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Dat, Really North Dakota? |
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Head of Scouting
head of scouting
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Posted - 4/10/2016 4:32:07 PM |
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Dat, Really North Dakota?
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I hope this is somehow a forced transfer brought down by Mega-corp. Or you are doing some type of pennance for the atonement of some sin committed in a previous life. Because a volunteer move to Bismark is sheer madness. You will be moving in to a atate that is as ultra right, bible thumpin' Klan lovin' as anywhere the South has ever produced in its inbread genes. My only advise to you is to grow your hair long get a few kitschy tatoos of dream catchers or eagle feathers and try to pass yourself off as a Lakota.
On the bright side Bismark is home to one of North Dakotas two grocery stores and it also features its very own High School. Better than that, we now have 3 of the 12 owners Living in the land of the North, and during the off year It will be great to get together and draft, without too much of a threat of man sex. |
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Coach Cowher Tomlin
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Posted - 4/10/2016 4:44:07 PM |
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Watch out for Dat!
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| He has known to bed dive and give tickle hugs! |
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Head of Scouting
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Posted - 4/10/2016 4:56:38 PM |
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This was so important it needed to be said twice.
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| On the other hand. Did you join the Peace Corp? North dakota is a third word country, right on the edge of our own. Think about it Exploitation of its natural resources, without regards for the environment. Exploitation of it's working class and breaking of unions. Sex trafficing, and one of the largest gaps of income inequality in the western hemisphere. If this is the reason Congratulations and keep up the great work. |
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Head of Scouting
head of scouting
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Posted - 4/10/2016 4:57:31 PM |
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Come'on Kent
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| Who hasn't |
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phattyDat
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Posted - 4/12/2016 1:21:45 PM |
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Yeah.... really.... North Dakota
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I think you're right. I must have committed a horrible sin in a previous life, like fucked a goat, or something to end up going to North Dakota but I think it'll be a good change and a great adventure. I'll definitely discover myself more because there really isn't much to discover there other than the great outdoors maybe. I'll definitely be speeding around on my motorcycle during the summertime.
I'm heading up there because I'm changing careers and going to PT school up there. It's cheap and it has a good track record. This is what my ping-pong study table sessions during the last draft has culminated to... NORTH fucking DAKOTA! Almost not worth it.
We'll have to do the next draft up north next year, that'd be awesome, it's only several hours away. This year will have to be skype as Keith has mentioned, but who knows... maybe I'll surprise you guys and increase the number of human nights. Or as I like to think of it... human knights, and we are the men around the round table!
Wish me luck in my adventures. I'm sure I'll have a shindig in town before I leave for anyone who's close.
~Dat |
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