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Posted - 12/12/2003 3:59:39 PM |
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Breaking the Silence
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I was going to write and congragulate everyone on a season well played, and wish all good luck in the playoffs. Instead i've decided to address each of you individually.
First to the Asssplitters(since I play them first)7-7 is average just like your team, you remind me of the fricking Seahawks. no matter how good they start out or how many points they score they end up .5oo, just like your squad average.
Next to the Vahalla Muffdivers. Two ties, this ain't hockey so quit playing like it is.
Hey Sonoma maybe you should try Grizzles again Pumas are extinct.
Hi Roving rump Rangers, good job winning the softest division in the league. I Know you have the best record, but you should playing the "Charmin" crew all twice.
A big "what's up to the Machipichu Assblasters and the Brady-bitches looks like you ended up where you belong, "together". Hey can I get Shaun B. and Olandis G. back I'll give you Mr. Vick.
Hi Hitbitches, there will be no repeat of the first time we meet in the Championship. You are going down just like the Assbashers are going down. But I like the Assbashers, even though they're running back stealing culls. Hey I just noticed, we have the Assbashers and Assblasters in our league.
Now on to the greatest division in Ragnarok football history, thee "Grant". Hey Burnsville buttplugs. Why the hell are you tainting oru divisions history with cowbitches? Like uncle Dan says, you get what you deserve.
Dreamcrushers; dreams crushed.
And finally to the Frewsburg Assmasters, how the fuck did they make the playoffs????
There is a storm a brewing in Factor land and it's a Cat.5
So merry X-masto all and to all a good night
Peace the "Portland Factor" |
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