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phattyDat
Tape Junkie
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Posted - 9/1/2022 6:13:11 PM |
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New Guy
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| What's the performance gonna be?! No way you can beat my backstreet boys - I want it that way. |
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Posted - 9/1/2022 6:48:57 PM |
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Alex: time to step up to the plate!
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Alex,
Sorry I'm late to the welcoming party, but as we enter the predraft homestretch (otherwise known as the longest days of the year), I wanted to let you know of a proud and longstanding Ragnarok tradition: the newb/rookie song and/or interpretive dance performance.
We've all had to do it. I recall my own performance of "Kung-Fu Fighting" back in 2004 which brought the house down (literally--I attempted a flying kick midway through and inadvertently knocked over one of Keith's bookcases).
I won't divulge anyone else's similar embarrassments at this time--suffice to say we've heard everything from rap to country to heavy metal, R&B, and even a cultural folksong; we've seen everything from wigs, leather pants, and sequins to feather boas, ten gallon hats, and even a lifesized cardboard cutout of WWE legend Randy "Macho Man" Savage.
Once you've added your own rendition to our pantheon of performance art, you'll be hailed as a true Ragnarokian (though one who has to fight and claw his way out of the Hel Division). Just as importantly, you'll then be able to view everyone else's brave performances--there's really nothing quite like it.
On behalf of the greatest league of all-time, I know I speak for everyone when I say that we can't wait to see what you come up with.
Most Sincerely,
Sean (Owner, Koo Dynasty) |
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Posted - 9/1/2022 6:49:51 PM |
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I was thinking that same thing this morning
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| What makes our league the best is all the traditions and the memories that we all have from them. I gotta say Dat that your performance was really memorable, but my version of “kiss” by Prince is tops! Good Luck Alex!! Dress to impress!! |
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Posted - 9/1/2022 7:06:08 PM |
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I don't think anyone had an Iphone yet my rookie year
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| Even though I don't sing very well, I still wish someone had recorded my version of Sundown by (Stu) Gordon Lightfoot. |
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Posted - 9/1/2022 9:06:32 PM |
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Good God! 1998!
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IYKYK. I sang People Are Strange by The Doors. But I kept antagonizing Ron (Carboro Dreamcrushers) by singing/JM Dancing in "his bubble." He got really pissed off - as he usually would! And we ended up wrestling in the living room. I still think I had him, but he'd wrestle anyone about anything and would never tap out (just wear you out). But I did get to the end of the song.
Unless you are a strong singer, Alex, my advice is belting a song that sounds good even off key.
Football!
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Mushmouth
Scout
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Posted - 9/1/2022 9:19:58 PM |
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Hmmmmm.....
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| I mean we have some good traditions in my other league. Loser gets a different nutsack trophy every year and pied in the face by the previous winner at the last draft. Never been a big performer though. I'll have to come up with something fun. I think I got a few ideas... |
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