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Countdown to the end of Eric's bachelorhood |
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Head of Scouting
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Posted - 8/9/2022 6:21:07 PM |
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Countdown to the end of Eric's bachelorhood
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| For those who don't know Eric is loosing his manhood and his freedom. On Friday, his long time girlfriend Sara is moving in. With three days left, Eric is celebrating today by sitting in all the furniture without pants. |
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Mushmouth
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Posted - 8/9/2022 7:27:34 PM |
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A thought...
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| Maybe also sit around bare assed on furniture when she moves in? Also a good way to celebrate |
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Head of Scouting
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Posted - 8/10/2022 5:01:18 PM |
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Pants
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| With only two days left of Eric’s freedom. Eric is celebrating by watching a kung-fu movie marathon. Starting with Drunken Master and ending with an emotional reenactment of Seven Samurai, with Eric playing all seven lead roles. Again with no pants or gi. |
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Coach Cowher Tomlin
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Posted - 8/10/2022 5:24:01 PM |
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Eric
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| Once she moves in, be sure to always leave the toilet seat up and to drink milk directly from the container. Chicks dig that! |
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Posted - 8/10/2022 6:22:23 PM |
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Congratulations Eric!
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| That's really awesome news, man! It's a big change, but a good one. I'm very tempted to make an off-color '20 years of sucking' joke here, but mostly I'm just happy for you and wish you the best. And I'm definitely watching Drunken Master in your honor. What a movie! |
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Posted - 8/10/2022 8:39:06 PM |
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SO Happy for you!
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I got nuthin snarky. I think it's great! And if she's worth her salt, she will lay around neked with ya!
Football! |
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Posted - 8/11/2022 12:25:06 PM |
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Nine years of sucking are over!
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| I have spent the last nine years peeing on the seat every time she leaves it down. I finally feel I have her trained. Thanks for all the “ well wishes”, she will need them. |
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Head of Scouting
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Posted - 8/11/2022 5:18:05 PM |
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On the last day of Eric's independence
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For the last time Eric will attempt to eat, sleep, walk, stand, and sit without being told he is doing it wrong. Enjoy your last day.
Congratulations! and I hope you will enjoy all the things that sharing your lives together will bring. Even small things can become more fulfilling than when they are done alone. Most importantly, perhaps Sara can turn your fantasy team around. |
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Posted - 8/11/2022 5:27:17 PM |
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Happy for you Eric!!
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| Especially since Sara will be living with you week one. When I BLAST your team into tiny little pieces, you will have someone in house to comfort you. Enjoy! |
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Posted - 8/11/2022 8:56:56 PM |
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Congrats Eric
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| Will she be helping you out at all for the draft? If not with making your picks, maybe she knows how to keep the Vikings logo from falling off the wall. |
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Coach Cowher Tomlin
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Posted - 8/12/2022 5:26:59 AM |
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There's an old saying
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| There is someone out there for everyone. If this rag-tag group of nerds, geeks and misfits known as Ragnarok aren't proof of that, then I'll be a mouse's cousin! All my best to Sara and Eric. Cherish every moment ya get to have together. |
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Posted - 8/14/2022 4:38:54 PM |
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Congrats Eric
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| Wish I could move in with my girlfriend. |
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