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Estes...
Posted - 12/4/2007 4:17:51 PM Post a reply to Yes that sucks...balls...as Keith would say...
Yes that sucks...balls...as Keith would say...
3rd most points should not equal 3rd worst record...horseshit in the garage if you ask me.
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River City Recorder Reporter????????
Posted - 11/20/2007 3:21:32 PM Post a reply to hoy shit....
hoy shit....
That was probably the funniest thing I have read in years....nice work Will.
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River City Recorder Reporter????????
Posted - 11/18/2007 10:06:02 AM Post a reply to River City Recorder Reporter????????
River City Recorder Reporter????????
WTF...I know I don't post as much as some but good lord....1 freakin' recorder is all we get for the year....that's just piss poor IMO.....maybe we will get lucky and and get another one before the stinkin' playoffs....just my 2 cents.
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Hardest part of naming your team Bandit's Ballers?.......
Posted - 11/1/2007 1:27:20 PM Post a reply to Nice!
Nice!
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Suggestions, anyone?
Posted - 10/29/2007 7:02:26 PM Post a reply to yeah....move out of the hood
yeah....move out of the hood
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Bandits lineup..
Posted - 10/23/2007 9:01:48 AM Post a reply to Did you look that up on your blackberry?
Did you look that up on your blackberry?
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Bandits lineup..
Posted - 10/22/2007 11:54:00 AM Post a reply to Pat is a sore winner.....
Pat is a sore winner.....
he beats me by almost 30 points and still finds a way to complain about it...
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Crawdads are updated
Posted - 10/4/2007 5:39:59 PM Post a reply to Commish...
Commish...
Do you control the YTD point totals and/or the statistics for the league? Would help with some trade bait. Grassy ass!
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Good Game Nelly
Posted - 9/19/2007 2:21:15 PM Post a reply to WTF is going on???
WTF is going on???
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Good Game Nelly
Posted - 9/19/2007 10:16:03 AM Post a reply to Nice Patsy...
Nice Patsy...
I'm sure that took a lot of thought.
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Good Game Nelly
Posted - 9/18/2007 12:18:16 PM Post a reply to Anybody know how/what controls your Football FU?
Anybody know how/what controls your Football FU?
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reminder for scoring errors.....
Posted - 9/12/2007 2:32:54 PM Post a reply to Just from your sister.....
Just from your sister.....
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reminder for scoring errors.....
Posted - 9/12/2007 1:04:31 PM Post a reply to I've got a scoring error to report...
I've got a scoring error to report...
My team didn't score enough F'in points.
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How about a little letter from...
Posted - 9/6/2007 2:35:08 PM Post a reply to well pretty drunk because...
well pretty drunk because...
you first went all in (which you can't do in Gut) and the you checked....then everyone checked and it was a re-deal. Ohhh goodtimes....goodtimes.
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How about a little letter from...
Posted - 9/6/2007 11:48:09 AM Post a reply to I agree...stroking of the weiner dog or not....
I agree...stroking of the weiner dog or not....
We are WAAAYYY past due for an updated RCFL recorder...oh and I'll check
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Estes..welcome back to the league....
Posted - 9/4/2007 4:40:56 PM Post a reply to Goodman...anyone heard from him????
Goodman...anyone heard from him????
Do we know if he even has a computer to update his roster, post shit on the forum or otherwise participate in the league? Or is Glenn doing that for him all year?

Oh, I ahve not changed my team name again but am looking forward to kicking all of your asses!
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Estes..welcome back to the league....
Posted - 8/22/2007 4:26:50 PM Post a reply to Estes..welcome back to the league....
Estes..welcome back to the league....
Nice work missing the draft.....Goodman, nice work from you also....you have only known about the daft for about a year now....should be another great year in RCFL with stellar participation like that..:)

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Neltson....fuck you....
Posted - 8/6/2007 4:21:05 PM Post a reply to Neltson....fuck you....
Neltson....fuck you....
Patsy....fuck you.....Little sister...fuck you. I will be keeping B. Westbrook. Looking forward to seeing all of you fags at the beach.
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congrats, Pat!!
Posted - 12/26/2006 11:48:13 AM Post a reply to Congrats to the smallest penis..
Congrats to the smallest penis..
...I mean biggest Enis....
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That trade is being reviewed by the committee...
Posted - 11/29/2006 11:17:55 AM Post a reply to Committe...what committee?
Committe...what committee?
All of her RB are either hurt or are not starters...she was/is in need of a RB....That gives me or whom ever else leverage on this deal...there have plenty of ther trades in this league that were more questionable than this.
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Just so you all know...
Posted - 11/9/2006 7:57:10 PM Post a reply to Thanks guys....
Thanks guys....
but might want to get my "sign" correct....definatly not a gemini....but I do like Pizza Hut bread sticks.
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Just so you all know...
Posted - 11/9/2006 1:44:02 PM Post a reply to Just so you all know...
Just so you all know...
My name is Steven. I'm a gemini. Some of my favorite things include long walks on the beach, Pizza Hut breadsticks and roller blading backwards in a jazzy, carefree kind of way. Am looking for a companion who shares the same interests.
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Hey Losers...
Posted - 11/1/2006 1:16:05 PM Post a reply to Let's try this again....TO is NOT...
Let's try this again....TO is NOT...
getting credit for the 2pt. conv.
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Hey Losers...
Posted - 11/1/2006 1:15:09 PM Post a reply to TO had a 2 pt. conv...
TO had a 2 pt. conv...
...that he is getting credit for...
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Hey Losers...
Posted - 10/30/2006 6:05:48 PM Post a reply to I am down for whatever....Vegas would be nice...
I am down for whatever....Vegas would be nice...
...they have golf there too...at least that's what I hear. :)
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Hey Everybody.....
Posted - 10/30/2006 9:38:08 AM Post a reply to T. Owens had a 2 point conver....
T. Owens had a 2 point conver....
....that he is not getting credit for...
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Hey eveybody.....
Posted - 10/18/2006 7:57:12 PM Post a reply to so we all agree...Pat has a pussy.
so we all agree...Pat has a pussy.
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my FA crawdad balance is incorrect.....
Posted - 10/11/2006 4:38:20 PM Post a reply to Mine is incorrect asswell....looks like it took the 30 crawdads..
Mine is incorrect asswell....looks like it took the 30 crawdads..
..from my trade with Will like 6 times...please fix so I can do FA...grassy ass!
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Hellsfire does not have access to a computer...
Posted - 10/8/2006 8:45:15 AM Post a reply to Hellsfire does not have access to a computer...
Hellsfire does not have access to a computer...
...he would like to start Brett Favre....
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This board sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted - 9/28/2006 7:57:05 PM Post a reply to The funniest part...
The funniest part...
was that you made us listen to it like 4 times that night....Bitch is back....ahhh, good times...good times...
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Commsish...my score is wrong...
Posted - 9/26/2006 9:09:04 AM Post a reply to Commsish...my score is wrong...
Commsish...my score is wrong...
...Roy Williams had 138 yards and a TD....please update...grassy ass!
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Nice win Stefan....
Posted - 9/19/2006 1:47:22 PM Post a reply to yep...kicker going 0-4 hurts...
yep...kicker going 0-4 hurts...
...nice to finally be on the winning end of a huge game from Manning.
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Sure does look loke the...
Posted - 9/7/2006 11:48:25 AM Post a reply to Bring it on Big Penis
Bring it on Big Penis
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Are we not due for an updated recorder?
Posted - 8/21/2006 10:56:09 PM Post a reply to McGahee
McGahee
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Are we not due for an updated recorder?
Posted - 8/16/2006 1:05:28 PM Post a reply to Are we not due for an updated recorder?
Are we not due for an updated recorder?
We are a week and half away from one the most fun days of the year and we can't get an updated recorder....is the news reporter drunk in a ditch?
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Here we go...
Posted - 8/2/2006 3:04:31 PM Post a reply to I ended up in last place...
I ended up in last place...
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Draft
Posted - 8/2/2006 3:01:46 PM Post a reply to I'm in on Golf.....looking forward to it...
I'm in on Golf.....looking forward to it...
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draft
Posted - 7/20/2006 10:25:34 AM Post a reply to Rudy...once you actually win something.....
Rudy...once you actually win something.....
...come talk to me....until then....keep wondering aimlessly through your 65 mock drafts
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draft
Posted - 6/30/2006 12:56:55 PM Post a reply to late Sunday the 27th????? are you fucking drunk....
late Sunday the 27th????? are you fucking drunk....
There is no weay in hell the people who are actually coming from out of town could do it then. Sat. the 26th at Nelson's house works for us. :)
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WFT...Commish...do I seriously not get to play this week?
Posted - 12/23/2005 1:55:42 PM Post a reply to WFT...Commish...do I seriously not get to play this week?
WFT...Commish...do I seriously not get to play this week?
I mean sure it will not change the out come of the game but it would be nice to field a team for the last time this year???????????
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Commish.....does my team suck so bad...
Posted - 12/20/2005 7:11:02 PM Post a reply to Commish.....does my team suck so bad...
Commish.....does my team suck so bad...
that I don't even get to play this week.....if so I can't say that I blame you
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Commish....do i suck sooooooo bad that I don't
Posted - 12/20/2005 7:09:49 PM Post a reply to Commish....do i suck sooooooo bad that I don't
Commish....do i suck sooooooo bad that I don't
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Searching for fumbles, interceptions, jockstraps etc....
Posted - 12/19/2005 6:22:45 PM Post a reply to I'm pretty sure that I own Nelson and
I'm pretty sure that I own Nelson and "Ol Rudy tuttie fresh and fruity......
some cash
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That's it
Posted - 12/15/2005 6:22:04 PM Post a reply to Now THAT is some funny shit...I think I pissed my pants
Now THAT is some funny shit...I think I pissed my pants
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Yo' Ronnie Halo....
Posted - 11/10/2005 6:49:28 PM Post a reply to Yo' Ronnie Halo....
Yo' Ronnie Halo....
where's an updated column in the recorder....we are way past being due for a new entry...
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I dont understand how it is a bad trade...
Posted - 11/10/2005 1:01:02 PM Post a reply to Little Enis.....
Little Enis.....
Suck BIG PENIS!!!!!!!!!!
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We have a trade....
Posted - 11/9/2005 3:12:15 PM Post a reply to WTF...12 fucking FA points....
WTF...12 fucking FA points....
this is exactly why we need the owners to have some sort of veto power with trades...
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Just to clarify right now...
Posted - 11/7/2005 7:35:37 PM Post a reply to per commish at the cocktail party...
per commish at the cocktail party...
top two from each division...
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Little Buddy.....
Posted - 11/7/2005 5:47:56 PM Post a reply to Little Buddy.....
Little Buddy.....
here's hoping all you get from you TE is a nice fumble or 2...
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"Ley me give you my 5-point plan Rat." -- Dimone
Posted - 10/23/2005 10:21:28 AM Post a reply to Patsy...yes, that is very funny...but it wasn't me...
Patsy...yes, that is very funny...but it wasn't me...
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Not meaning to pour salt on wound (non-hatchet)...
Posted - 10/17/2005 9:28:58 AM Post a reply to Not meaning to pour salt on wound (non-hatchet)...
Not meaning to pour salt on wound (non-hatchet)...
but Tampa Bay's Defense scored a TD on a fumble return...I beleive it was will Allen that returned it...thanks!
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Name change.....
Posted - 10/14/2005 5:59:53 PM Post a reply to now I might change name to...
now I might change name to...
Bandit's Fury Ballers
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Name change.....
Posted - 10/13/2005 5:47:03 PM Post a reply to Name change.....
Name change.....
Team ownership has meet and decided to change the Nashville Fury name to.....Bandit's Ballers
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I only got 2 points for one of my FG's
Posted - 10/11/2005 10:31:59 AM Post a reply to Are we not more than 3 points anymore for FG...
Are we not more than 3 points anymore for FG...
over 40....and 5 for FG over 50 and 6 for FG overr 60?
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I only got 2 points for one of my FG's
Posted - 10/11/2005 10:30:52 AM Post a reply to Are we not getting more than 3 points.....
Are we not getting more than 3 points.....
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Hey Bandit...
Posted - 9/29/2005 5:41:51 PM Post a reply to I can't keep a fucking WR heathly!!!!
I can't keep a fucking WR heathly!!!!
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Suggestion...
Posted - 9/29/2005 5:04:09 PM Post a reply to My take...
My take...
Give him his choice of two players available currently in the FA pool....charge him what he bid last night...not fair for him to get players without paying....dumb arse...
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hey Commish....
Posted - 9/26/2005 9:43:00 AM Post a reply to hey Commish....
hey Commish....
Has Keith changed the scoring for FG and Def? From what I can tell he has not. Not that it would have matter in any of my three horrid losses, but it might down the rizzoad. Thanks! Already planning who I am picking on the turn in next years draft.
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For the love of God...
Posted - 9/26/2005 9:37:00 AM Post a reply to Hey Pat....
Hey Pat....
We play each other this week.....that means one of us HAS to win....of cource that also means one of us will be 0-4...maqy be the worst start in RCFL history....not sure even Estes was that bad...
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I personally like the system the way it is too.....
Posted - 9/15/2005 4:34:28 PM Post a reply to Chime chime little buddy....
Chime chime little buddy....
I am ok with the way the scale is now and the fact as you and Will state that it is more representative of a players real value to the game...the only thing I don't like is the break points for increased points....like if the current systems says that from 77-92 yards a running back 4 points....why not just round it 75-90 yards gets you four points..that way your not changing the vaule of RB, WR or QB...I hate the odd yardage as the break points...WTF is the differnce between 75-90 getting you 4 points and 77-92 getting you 4 points...except that fact that it is easier to remember the break points...I hope this rambling make sense to someone other than me..
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Has there been any more thought on 1 point for every 10 yards rushing and receiving?
Posted - 9/15/2005 12:13:04 PM Post a reply to I agree....
I agree....
I say a none answer is as good as a yes....if others didn't want it changed then I would think they would have posted a no...
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field goals and sacks got changed...
Posted - 9/10/2005 11:10:22 AM Post a reply to I say change the yards....but I was one of the 2
I say change the yards....but I was one of the 2
that originally wanted too....just think it makes it easier to score the game while watching...just my two cents
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If all you have to do is email Keith, then I vote to change it to 1 point for every 10 yards
Posted - 9/4/2005 12:40:17 PM Post a reply to I agree ass well...
I agree ass well...
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I can tell you right now that Tennessee Steve won't take the first pick
Posted - 8/9/2005 7:42:49 PM Post a reply to I will be taking the.....
I will be taking the.....
3rd pick....can we get this posting crap fixed? How the fuck do I post a new thread without replying to an exsiting post.....why did change....me no rikey change....
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Why is it such a bitch to post a message now? Speaking of bitches...
Posted - 8/3/2005 8:10:56 PM Post a reply to have not decided yet buddy
have not decided yet buddy
.
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Lets declare fp by Aug. 5th
Posted - 8/3/2005 11:39:59 AM Post a reply to Mine will be.....
Mine will be.....
McGahee
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Congrats to the Furry
Posted - 1/3/2005 10:37:38 AM Post a reply to Thanks Patsy...
Thanks Patsy...
Great Season to all...can't wait until the draft party...hope everyone had a great New Year...
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Everybody just needs to simma' down now.
Posted - 12/8/2004 7:14:16 PM Post a reply to UMMMM...Salty Balls
UMMMM...Salty Balls
Hey Pat, why do you get the mountain mirror? I thought you lived in Mississippi.
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When did the Fury get Willis McGahee?
Posted - 11/29/2004 3:51:01 PM Post a reply to It was like 4-6 weeks ago....
It was like 4-6 weeks ago....
We did it through the Trade offers via the wesite....it involved 4 players total if I remember correctly...guess I should have started him, uh.
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Very disappointed.....
Posted - 11/23/2004 4:18:39 PM Post a reply to Very disappointed.....
Very disappointed.....
in the fact that there has been only one update on the River City Recorder....where the fuck has that reporter been all f'n season?
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Franchise Players
Posted - 8/21/2004 6:43:12 PM Post a reply to Fran. Player....T. Henry
Fran. Player....T. Henry
Franchise Player: Priest Holmes
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My thoughts
Posted - 7/28/2004 5:35:24 PM Post a reply to FUCK YOU RICKY
FUCK YOU RICKY
I hope he gets ass raped in Asia....stupid fuck
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Hey Pat...
Posted - 1/16/2004 5:00:23 PM Post a reply to Man, I love the taste of salty balls......
Man, I love the taste of salty balls......
in my mouth....ummmm good!
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Hey Pat...
Posted - 12/19/2003 3:04:58 PM Post a reply to UMMM....that sounds good
UMMM....that sounds good
After I get through with Ricky you'll be next....I always love a good facial
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Hey Pat...
Posted - 12/19/2003 12:17:47 PM Post a reply to Hey Pat...
Hey Pat...
I've got some Holiday balls you can suck on!
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No pie for me...
Posted - 12/15/2003 2:39:03 PM Post a reply to Congrats Nelvis....
Congrats Nelvis....
Well, baring some sort-of miracle....I have lost again in the first round of the playoffss...and once again have to deal with the curse of the best record....good luck to all still alive...Nelvis good luck to you asswell...note to Estes...we need a better showing from you next year...this year was flat out terrible...ever heard of a trade or something called Free Agency...oh well, can't wait until next years draft party....
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can we get rid of the f'in tree.....WTF?
Posted - 11/20/2003 6:38:51 PM Post a reply to can we get rid of the f'in tree.....WTF?
can we get rid of the f'in tree.....WTF?
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trade
Posted - 11/19/2003 1:45:47 PM Post a reply to trade
trade
Fury trade Mcnair, Streets and Staley to Albatross for Favre, Martin and Mason
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Last year......
Posted - 11/18/2003 6:37:32 PM Post a reply to The Ol'reach around...now that's funny
The Ol'reach around...now that's funny
....was an incredible finish, I think there were 7 teams last year that were playoff contenders with 2 games to play. This year it looks like there are 6. I think 9 W's gets in and b/c of the tie.... 8 might go. I know I personally have 3 tough contests coming up. What a great season!!

(Early vote for comeback team of the year...... Piglets.... what a turn-around....almost as nice as the reach-around you gave Pat the night before his wedding)
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Damn you piggies!
Posted - 11/13/2003 10:57:13 AM Post a reply to Damn you piggies!
Damn you piggies!
Every motherf'in FA I go after you do asswell...and always seen to bid 1 or 2 points higher....this week a freakin' kicker ta boot...unbelievable
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Trade...trade
Posted - 11/12/2003 3:50:10 PM Post a reply to Trade...trade
Trade...trade
Fury trade Marcel Shipp to the Wounds for Chad Johnson......
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Proof that Estes is Alive
Posted - 11/6/2003 8:12:29 PM Post a reply to Very good to know!!
Very good to know!!
A minor trade today between the AssKickers and WarPigs. The WarPigs trade Patrick Ramsey and Charlie Garner to the AssKickers for Tiki Barber.
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Ha Ha Ha
Posted - 10/24/2003 4:40:04 PM Post a reply to HA HA HA
HA HA HA
that shit is funny
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Let's all wish Will.....
Posted - 10/24/2003 2:20:52 PM Post a reply to Happy B-day to ol'WB
Happy B-day to ol'WB
Glad to see you finally benched McNabb. But I feel he is going to have a big game in week 10.
Little Buddy- My sentiments exactly. Huge games this weekend!!!

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Damn Good!!!
Posted - 9/23/2003 12:23:17 PM Post a reply to ah, yeah man Thanks!
ah, yeah man Thanks!
Hey Bandit... Those were some DAMN good wings you made the other day. Keep up the good work. Let's go America!!!!!!!!!!
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Wounds suck cock for money!!! I predict 0-14.
Posted - 8/28/2003 5:24:21 PM Post a reply to where is the schedule?
where is the schedule?
Week one offers up some pretty interesting match-ups including a rematch of last years super bowl. Good luck piglets!
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Wounds suck
Posted - 8/27/2003 6:09:04 PM Post a reply to Wounds suck
Wounds suck
Bring it on bitches..You two suck ass!!!I hope you lose..
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Another League
Posted - 8/20/2003 11:23:43 AM Post a reply to Another League
Another League
My brother wants to start a league here and use the Ragnarok software. What is the best way he needs to go about setting this up? Does he need to get in touch with Keith? Rudy, how did you set up your other league? Thanks, Steven
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What the F' is cowbell fever?
Posted - 8/19/2003 1:40:35 PM Post a reply to What the F' is cowbell fever?
What the F' is cowbell fever?
I first emailed keith through the contact menu telling hoim what I wanted to do because the site wasn't set up completely at that time, but I think it is ready for that now. I then told him how many teams we would have and came up with the name and a password. It's very helpfull to have the other players' email adresses first because it will prompt you to put them in to receive an invitation to join the league. Once everyone has entered their personal info and team info, you are ready for the draft. Ive been in contact w/ keith regarding rules, scoring and other s' since the start. He has been very helpful and doesn't mind getting many emails from me. The site is very user friendly, he shouldn't have too much trouble.
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Franchise Players
Posted - 7/28/2003 9:42:20 AM Post a reply to Widows Fran. Player
Widows Fran. Player
The Black Widows will keep Duece McAllister as their Franchise PLayer
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McNabb is the man!!
Posted - 7/21/2003 1:27:10 PM Post a reply to Franchise Playa'
Franchise Playa'
Ricky "diving dolphin" Williams
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Nice game Commish
Posted - 12/17/2002 12:32:11 PM Post a reply to Congrats and thanks
Congrats and thanks
Congrats to Albatross and the L'Piggies. It is nice to see the best two teams playing for all the marbles. Good luck to both. Thanks Rody for a job well done. Can't wait till the Draft party! Should I throw the my last game for draft position...oh shit did I say that out loud. Not that it would matter. Oh well good luck to all. Hope to see everyone over the holidays.

SF
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EMMITT ROCKS......WALTER SUCKS (R.I.P.)
Posted - 11/1/2002 10:27:52 AM Post a reply to EMMITT ROCKS......WALTER SUCKS (R.I.P.)
EMMITT ROCKS......WALTER SUCKS (R.I.P.)
Priest Holmes as your kicker!!!!! nice one...
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Ballsacks ....WOUNDS
Posted - 10/28/2002 5:12:47 PM Post a reply to Rody v. Rudy
Rody v. Rudy
Rudy eats pieces of shit for breakfast!!
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