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Because I have a scrap of self respect |
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Posted - 11/10/2011 1:05:12 PM |
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Because I have a scrap of self respect
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I resent your poll, Dynasty, and I'll not be voting. Even though we all might know the clear choice here, the fact that you poke fun at retarded monkeys is tasteless and inappropriate. Look, we know you have a mad man-crush on Jeremy, but don't bring the retarded monkeys into your den of pigskin worshipping escapades. It's crude, base, and demoralizing for the monkey.
Just because I can't prove that the conspiracy exists that my players throw plays each week so I lose doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Retarded Monkeys....... |
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Posted - 11/10/2011 1:21:39 PM |
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Clarification
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| Retarded Monkeys could easily whip the Walsh Division. Don't waste their time with Lombardi...this year. |
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Posted - 11/10/2011 5:26:43 PM |
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You obviously misunderstood the poll, Z.
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I wouldn't dare make fun of our evolutionary brothers, much less those who are mentally or physically challenged. Who am I to disparage a species so brilliant it poops into its own hand and then throws it at zoo-goers?
What I clearly meant by "retarded monkeys" was the epic UK band, the Flying Retarded Monkey Demons. Or "Retarded Monkey" as they are known to their legions of adoring fans. I just assumed you knew. You can learn more about them here: http://www.myspace.com/frmd. They're looking for their 31st myspace friend!
And because they are a) from the UK, where "football" is an entirely different sport, and b) entirely focused on their music, there's no way they could be good at fantasy football--yet I am saying they are still good enough to win the Lombardi division this year.
So perhaps I do owe an apology--to the band members of the Flying Retarded Monkey Demons (who in turn probably DO owe an apology to the special and challenged monkeys everywhere for naming their band in such a tasteless manner).
As for Jeremy, he's a reasonably good-looking guy. He has a car. And he has 4 Niners on his team. What's not to like?
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Posted - 11/10/2011 5:36:48 PM |
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Oh.
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| I thought you just hated Joe and I. |
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