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    2016 Ragnarok Gumbo-Off

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    Oleg the Finn


    Headbanger

    3322 posts
    Posted - 8/5/2016 8:53:21 PM
    2016 Ragnarok Gumbo-Off
    Clearly, I make the best gumbo in North Carolina. I'll be bringing a batch of it to the draft weekend and will take on all challengers.
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    Head of Scouting

    Gjallarhorn Master

    529 posts
    Fu: 99.57
    Posted - 8/7/2016 5:50:33 PM
    Finally a FF competition that I may not win,
    That is of course if you exclude golf, corn hole, and well... Fantasy Football.
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    Coach Cowher Tomlin

    Football Freak

    997 posts
    Fu: 100.96
    Posted - 8/8/2016 8:33:49 AM
    Dude seriously?
    Yer from Minnesota. Keep to your strengths and bring moose jerky.
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    Aebleskiver

    Cleats

    259 posts
    Fu: 100.48
    Posted - 8/8/2016 3:46:32 PM
    What day are you planning for the Gumbo Off?
    I might have to kick your ass.
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    Oleg the Finn


    Headbanger

    3322 posts
    Fu: 124.22
    Posted - 8/9/2016 6:29:39 AM
    Friday Friday Friday
    Note: I'll be competing in the "sadness and cruelty free" category. And it'll definitely be the "reheat" approach because I'll be cooking it on Wednesday.
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    Capt. Blast


    Blaster

    994 posts
    Fu: 99.73
    Posted - 8/9/2016 6:57:09 AM
    Also know as
    Non-traditional. I might bring my gumbo learned from Bill Smith. If I do, I will be competing in the "Chock full of sausage" Category. Just a re-heat though as I will definitely be playing golf on Saturday, like regular people do on weekends when they have no responsibility
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    Coach Cowher Tomlin

    Football Freak

    997 posts
    Fu: 100.96
    Posted - 8/9/2016 8:48:11 AM
    My gumbo category
    Proudly known as the "Whatever the fuck I find in the Freezer" group. And yes I have cruelly frozen a whole lot of sadness in there. Cold bitter tears.
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    Dr. Mayhem


    Theremin Player

    650 posts
    Fu: 99.66
    Posted - 8/9/2016 9:58:01 AM
    I guess that leaves me with just one option for this competition
    I volunteer to be a judge.

    I may or may not be impartial (I haven't decided yet). Bribes are definitely welcomed and encouraged.
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    Aebleskiver

    Cleats

    259 posts
    Fu: 100.48
    Posted - 8/9/2016 3:25:13 PM
    Pretty sure "sadness and cruelty free" means...
    ...a happy little duck named Gumbo that I strangled with my own two hands. I will be sadly and cruelly killing some crabs among other things.
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    Alicia

    Scout

    98 posts
    Fu: 91.96
    Posted - 8/9/2016 9:20:17 PM
    Hey Stu!
    *Slips him a Golden Legend in Hearthstone*
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    Coach Cowher Tomlin

    Football Freak

    997 posts
    Fu: 100.96
    Posted - 8/9/2016 9:24:20 PM
    The "reheat" category
    Ok this just shows how little some folks know about gumbo. Rule number one is you never serve gumbo the day it is made. Tsk tsk, my brothers.
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    Aebleskiver

    Cleats

    259 posts
    Fu: 100.48
    Posted - 8/10/2016 5:35:40 AM
    Not true my furry friend.
    But I'm sure your possum and nutria gumbo probably does get better with age.
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    Oleg the Finn


    Headbanger

    3322 posts
    Fu: 124.22
    Posted - 8/25/2016 11:53:45 AM
    i'm bringing an alcohol filled homegrown watermelon for the tiki bar
    anyone have a time tested recipe for what to fill it with?
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    Syndrome


    Syndramanator

    1308 posts
    Fu: 101.10
    Posted - 8/25/2016 7:24:08 PM
    Grain
    Alcohol. But geezus.
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    Oleg the Finn


    Headbanger

    3322 posts
    Fu: 124.22
    Posted - 8/28/2016 6:18:09 PM
    who is bringing gumbo, and who is judging?
    the 2016 Ragnarok Gumbo-off starts at 9pm on Friday.

    ** We need to know who is competing and who judging! **

    i will be bring a rice maker and a ton of organic white rice.

    please note:
    1) THIS IS A BLIND JUDGING. seriously, the gumbo will be anonymously numbered and all contestants need to keep their identity secret. if you don't, then you suck Joe's bag of dicks.

    2) if you are participating, DO NOT REVEAL YOUR INGREDIENTS. if you do this amateur move, you'll reveal yourself and violate #1. for the record: i've already changed my ingredients.

    3) if you are judging, please be fair and reveal your bribary requirements.

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    Capt. Blast


    Blaster

    994 posts
    Fu: 99.73
    Posted - 8/28/2016 7:21:35 PM
    Judging
    Good rum
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    Dr. Mayhem


    Theremin Player

    650 posts
    Fu: 99.66
    Posted - 8/28/2016 8:01:47 PM
    Would this be in that category?
    http://imageshack.com/a/img540/6571/fHdxFu.jpg
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    Capt. Blast


    Blaster

    994 posts
    Fu: 99.73
    Posted - 8/28/2016 9:10:18 PM
    Oh boy
    Good for something, I am not sure it is drinking however. I will investigate.
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    Syndrome


    Syndramanator

    1308 posts
    Fu: 101.10
    Posted - 8/28/2016 10:47:21 PM
    Total, official
    Gumbo Judge. Blindfolded or not.
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    Aebleskiver

    Cleats

    259 posts
    Fu: 100.48
    Posted - 8/29/2016 5:34:26 AM
    Competitor
    Been shooting squirrels and saving up.
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    Capt. Blast


    Blaster

    994 posts
    Fu: 99.73
    Posted - 8/29/2016 6:13:45 AM
    Why yes
    It would be a nice bribe, *ehem* rum.
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    Coach Cowher Tomlin

    Football Freak

    997 posts
    Fu: 100.96
    Posted - 8/29/2016 8:51:12 AM
    Blast judging?
    I thought you were competing? I was excited to taste your Bill (Neal) Smith gumbo!
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    Dr. Mayhem


    Theremin Player

    650 posts
    Fu: 99.66
    Posted - 8/29/2016 9:45:02 AM
    Of course Billy will be judging
    He'll be judging whether or not to classify Ron De Jeremy rum as good rum.

    I will be judging the gumbo competition. I prefer real world bribes to virtual ones (btw, it's impossible for you to give me a Golden Legend in Hearthstone - there are no trading capabilities in that game).
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    Capt. Blast


    Blaster

    994 posts
    Fu: 99.73
    Posted - 8/29/2016 2:12:25 PM
    Stu ,Just to be safe...
    You should bring 2 bottles. Sometimes it takes a while to pass final judgement
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    Coach Cowher Tomlin

    Football Freak

    997 posts
    Fu: 100.96
    Posted - 8/30/2016 12:17:46 AM
    Ron de jeremy
    Of course it's good rum. It has a full mouth experience and pays off in the end.
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    Coach Cowher Tomlin

    Football Freak

    997 posts
    Fu: 100.96
    Posted - 8/30/2016 12:43:18 AM
    btw
    Who's bringing the bag of dicks?
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    Capt. Blast


    Blaster

    994 posts
    Fu: 99.73
    Posted - 8/30/2016 5:22:32 PM
    C'mon Kent
    Everyone knows you have the bag of dicks. Bring them if you want to.
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    Syndrome


    Syndramanator

    1308 posts
    Fu: 101.10
    Posted - 8/30/2016 6:13:14 PM
    House Rule
    Bag of "said dicks" (individually or as a heap) are not allowed in the pool.
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