and make sure he's not passed out in Larry's bowl with a picture of Suzie Kolber in one hand and some vasoline in the other?
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I am not seeing any updates on FA yet?
Posted - 9/29/2005 7:48:12 AM Post a reply to Panic Attack?
Panic Attack?
damn Kent, sounds like not getting your FA or YTD points will lead to a nervous breakdown. Or are you just trying to boost your post numbers? Just enjoy the wait. Keith's probably pouring out his bong water.
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Javon Walker
Posted - 9/26/2005 10:32:04 AM Post a reply to Brandon Llyod
Brandon Llyod
All of my starters who have played have their scores in except for Brandon Llyod -- I smell a conspiracy theory cooking up.
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I'll be chearing for the Vikings! ...........
Posted - 9/23/2005 7:40:11 AM Post a reply to Bengals fan...
Bengals fan...
Way to finally come around to the good side Keith! Kent, you too, could be a winner. Just be a Bengal's fan, too.
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Commish please help
Posted - 9/19/2005 12:34:12 PM Post a reply to Wow really? Holy Shit where have I been...
Wow really? Holy Shit where have I been...
oh yeah, I was being shown how the planet Alderon must have felt.
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Commish please help
Posted - 9/18/2005 4:49:48 PM Post a reply to No worries here...
No worries here...
I've got McNabb in Ragnarok and that's all that matters to us...
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Commish please help
Posted - 9/18/2005 4:48:06 PM Post a reply to No worries here...
No worries here...
I've McNabb in Ragnarok and that's all that matters to us...
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Commish please help
Posted - 9/15/2005 12:30:23 PM Post a reply to Forgiven...
Forgiven...
no hard feelings here...just good ribbing...That is unless you are Kent.
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Nice week there, Bunch!
Posted - 9/13/2005 11:07:54 AM Post a reply to
gonna have to agree with the wisdom of the Koo on that one...
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Unbiased Draft Report Card
Posted - 9/13/2005 7:39:56 AM Post a reply to Unbiased?
Unbiased?
It seems like it would be really easy for me to come to this conclusion, too, if I had waited -- like you did -- for all the points to be scored before I looked at the rankings (of week 1!) and worked up my "report card". The first week is hardly an indicator of an entire season. If it was then I would never have finished 2nd last year. Now go back to your Coldgay music or whatever it is you listen while you are watching real fantasy football fans battling it out here in Ragnarok. You weren't even good enough to be a 'noob. L O S E R...
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Commish please help
Posted - 9/12/2005 7:46:57 PM Post a reply to
First round, injured Mike Anderson -- 'nuff said.
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Commish please help
Posted - 9/12/2005 8:51:25 AM Post a reply to Freddy Jones?
Freddy Jones?
Considering he was my 3rd tight end and one of my last picks I doubt it compares to your stellar Ragnarok draft: Blowing my first round pick on Mike Anderson and then pick up Andy Reid in the middle rounds....oh, and Antonio Bryant? jesus...
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Commish please help
Posted - 9/8/2005 8:19:11 PM Post a reply to Questionable tactics...
Questionable tactics...
might help if you set your "PARAMETERS" instead of whatever you're trying to set with your "PERAMITERS". You might have a better chance of hitting.
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ATTENTION: Loons, Salarymen, and HITSQUAD have been deemed to have the best teams
Posted - 8/30/2005 10:37:53 AM Post a reply to
hardly...
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Speaking of the draft...
Posted - 8/29/2005 11:38:27 AM Post a reply to Auction Pt.2
Auction Pt.2
But if I do that then I can't be there to talk shit...and, therefore, I will feel incomplete.
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6% to 11%
Posted - 8/24/2005 6:52:23 AM Post a reply to BREWSKIES!!!!
BREWSKIES!!!!
woohoo...no more weak shit!! Bring the BIG FOOT!
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Terrell Owens - biggest a-hole ever?
Posted - 8/16/2005 11:18:40 AM Post a reply to re: T.O.
re: T.O.
next thing you know he'll be calling Donovan a fag.......wwwwaaaaaiiiit a minute...
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Terrell Owens - biggest a-hole ever?
Posted - 8/16/2005 11:16:19 AM Post a reply to Terrell Owens - biggest a-hole ever?
Terrell Owens - biggest a-hole ever?
I still think Michael Irving has the title of biggest A-hole ever.
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Against Better Judgement...
Posted - 1/3/2005 9:15:55 AM Post a reply to Against Better Judgement...
Against Better Judgement...
I went against my own better judgement and sat Favre this week due to his "supposed" inactive status. I haven't lost since starting him. Had he started, I would have won. And, Elam gets 2 40-yarders as opposed to to 39 yarders.....grrrr.

BTW, what's up with having a homefield advantage during the final game? It should be even with no bonus being given to either player.
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Stoked...
Posted - 12/26/2004 11:50:42 PM Post a reply to Stoked...
Stoked...
I'm so stoked right now that I seriously need to get a bag of corn chips, turn on Adult Swim and beat off....then the dream will be complete!!
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HOLLLLY SHIT!!!
Posted - 12/26/2004 11:39:51 PM Post a reply to HOLLLLY SHIT!!!
HOLLLLY SHIT!!!
I made it to the fucking finals....But my God Will did you give me the biggest fucking scare of my life with Clayton and Manning...The Browns scoring just 3 points (Punt Returner fumbled and lost the ball) was my saving grace. Although, they looked pretty fucking mean. 75-68 ....excellent EXCELLENT game Will!
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Anticlimactic day...
Posted - 12/6/2004 12:44:43 PM Post a reply to Anticlimactic day...
Anticlimactic day...
It always hurts just a little bit more two post the 2nd highest single day score and have absolutely no shot at doing jack shit....what a bummer...oh well....c'est la vie fuckers!
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damn, Voodoo, you scroodooed the poochoo
Posted - 12/1/2004 9:28:55 AM Post a reply to damn, Voodoo, you scroodooed the poochoo
damn, Voodoo, you scroodooed the poochoo
GOD DAMN M.Yardage!! Doesn't do much when Davenport only has 8 yds Receiving and 178 yds Rushing....GRRRRRRRR!!
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I'm so proud of the 'Splitters...
Posted - 11/18/2004 4:45:07 PM Post a reply to I'm so proud of the 'Splitters...
I'm so proud of the 'Splitters...
For taking such a stance -- AMEN brother!! It is ultimately your site. And I say God Bless You!! How anyone even cast their vote for such an ignorant man such as Bush will forever bother me. But, it looks as if we are with a president for another 4 years. It's going to be another 4 years of lies, personal agendas, ripping off of the middle class and the elderly, and the ass raping of our natural resources. Sit back and enjoy -- you all who voted for this fool.....*deep breathe*...now back to football!!
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Raving Hermits - best all time fantasy roster?
Posted - 10/26/2004 5:31:22 PM Post a reply to Improved? You bet...
Improved? You bet...
Maybe add any QB besides the ones you already have...of course Culpepper would be my choice too.
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COMMISH, I HAVE THAT WE TIED 83-83, DOES TIE GO TO HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE????????
Posted - 10/25/2004 9:04:40 AM Post a reply to yo! Don...
yo! Don...
look at the standings chart. Ties count as ties...
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Trade needs to be inacted....
Posted - 10/5/2004 12:39:34 PM Post a reply to Trade needs to be inacted....
Trade needs to be inacted....
A trade was confirmed last week between The Hitmen and The Glow Skulls to trade Eric Johnson to The Hitmen for The Patriots DEF/ST....that trade takes affect today. Can you please make this switch commish?
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Traded inked...
Posted - 9/30/2004 9:15:11 PM Post a reply to Traded inked...
Traded inked...
As of Tuesday, Oct. 5th TE Eric Johnson will move to Chicago and be playing for the Hitsquad in return for the NE Patriots DF, who will be moving to the Skulls' bullpen...
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TE Scoring System...
Posted - 9/26/2004 8:36:29 AM Post a reply to TE Scoring System...
TE Scoring System...
The TE end scoring system needs to be looked out. The way it is now, only 3 or 4 TE's are even really worth a damn when it comes to points. I think it would help out a lot if, in addition to what's already in place, we added 1 point per reception. That way more teams with suck ass tight ends, and even those with stud TE's get more use out of the TE's. Thoughts? Anyone care, or is it just me?
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27 - 16?
Posted - 9/21/2004 12:24:19 PM Post a reply to How about this?
How about this?
What about having a starting QB who's 2 week total is a blistering 3 points!!
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Bend over newbie!
Posted - 9/20/2004 12:37:13 PM Post a reply to Recheck your sources..
Recheck your sources..
I know you stay online in the fantasy realm a lot but you may want to recheck your sources about Pinkston. Every injury report (including the Eagles own web page) having him starting tonight. Sorry to rain on the Mauler's parade there but UO injury reports don't count...
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Bend over newbie!
Posted - 9/20/2004 8:11:38 AM Post a reply to BTW...
BTW...
Commish, you need to recount my points. They do not total 54....they total 62...Just helping the MAULERS keep things straight...
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Bend over newbie!
Posted - 9/20/2004 8:05:55 AM Post a reply to Thanks...Maulers :D
Thanks...Maulers :D
Due to you pointing out my mistake in the Mixed Yardage I now have to use Deshaun Foster's straight yardage and on the straight yardage chart(instead of 16 points he now has 20 points Commish). That adds 4 more points to my total bringing me total to 58...oh yeah that's your score too......thanks for helping a NooB out...
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Bend over newbie!
Posted - 9/19/2004 7:12:25 PM Post a reply to Monks (64) PileOfCrap (50)
Monks (64) PileOfCrap (50)
yeah, the Newbie really took it bent over...hahahaha....you still have L.J. Smith to play and I still have Pinkston so we'll see how it ends ;)
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Bend over newbie!
Posted - 9/19/2004 7:08:36 PM Post a reply to Really Piledrivers?
Really Piledrivers?
'Cause when I add the scores up it looks like I bent you over, piledrived ya and made ya my beeeaaatccchh!! With a Donkey Punch to boot.....lol
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so, lets get this straight...
Posted - 8/20/2004 2:03:30 PM Post a reply to Word...
Word...
joe horn is with the monks, mr. coles is with the dynasty, and ahman green is with the bruins... glad that is all taken care off.
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The Bass Agree with Joe Horn
Posted - 8/17/2004 3:39:39 PM Post a reply to Joe Horn is Joe Horn is Joe Horn is...ah hell...
Joe Horn is Joe Horn is Joe Horn is...ah hell...
Well, then I must apologize 'cause if Joe Horn said it was Joe Horn then it had to be Joe Horn 'cause Joe Horn is never wrong.
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The Bass Agree with Joe Horn
Posted - 8/17/2004 12:17:47 PM Post a reply to Keith = Joe Horn hmmmmmm...???
Keith = Joe Horn hmmmmmm...???
two trophy icons...same post totals....hmmm...you're right Keith, no instigating there ;)
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The Bass Agree with Joe Horn
Posted - 8/17/2004 9:05:33 AM Post a reply to um, back off beatch
um, back off beatch
Keith, you are apparantly playing this up more than it needs to be. I just made a request and either way it turns out I'm cool with my pick. I merely wanted to express concerns that I had w/ regards to the first year rules (ie. inheriting FP's). Beyond that, I am ready to get it on!

Guys, apparantly Keith, in his inevitable way ;) , has once again overdamatized things. Gotta love 'em for though. All hail the Splitters -- now let's move on.
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Warrior Monks Waffle
Posted - 8/13/2004 5:50:26 PM Post a reply to It's no biggie to me......
It's no biggie to me......
Man, I'm cool with Horn and don't mind having him as my FP -- at all! And, as for the O-line remark, anybody with an IQ above a rhesus monkey's knows that they're going to suck hard this year -- don't need to scout that, all you need to have is just a heartbeat. Anyway, inheriting teams and having to choose a FP from them is kind of lame. It unbalances things in such a way as to cripple the first-year player, not to mention draft position. It's possible for some of the older players (one team has 2 FP's) to have 3! top picks before we even have a chance to pick one -- not including the fluffer FP we already have. If you felt the same when you inherited Collins -- and I imagine your team had to suck way worse than mine to have to declare him as your FP-- then you understand my frustration. If not, oh well, it's no biggie. I really don't give a shit either way. I just pitched the idea to Keith and that's it.
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Warrior Monks Waffle
Posted - 8/13/2004 12:31:43 PM Post a reply to Switch
Switch
The only thing that I am concerned with is that I was never given enough time to research the players on the team I inherited before I had to declare a Franchise Player. I wanted more time -- or at least the same amount of time that a normal team would get. I just don't want to spend this much money and go in with too big of a disadvantage 'cause I got stuck with team full of shit and had no control over it.
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Warrior Monks Waffle
Posted - 8/13/2004 9:07:28 AM Post a reply to Waffle??
Waffle??
Several other teams did not declare their franchise players until weeks after the deadline. When I was handed this team, I was told to have someone pick as my franchise player within a few days and that was next to impossible considering I had nothing but crap and had to sift through their crappy scouting reports and projections. Given that all the non-"noobs" more-or-less hand picked their franchise player and I couldn't puts me at a serious disadvantage. This only seems fair to at least let me make this switch.
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Terrell Owens... an ass?
Posted - 8/11/2004 12:08:41 PM Post a reply to Terrell Owens
Terrell Owens
I hope he snaps his ankle during a celebratory TD and on lands with that damn Sharpie jabbed through his eye! Then, the opposing team's entire D-line dog piles him to a flatten pulp.
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Priest as FP
Posted - 8/6/2004 8:50:51 AM Post a reply to Priest as FP
Priest as FP
hey B"ruined, I noticed that you wasted no time switching to the popular guy by naming Priest over Ahman. Afraid of someone else getting him? Hope losing Ahman doesn''t blow up on ya''. No wait....what am I saying, I hope it does....mmwwwwuahahahahaha.
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PRIEST HOLMES IS MINE!
Posted - 7/27/2004 4:17:58 PM Post a reply to AMEN!!
AMEN!!
I agree 100% B'ruined. I would rather have had a battery acid enema than the pile of players I was left with to choose from.
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Franchise Players
Posted - 7/26/2004 11:26:17 PM Post a reply to Misunderstood franchise players...
Misunderstood franchise players...
Keith cleared it up for me that I am stuck choosing from this pile of shit called a team that I was stuck with this year. So, I purused it and could only safely choose Joe Horn as my franchise player, although Kevan Barlow is tempting -- too bad the Niners O-line is going to suck balls this year or I would have gone with him.
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Franchise Players
Posted - 7/26/2004 8:00:30 PM Post a reply to Franchise player....
Franchise player....
If that is true Jeremy, then the Warrior Monks choose Priest Holmes as their franchise player for the 2004 season.
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Franchise Players
Posted - 7/26/2004 7:25:34 PM Post a reply to Franchise Players
Franchise Players
How do rookies teams such as mine get their franchise player?
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Welcome Jim!
Posted - 7/23/2004 8:38:41 AM Post a reply to Thanks to the Bruins
Thanks to the Bruins
I'd like to extend my thanks to the Bruins for welcoming me into the toughest division in Ragnarok. I will put up a good fight and ROXXOR to the best of my ability in the hopes of not falling behind. And, if I lose, I will bow to my competitor and go off to a quiet room and scream and kick shit until the following week :) Best of Luck guys!!

Jim (Warrior Monk)
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Aw man... 6th place, that sucks...oh wait what place did you get warrior monks
Posted - 12/30/2003 6:37:10 PM Post a reply to Hey, I'm cool with where I placed...
Hey, I'm cool with where I placed...
I don't need to justify how I played or how I think my team is...but you go ahead and pat yourself on the back. We're all happy for you.
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Thank you speech
Posted - 12/29/2003 4:39:59 PM Post a reply to Fifth just means you're the fourth loser....
Fifth just means you're the fourth loser....
We won 5th place. i would like to thank everyone who we beat in the playoffs. Keith please update everything to show we are the 5th best team in the league and we will be back to challenge you next year for 1st place.
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Premature ending?
Posted - 12/8/2003 11:03:19 PM Post a reply to Premature ending?
Premature ending?
I still have Bulger to play Keith and the way he is playing now he has already scored at least 4 points giving me the win over the Piledrivers. How come the records have already been changed? The Piledrivers will be 9-5 not 10-4 and I should be 6-8 not 5-9. I just want to end my season with the win that I deserve even if it doesn't help much
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And the winner of the Miss Congeniality Award for 2003 is.........
Posted - 12/4/2003 11:19:33 PM Post a reply to YEAH!! BENGALS!!
YEAH!! BENGALS!!
I finally can stand proud of my team...Praise Marvin Lewis!!! *bowing in adoration* I don't have to hide in the dark anymore for being true to my boys...THERE IS A GOD!!! lol
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you talk a lot of smack for someone who is 3-7 in their main league...
Posted - 12/3/2003 10:15:20 PM Post a reply to friendly competition?
friendly competition?
Weren't you blasting my team not too long ago...and what's with the all the whining about the scoring system...accept the losses and move on. I have. It's no big deal. There's always next year -- we should pat the winners on their backs and not cry about losing -- except for Kent....we can be bitter towards him... :) just kidding...
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you talk a lot of smack for someone who is 3-7 in their main league...
Posted - 12/1/2003 8:41:26 PM Post a reply to so am I...
so am I...
just not with you guys...this is not my only league; and you are still only in that league 'cause, apparently, there is no 'first come first serve'. You just stay in. Oh, and by the way, this is the only league that I have more than 4 losses. Tootles...
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you talk a lot of smack for someone who is 3-7 in their main league...
Posted - 11/30/2003 11:01:37 PM Post a reply to you talk a lot of smack for someone who is 3-7 in their main league...
you talk a lot of smack for someone who is 3-7 in their main league...
It appears that you aren't as 'real' of a player as you thought...
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You have a good team Piledrivers.......
Posted - 11/25/2003 6:43:00 PM Post a reply to real?
real?
You can't even detach UO from reality...and FFL is nothing but a crap shoot; other than the initial picks you might as well be betting on horses...
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You have a good team Piledrivers.......
Posted - 11/24/2003 7:22:15 PM Post a reply to You have a good team Piledrivers.......
You have a good team Piledrivers.......
FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!
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we had the best, worst team
Posted - 11/24/2003 7:20:45 PM Post a reply to oh stop!
oh stop!
I'm laughing so hard I think I just wet myself...
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Neeed a QUALITY Running back
Posted - 11/19/2003 9:41:17 PM Post a reply to HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Offering: McNabb, Plummer, Farve, Delhomme or Tampa Defense
Serious inquiries please.
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HOW???!!!
Posted - 11/18/2003 12:18:13 AM Post a reply to HOW???!!!
HOW???!!!
I feel like I've been raped....losing to the Yetis by 1 fucking point!! Next year, you'll fear me. This was a rookie season but I'll be back as the Shitkickers...OUCH!! My asshole hurts.
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hey warrior monks, i have a better trade offer; read this before sunday
Posted - 11/15/2003 9:28:04 PM Post a reply to No Deal Don...
No Deal Don...
NO! I will never let my little Ricky go. He's my bastard love-child. :)

Seriously, though, Moe will be losing a lot of playing time to Bennett and Smith plus Ricky is a stud RB (allbeit, a little overworked) and Moe isn't. I know Ricky will come out of this slump and, paired with Fragile Fred, hopefully keep me in contention -- odds fading fast, though.

On an aside, Morton for Wayne sounds like a good deal.
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Hey Don Ledo
Posted - 11/13/2003 4:03:06 PM Post a reply to Hey Don Ledo
Hey Don Ledo
Want to talk a trade involving Jonnie Morton and/or possibly Randy McMIchael?
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I'm Sorry Santana
Posted - 11/13/2003 3:44:42 PM Post a reply to I'm Sorry Santana
I'm Sorry Santana
I have forsaken youuuuuuuuUUU!!!! arrgghh
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My team needs an enema
Posted - 11/9/2003 7:40:18 PM Post a reply to My team needs an enema
My team needs an enema
I have forsaken youuuuuuuuUUU!!!! arrgghh
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HEY DON....
Posted - 11/6/2003 3:26:33 PM Post a reply to He's the Hitsquad
He's the Hitsquad
i got fred if you want him, what team are you?
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someone trade me, i need a running back. ahhhhhhhhhh
Posted - 11/5/2003 8:51:55 PM Post a reply to I'll trade you Ladell Betts for Reggie Wayne
I'll trade you Ladell Betts for Reggie Wayne
i got fred if you want him, what team are you?
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looking to trade
Posted - 11/5/2003 6:18:58 PM Post a reply to you're right
you're right
Fred has not missed a game this year; guess that explains Jacksonville's record.
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looking to trade
Posted - 11/4/2003 6:25:41 PM Post a reply to fragile fred...
fragile fred...
fred taylor or corry dillon for a WR or other interesting offer.wbb_sc@yahoo.com
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Watch out Cowbells!!
Posted - 11/3/2003 9:47:02 PM Post a reply to with Brady starting you'll need someone who can get some points ;)
with Brady starting you'll need someone who can get some points ;)
Sadly, he has a bye this week. Too bad so sad!
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HitSquad... 461 point against...
Posted - 10/27/2003 1:13:19 PM Post a reply to I should change my team's name to The Shit Luck Club
I should change my team's name to The Shit Luck Club
So it seems everyone has their best game against us!
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HitSquad... 461 point against...
Posted - 10/26/2003 7:24:29 PM Post a reply to who's having their best game this week...not us, grrr
who's having their best game this week...not us, grrr
So it seems everyone has their best game against us!
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Flaws in the Week 14 schedule method?
Posted - 10/18/2003 8:03:12 PM Post a reply to a tweak to random idea....
a tweak to random idea....
Take three random games from the first 13 and add up there total points. The winner being the team with the higher total.
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Everyone just needs to calm down and be friends.
Posted - 10/15/2003 11:24:16 AM Post a reply to Sacrifice
Sacrifice
The warrior monks will be in Chicago for a week visiting family. While we're there we are going to find and sacrifice that damn goat to the gods in return for some good luck...*stab stab*
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Trade
Posted - 10/5/2003 12:15:59 PM Post a reply to Trade
Trade
Warrior Monks trade Moe WIlliams to the Hitsquad for the Titans Def.
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Warrior Monks want to trade???
Posted - 10/3/2003 9:45:42 PM Post a reply to Chat Don Ledo?
Chat Don Ledo?
Yo Don...I will have the Ragnarok Chat room open 'till midnight...meet me there if you want to talk a trade. Anyone else, too.
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Warrior Monks want to trade???
Posted - 10/3/2003 12:17:22 PM Post a reply to meet me in the chat room  asap
meet me in the chat room asap
Not sure which team is yours (I'm guessing either Looneys or Hitsquad) but I'm game for a trade....
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Warrior Monks want to trade???
Posted - 10/2/2003 11:44:37 PM Post a reply to Don Ledo
Don Ledo
Not sure which team is yours (I'm guessing either Looneys or Hitsquad) but I'm game for a trade....
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Warrior Monks want to trade???
Posted - 10/2/2003 11:30:20 PM Post a reply to Which team are you?
Which team are you?
I can't tell which team is yours by you name...let me know which team you are and I will have a look-see at you roster and see if I am interested in anyone.
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looking for a QB
Posted - 9/25/2003 10:16:05 PM Post a reply to Kitna for Philly D.
Kitna for Philly D.
It's a deal Mauler Man....
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Trade?
Posted - 9/17/2003 8:15:44 AM Post a reply to Titans?
Titans?
No thanks, I would need more than that to relinguish Staley. He hasn't done much so far but I feel he is due anyday. As long as McNabb can't start playing some damn football again -- he's sucking bad.
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Trade?
Posted - 9/16/2003 10:19:19 PM Post a reply to Trade?
Trade?
Anyone interested in a trade? There are a couple of guys I would like to aquire. If you are interested in a trade let me know. For the record, R. Williams, Brooks, Bulger, Burress, McMichael and Janikowski are not going to be traded. The are locked.
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Watch out Monks! I'm coming for ya!
Posted - 9/11/2003 10:41:03 PM Post a reply to Wup-ass...not the Monks
Wup-ass...not the Monks
The Yetis opened up a can on me already. But, the NY Giants and Daunte C. had a phenomenal week. We monks must bang our heads against the giant buddha until we are forgiven for our lost. It must not happen again -- bad monks, no food for you!!
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