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Warpigs
Head Coach
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Posted - 12/15/2005 5:26:57 PM |
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That's it
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| I got caught pulling my pud in a pair of orange Dickies on the clay hill above the Commons while Marvin gave me a shocker. After that Byron and I went over to the fountain and let our toes dance in the water while he tossed my salad. I was so excited I couldn't let the day end so Crayton and I went and busted out some nude figure eights on the roller rink in the basement of LMS with John Paschall watching very closely. Let me tell you one thing it is amazing what .50 cents will get you in that basement. I had never played British Bulldog like that before but John was a great coach. Speaking of coaches I was so tired I asked Rick Dockery for a ride home. He said sure but we had to stop and see Mr. Robinson at the pharmacy. I don't know what Mr Robinson gave but the next thing I knew I was passed out in that closet below the scorers box at the baseball field with a regulation size football crammed up my ass and one of those helmets with the face mask on my abnormaly large head. What a day. I thought I could just forget about the whole day until Gwen Tugman wrote her Mountain Tracker "A Look Back" which is how I assume Rudy heard about all this. On a side I am thinking about changing my team name to the "Junior Leaguers" |
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BIG ENIS
General Manager
358 posts
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Posted - 12/15/2005 5:52:55 PM |
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What in the hell is going on around here?????
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| Nelson...you brought back so many fond memories of the good ol days.. I remember getting a ride home with slick Rick Dockery, and we made a stop at the ole pharmacy asswell...But I awoke to to Aratee Ford giving the dog catchers son an enima. Ah the good ole days. |
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Ballers
Scout
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Posted - 12/15/2005 6:22:04 PM |
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Now THAT is some funny shit...I think I pissed my pants
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HellsFire
General Manager
339 posts
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Posted - 12/15/2005 8:27:17 PM |
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do you think Gwen Tugman ever....
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| flicked a cigarrette out in the neighbors yard, walked in the house and beat the dogshit out of John Sr., John Jr and that other little bastard?? I think his name was Reginald. After that, she'd call in a fuckin' weather report to the wolfman morning dude. What was the little brothers name?? He was a little shitbird. Ronnie Tugman?? |
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HellsFire
General Manager
339 posts
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Posted - 12/15/2005 8:30:55 PM |
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oh, and Pat.....
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| big ups on the Aratee Ford call. Remember when she fell through the floor of her house and rolled halfway down the mountain and damn near died?? That was hilarious. Enough dickin' around.....its time to talk some John Housch. |
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Warriors
Head Coach
272 posts
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Posted - 12/16/2005 8:32:43 AM |
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I think the Dog Cather's son's name..
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...is Danny-Gene Morrison and the little Tugman bastard was Robert, or maybe Pierre.
I used to always catch Hastings sneaking over to Point Park with Aratee Ford, he used to bang her on a regular basis. Sick. That was some funny shit though when she slid down the mountain. Talk about a nut-house..... |
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HellsFire
General Manager
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Posted - 12/16/2005 8:49:59 AM |
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huh, thats funny.....
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| I used to catch Hastings sneaking down to the Tugman's house to bang Pierre. |
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HellsFire
General Manager
339 posts
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Posted - 12/16/2005 8:56:22 AM |
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Nelson, did you say that....
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| Marvin (a retarded guy) gave you a shocker while beating off on clay hill?? How would you have explained that to lil' David Crutcher if he saw that going on?? |
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Albatross
Head Coach
253 posts
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Posted - 12/16/2005 9:21:08 AM |
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Nelson, I can't believe you remember all that....
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| ...and you totally forget about the time you and I caught Dale Tuder and Andy Fowler runnin' a train on Courtney Smith in Brad Solomon's back yard. I think Jay Walston and Pierre Tugman were there. The wierd thing is that Sammy Smith is still driving the same blue station wagon today that he was back in '85. That wife of his is a real dandy, huh? She used to get so worked up at the Handy Andy vs. Krystal game, they would have to sedate her crazy ass. |
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