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Aebleskiver
Head Coach
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Posted - 8/15/2014 4:18:23 AM |
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Honored
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I feel like I'm stepping upon hallowed ground or maybe tiptoeing. I wanted to thank you all for allowing me into this amazing league. Over the years I've peaked (spied) in on this Ragnarok league as Keith has always talked it up as the gold standard. The level of commitment, camaraderie and entertainment is obvious from the forum posts alone. I will do my utmost to match that commitment and maybe even "then some" on you all. Can't wait and my FP and Rook are set.
FYI In keeping with the Ragnarok theme I named my team Rattus Norvegicus as the greatest lasting legacy of the Vikings, for long after the day of Ragnarok when all the Vikings are comfy in Valhalla the Norwegian Rat - whom the Vikings brought with them everywhere they sailed - will rule the world. As will my team. |
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Coach Cowher Tomlin
Ninjachef
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Posted - 8/15/2014 8:00:11 AM |
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Welcome Noble Rat!
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| Keith has spoken very highly of you for quite some time. I can't wait to meet you at the Draft. Oh and since you are new to the League, I'll offer a nugget of wisdom free of charge: Go TE in Round 1. Good luck! |
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Posted - 8/15/2014 8:32:05 AM |
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Get Ready!
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| Happy to join. I'll be selecting a kicker with my first and second round selections. It's the team of destiny. |
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Posted - 8/15/2014 12:59:21 PM |
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Welcome No0bs
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| Good news! we eliminated physical hazing 6 years ago, so there will not be any uncomfortable pain to experience after the draft ( besides looking at your pitiful rosters Sunday morning). I am glad to inform you that emotional hazing is alive and well, giving you the full experience of "who we are". I understand that only one of you will be in actual attendance. By rule, you will have to drink for both No0bs, with every vomit you commit inducing a 10 mega buck penalty. And finally, eat a bag of dicks. I know, it sounds harsh, but you will get used to it. Blast |
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Posted - 8/15/2014 3:06:02 PM |
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Shady McCoy to return as Dynasty Franchise Player
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(AP) LeSean "Shady" McCoy, stud running back, humanitarian, and (most importantly) cornerstone of the proud, 4-time champion Koo Dynasty, will return to the team for a 5th consecutive season.
"It was an easy choice," McCoy said via a statement prepared by his agent, Silky P. Jackson, "come back to a franchise I've helped win 2 Ragnarok Championships in 4 seasons or risk being drafted by 11 incompetent ingrates and having my career flushed down the shitter? I mean, what would YOU do?"
Terms of the new deal were not disclosed. |
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Posted - 8/15/2014 5:05:20 PM |
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Shady McCoy
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| He's really GOOD! |
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Posted - 8/15/2014 10:22:21 PM |
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Welcome noobs
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I won't deny that I'm sad about all that's transpired in the last couple of weeks. If none of it had happened, I would've been quite happy to get the old gang back together again. But it did transpire, there's no going back on that. At the same time, I'm very excited to have Scott in the league, and from what Keith says, Justin's great. So welcome, noobs. You've got some big shoes to fill, but I'm glad you'll be the ones trying.
I'll be keeping Megatron. |
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Posted - 8/15/2014 10:25:18 PM |
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Orange Julius? Zac Stacy??
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| nope, i'm sticking with Josh Gordon as my franchise player. |
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