These badges are unlocked through various feats, including:
Forum posts, postit notes sent, polls created, Community activity, championships won, YTD points winner, nicknames, cowbell fever, seasons played, newspaper stories written, news ticker headlines created,
trades made, gallery images submitted, Survivor Pool participation, and more...
Basically, be active and kick ass, and you can unlock some pretty cool super powers on the website.
Homer Postit Pad
Make the pie higher
X-Ray Vision
Hmm, what does the grapevine say?
Post Pad of Doom
Who needs an Ace of Spades, anyways?
Kick Me
Kick me while I'm down
Trophy Set
Crown Yourself
Black Set
Man, you're straight out of a comic book (full description when you unlock yours)
Super Cool Pool I
Grab something super cool. (full description when you unlock yours)
Super Cool Pool II
Grab something super cool. (full description when you unlock yours)
Super Cool Pool III
Grab something super cool.
Arrogant
Know Everything? (full description when you unlock yours)
Voltron
Combine Collector badges to unlock Rares.
Beetlejuice
Trade Master
Wheeler and Dealer.
Cruise Director
Where's Julie McCoy?
Legatron
Own a particular player, get a special postit pad. (full description when you unlock yours)
Megatron
Own a particular player, get a special postit pad.
Black Unicorn
Own a particular player, get a special postit pad. (full description when you unlock yours)
Uncle Rico
Dynamite
Duke Sucks
Duke Sucks
Tebow Saves
Own a particular player, get a special postit pad.
Muscle Hamster
Own a particular player, get a special postit pad. (full description when you unlock yours)
Fitzmagic
Paste Taster
Yum
Paste Connoisseur
You can savor the bouqet
Taste the Paste
Number 1 recommended by dentists.
Heavy Metal
Call it Heavy Metal
Postit Color Pak
Leave your mark in style.
Easter Egger
Hippity Hoppity
Emoticons
Expansion (full description when you unlock yours)
Emoticons - Foodie
Yummm
Emoticons III
Expansion
Emoticons - Alien
Aliens (full description when you unlock yours)
Emoticons - Master of Disaster
BAM!
Asian
Love you long time
Emoticons - Animated
Jiggly (full description when you unlock yours)
Emoticons - Champion
Championship! (full description when you unlock yours)
Emoticons - Christmas
Jingle
Emoticons - Halloween
Spooky
Emoticons - Thanksgiving
Thankful
Chatter - Level 2
Level II
Chatter - Level 3
Level III
Chatter - Level 4
Level IV
Chatter - Level 5
Level V (full description when you unlock yours)
420
Tokes
420
Tokes
Chicken Pot Pie
Tokes
Super Cool Pool
These are very powerful badges that open up some unique effects throughout the website.
They are so powerful that no user is able to own all Super Cool badges at one time.
Self Defined
Title yourself.
Sound Blaster
Musical greeting cards, anyone?
Litterbug
Public billboards are fun!
Unique Postit
Stylin' calling cards.
Choose one from any of these unique postit pads
Once selected, YOU WILL BE THE ONLY OWNER OF THIS POSTIT PAD ON THE ENTIRE WEBSITE.
Faded postit pads indicate it is already taken by another user.
You can also request a custom postit pad to be created just for you.