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River City Recorder Reporter???????? |
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Ballers
Scout
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Posted - 11/18/2007 10:06:02 AM |
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River City Recorder Reporter????????
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| WTF...I know I don't post as much as some but good lord....1 freakin' recorder is all we get for the year....that's just piss poor IMO.....maybe we will get lucky and and get another one before the stinkin' playoffs....just my 2 cents. |
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Big Enis
General Manager
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Posted - 11/18/2007 12:34:11 PM |
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I agree!!!!!
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| Piss poor commish.Piss Poor!!! |
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Albatross
Head Coach
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Posted - 11/20/2007 10:02:42 AM |
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Hey Will...
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| We are both 7-4 and could see each other down the road. If so, I'll beat that ass again!!! |
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Albatross
Head Coach
253 posts
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Posted - 11/20/2007 12:09:00 PM |
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I guess it goes without saying....
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| ...That the gloves are now off and nothing is off limits. Pat, you wanna take it to the next level?? Well, Giddee up big boy. |
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Big Enis
General Manager
358 posts
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Posted - 11/20/2007 12:19:48 PM |
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what????
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| It wasn't me. |
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Big Enis
General Manager
358 posts
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Posted - 11/20/2007 2:26:10 PM |
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oh the gloves have been off since week one...
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| I know I got you all hot and bothered with that recorder but it was well deserved. I know that you will call Will and try to write something funny..You are probably doing that right now as i type. Well let me just say this. Why dont you come up with something original instead of conversing with Will to try and get me back. It's not hard I promise. You know ...say sometging like I am a gay dog fucker or something like that. You can do it!!! |
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HellsFire
General Manager
339 posts
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Posted - 11/20/2007 3:08:37 PM |
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FYI......that wasn't a collaborative effort
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I'm an innocent bystander. I would have said something more along the lines of......
Area Man Detained for Fucking Sandwich -ap
Chattanooga native Pat Silberman was arrested and charged with 2 counts of Lewd and Lascivious conduct for alledgedly fornicating with an Arbee's Beef n' Cheddar this Thanksgiving weekend at the Northgate Mall parking lot. At 1:35 pm, an anonymous mall patron reported to security that "there was a man in the parking lot fucking a roast beef sandwich". When the guard went to investigate he found the report to be "totally accurate". The arresting officer stood outside the passenger window of Silberman's Yukon for 5 minutes unable to get his attention. According police, he was "absolutely wearing out that poor sandwich. There was processed cheese and what I pray to god was Horsey sauce everywhere. His music was cranked up so loud the speakers were crackling". The fire department was called and arrived on scene at 1:57 pm. After tearing off the door with the Jaws of Life, Silberman was pulled from the car and wrestled to the ground.
At an arraignment hearing that afternoon, Silberman plead No Contest to both charges stating he was "sorry for the inconvenience" and asked if "there was anyway we could keep all this on the serious DL?". After the laughter in the court room died down, Judge Allen Edgar sentenced Silberman to 100 hours community service and he is banned from Northgate for life.
Silberman is now reportedly giving motivational speeches at area middle schools and churches entitled "Don't jack off in public, OK? I did and got caught. Huge embarressment. If all else fails and you just absolutely have to beat off in public, for gods sake dont use a sandwich. It really just makes matters worse." |
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Big Enis
General Manager
358 posts
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Posted - 11/20/2007 3:21:30 PM |
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I am available for motivational speeches..
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| All that I require is a corndog and a french tickler. |
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Ballers
Scout
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Posted - 11/20/2007 3:21:32 PM |
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hoy shit....
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| That was probably the funniest thing I have read in years....nice work Will. |
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Albatross
Head Coach
253 posts
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Posted - 11/20/2007 4:03:55 PM |
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That's what I'm talkin' about!!!
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| It's funny because it's true. |
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