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    fellas, i got bad news

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    Capt. Blast


    Blast

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    Posted - 7/11/2012 8:13:45 PM
    fellas, i got bad news
    seems as though the stupid hopscotch fest is the same weekend of our weekend. I am playing in a band that is in the fest ( it is a paying gig!) and our show time was announced today. 9:30 Saturday. My heart sank and then i flipped the table over. I was hoping that it would have been thursday or friday, as i still would have been able to drive up on saturday morning. I cannot make the draft weekend. I FOR SURE want to participate in the draft via the internets, much like eric and dave are this year, al be it, their circumstances are not like mine. I would be able to do the draft for the first 7 hours or so( = 3-4 rounds, lol) and then use the work sheet that our fearless leader has so wisely developed. Also, we could move the weekend to late august 24, 25, 26. i suggest this out of pure selfishness. I do not want anyone to put themselves out in any way. I understand the financial implications of one less person for the rental and I am truly sorry for this late notice. I realize that another option is to find another owner for MY team. I would strongly protest that course, with my last breath. I ask your forgiveness for all of this. I accept all comments, needling and name calling with humility. I will be paying my dues tomorrow.
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    Oleg the Finn


    Headbanger

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    Posted - 7/11/2012 8:35:34 PM
    well shitballs
    i was really, really looking forward to taking all of your money at the cabin's pool table, Billy.

    well, fuckballs on Hopscotch. hopscotch can suck my hairy balls.

    we're already planning on doing it via video skype with the minnesota boys, so we'd just have a big video conference on skype.

    now here's an idea which has been bantered about in the past and may actually have a role this season: just like the NFL, break out the draft into more than one day.

    we could do Rounds 1-2 or Rounds 1-4 on Friday night, before the poker game. say, maybe 6pm or something. and then commence the rest of the draft at 12pm on saturday.

    while that does sound like it could be even more funner, it will give all teams more time to plot their Day 2 picks. which could be a good thing for overall quality control as well as for fostering trades, but then again maybe we do want to keep the pressure on decision making for one continuous draft.

    anyways, that's just an idea.

    hey hopscotch, go fuck yourself!
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    Roving Gambler


    Football Freak

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    Posted - 7/11/2012 9:25:39 PM
    Any suggestions for owners to take Billy's spot?
    I kid, Billy, I kid. Though I do love the absurdity of Billy bringing up the possibility of replacing him. That's even stupider than being in a band that plays at a festival that is scheduled for the first weekend of the NFL season. Which, I think we can all agree, is about the stupidest thing imaginable.

    Billy, you will be missed this year. But I hope your band kicks ass, you get signed to some big record deal, and you put all our names in the liner notes of your breakout album.

    As for Keith's Friday night suggestion, I love that idea, and would be all for it. Though 6pm may be a little early for me. Not sure I can get to Black Mountain by then. Maybe 8pm?


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    Koofucious


    General Manager

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    Posted - 7/11/2012 10:45:14 PM
    seconded: hopscotch can suck it.
    At least it's not Coldplay (and at least you're actually IN the band).

    I'd be down with a 2-day draft, or even potentially with shifting the dates if we aren't already locked in. A Ragnarok weekend without Billy is like a Hungarian female weightlifter without an Adam's apple: a total farce.
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    Capt. Blast


    Blast

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    Posted - 7/11/2012 11:10:54 PM
    I would love to be there
    Friday. and i would if we had the first couple of rounds friday night.
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    Oleg the Finn


    Headbanger

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    Posted - 7/12/2012 12:11:33 PM
    we could do Rounds 1-4 on Friday, starting at 9pm
    then do Rounds 5-19 on Saturday, starting maybe even a bit early like 10am or 11am; Billy could fill out ahead of time a small worksheet for the very end of the draft. and we would do the poker game on Saturday night instead of the usual Friday night game.

    oh yeah, hey hopscotch go suck a dick!
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    Coach Knoll Cowher

    Ninjachef

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    Posted - 7/12/2012 6:30:07 PM
    Actually...
    Hopscotch can suxxor an entire giant bag of dicks. I am down with doing the draft in two rounds, as it gives me two opportunities to drink Sean under the pool table with all of my compensation beers. Woohoo! Just stay out of my poker seat you fuckers.
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    Z-Daddy


    Critical Manager

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    Fu: 101.10
    Posted - 7/15/2012 11:48:12 AM
    I'm all in
    for two days of drafting. We may as well throw it on its head completely.

    Billy, do you guys do requests? Do you play the same songs for hopscotch as jump rope?
    Play "Cinder-ella, dressed in yell-a, went upstairs to kiss her fell-a. Made a mistake and kissed a snake, How many doctors did it take..." Put an indie-glam rock vibe to it. For me?

    That is all.
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    Oleg the Finn


    Headbanger

    3322 posts
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    Posted - 7/15/2012 8:13:25 PM
    i also have a band request
    america the beautiful
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    Z-Daddy


    Critical Manager

    1309 posts
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    Posted - 7/16/2012 7:15:55 AM
    Draft order
    When will that be revealed?
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    Capt. Blast


    Blast

    996 posts
    Fu: 99.73
    Posted - 7/16/2012 8:55:26 AM
    grim reaper
    is silly. the best thing about that song is the lime green bass in the vid.
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    Capt. Blast


    Blast

    996 posts
    Fu: 99.73
    Posted - 7/16/2012 8:58:02 AM
    Looks like we have two unpaid
    we need 2 new oweners, right?
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    Capt. Blast


    Blast

    996 posts
    Fu: 99.73
    Posted - 7/17/2012 5:54:09 AM
    draft order B.S.
    I filled out the draft order sheet as wanting the 12th pick, with every selection!And got 9th? Horse shit. Stupidest change to the league ever! All you fucks who voted for this will regret it. It will will come back to bite you and in a couple of years, there will be talk, " well, the draft selection was an interesting, but.... bla bla bla..."
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    Oleg the Finn


    Headbanger

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    Posted - 7/17/2012 7:23:09 AM
    that's what you get for finishing in last place
    maybe this year you can pick more Vikings for your team and do better than 12th.
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    Capt. Blast


    Blast

    996 posts
    Fu: 99.73
    Posted - 7/17/2012 8:35:50 AM
    Yea, right
    but now after i look at it more, not bad picking after the factor on one side and syndrome, skullhonkeys, bass on the other. maybe this IS my year!
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    Z-Daddy


    Critical Manager

    1309 posts
    Fu: 101.10
    Posted - 7/18/2012 9:52:59 PM
    actually
    according to the 2012 draft list you don't even exist. You are 9th in the 9th fracking demented.
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