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Posted - 9/19/2008 4:14:01 PM |
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Gardenias shock officials with league's first eco-friendly "work from home" policy
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After turning down an offer to move the team to LA, Gardenias today release a plan that is being called nothing short of revolutionary.
The team announced that they will no longer require players to commute to the stadium, which can be turned back into landfill. "This is estimated to save thousands of dollars and polar bears", says owner Joneth. "It also gives us a huge competitive advantage by being able to start players from our injured reserve list", she went on to say.
When asked exactly how the team will play games from home and where the fans are supposed to go, Joneth, seemily caught off guard had "no comment". Star running back Marion Barber had this to say. "At first I was a little upset. I wanted the team to take the LA offer. They were willing to give us free ice cream on Fridays. But now, I'm kind of excited about spending Sunday afternoons in my bath robe. And frankly, letting myself go a little. Staying in shape is hard!"
Expect more on this controversy as it unfolds.
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