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    Does anyone remember the Administrator of Custodial Services at LMS

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    Warpigs


    Head Coach

    214 posts
    Posted - 12/16/2005 12:20:50 PM
    Does anyone remember the Administrator of Custodial Services at LMS
    Mr. Cox? That guy that would dry hump those little kiddie urinals in the boys bathroom down next to the art room. The only time he would go in there was with Bailey and I for one thougt his arm tattoo of Pat's head on a unicorns body was a little weird.
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    Albatross

    Head Coach

    253 posts
    Posted - 12/16/2005 1:20:26 PM
    I wasn't going to go there, but...
    ...I believe the year was 1982, we were in the third grade. I had just gotten a serious spanking from Mr. Lane for showing Mrs. Hartrumpf my chicken heart. I decided to head down to the lunchroom for a rectangular piece of pizza and some chocalate milk. As I turned the corner to walk in, I heard some comotion coming from the music classroom. What I saw still keeps me up at night. Pat, who I believe was 14 at the time, was on his hands and knees with Mr. Welch's balls completely in his mouth. As if that wasn't enough, Ms. Geer was fucking Pat in the ass with a strap on and Will was bent over the desk getting his salad tossed by Mrs. McFadden. Lester Littell and Chris Balthrop calmly masturbated in the corner. Yikes!!!!! That memory will stay with me forever.
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    BIG ENIS


    General Manager

    358 posts
    Posted - 12/16/2005 2:30:57 PM
    You had to bring Mr.Welch into the mix didn't you...
    That is still a very sensative subject for me..please don't bring his name up again. Another memory that comes to mind is once again a ride home with Rick Dockery. As you all know, we stopped off at the pharmacy and got the hook up from Mr. Robinson. The next thing I know I'm standing on the street corner waving at cars with Creyton, Peyton,Lee, and Lou, Michael Willingham was there also.
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    Warriors

    Head Coach

    272 posts
    Posted - 12/16/2005 4:03:34 PM
    Does anyone remember Bucky Maynard?


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    Warriors

    Head Coach

    272 posts
    Posted - 12/16/2005 4:04:10 PM
    I hear ...
    ...he's doing time for murder.
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    HellsFire


    General Manager

    339 posts
    Posted - 12/16/2005 5:44:32 PM
    good god, I'm away from the computer.....
    for a couple of hours and next thing I know there are allegations of me being the subject of groundskeeper Coxes janitorial pedophelic love and getting my assholed licked by Mrs.MacFadden. How many thousands of puddles of vomit and blown mud did that guy sprinkle those cedar shavings on before skooping it into a dust pan?? Holy shit. I for one think this is getting out of hand and frankly very innapropriate. By the way, Mrs.Chipley has a 9 inch cock. I heard her/him bragging about it to Beverly Lane who was sucking down her 50th Jungle Juice of the day. Speaking of Beverly Lane, I heard from Nelson that she had the wildest, hairiest, most un-kempt bush he had ever seen. And that guy has seen some tangly jungle bush in his day.
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    Warpigs


    Head Coach

    214 posts
    Posted - 12/16/2005 7:52:32 PM
    It's funny because its true
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    Albatross

    Head Coach

    253 posts
    Posted - 12/16/2005 8:34:08 PM
    Did Will's post really just say....
    ...."I think this is very inappropriate. By the way, Mrs. Chipley has a nine inch cock?" Now THAT is some funny shit!!
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    Warpigs


    Head Coach

    214 posts
    Posted - 12/17/2005 12:29:59 AM
    Hilarious
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