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Asskickers keep Marshall Faulk and change their name to the Flutie Flakes

All posts by CanLIckDeez:

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D. Culpepper
Posted - 8/5/2005 8:43:15 AM Post a reply to D. Culpepper
D. Culpepper
I will take the first or second pick depending on Tennessee Steve. Oh yeah, 8/27/05, Somebody better have my fucking money. The pay out on the Super Bowl 80/20. Give me my 20.
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Sorry Pat
Posted - 12/18/2004 11:36:07 AM Post a reply to Patsy
Patsy
Who is the OM coach???????
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DREW BENNETT
Posted - 12/14/2004 8:17:37 AM Post a reply to DREW BENNETT
DREW BENNETT
Needs a DONKEY PUNCH
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Ssshhhh.....
Posted - 12/13/2004 11:18:52 AM Post a reply to
"Quake" told me
Buster Brown or better known as Terry Bowden was a lock for the OM job
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DONKEY PUNCH ANYONE????????
Posted - 12/10/2004 9:19:55 AM Post a reply to Going Twice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Going Twice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONKEY PUNCH ANYONE??????????????????????

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DONKEY PUNCH ANYONE????????
Posted - 12/9/2004 5:53:43 PM Post a reply to      DONKEY PUNCH ANYONE????????
DONKEY PUNCH ANYONE????????
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BallSacks...
Posted - 9/8/2004 3:33:09 PM Post a reply to Let's go America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Let's go Rebels!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's go America!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's go Rebels!!!!!!!!!!!!
Memphis is going to win the National Championship. There QB is a four year starter, RB 11 straight 100yd games. PAT there fucking great, instead of going to the strip bars in Memphrica, you should go get the QB,RB autograph and fondle there nuts with your chin. I must admit that you have Memphrica tigers nuts on your chin.
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College Football for crying out loud....
Posted - 9/7/2004 10:18:41 AM Post a reply to GO REBELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO REBELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patsy you need to walk-on. Those bastards suck ass. Eli come home. This weekend is only going to be worse. GO REBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????????????? MEMPHRICA ??????????????????
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LITTLE SISTER
Posted - 8/27/2004 10:28:15 AM Post a reply to LITTLE SISTER
LITTLE SISTER
What''s Allison up to?????????
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Patsy
Posted - 8/26/2004 5:53:10 PM Post a reply to TOMMY
TOMMY "BROKE NECK" TUBERVILLE
Jason Campell the past two years 1st pass has been picked. I will give him the 1st five pass plays he will throw an interception. Warpigs, your best bet is to handoff to the injury prone backfield.



Hahahaha!!!!!!

Hatchet/Lil-Sis the REBELS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!
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Patsy
Posted - 8/26/2004 7:59:45 AM Post a reply to Patsy
Patsy
The time is near for the Rebels to get an ass kicking.ROLL TIDE!!!!
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Asskickers keep Marshall Faulk and change their name to the Flutie Flakes
Posted - 8/23/2004 8:05:08 PM Post a reply to hilarious.....
hilarious.....
sorry to bolt out of the league this year.... it just isn't my gig anymore... it WAS fun!!!!! ..... good luck, Goodman.....

Asskickers
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Hey Wounds-
Posted - 12/14/2003 8:39:47 PM Post a reply to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatches!!!!!
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatches!!!!!
Hey Bandita.. Bring your shit on biatch!!! I'm not scared of your team, and I'm definately not scared of your sappy ass roast beef!!!The only thing that I am concerned with is pie. That's right...I want some mother f'n pie, and I'll be damned if you or your roast beef is gonna stop me from getting some damn pie!!!Pack your bags woman cause the Wounds are coming to town...and you know what that means...That means it's time for some damn pie(and some roast beef asswell)Let's go America!!!!!!
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I Smoke ROD for $$$
Posted - 9/21/2003 12:25:09 PM Post a reply to I Smoke ROD for $$$
I Smoke ROD for $$$
I cant wait to win this game today so that I can start talking sh*t to team Albatross. Of course that will more than likely jinx my team. What the f'n hell is wrong with you Pigs?? Making the entire division look bad!!
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"OOOOOHHHH dear Lord!!!!!!! You are one disturbing ball sack....
Posted - 9/4/2003 1:04:35 AM Post a reply to
"OOOOOHHHH dear Lord!!!!!!! You are one disturbing ball sack....
that is the most disgusting picture I have ever seen.....
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Thanks...Wounds
Posted - 12/8/2002 12:01:38 PM Post a reply to soo funny...
soo funny...
Thanks Rody for a job well done.. Congrats to everyone this year. It was fun and is still very very dramatic for those of us who have not clinched....Good luck everyone and LETS GO AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS... I am looking to get rid of a toothbrush(never been used) It is in mint condition and I am willing to let it go for 3.50. Anyone interested please let me know. I also have a cowbell that is very special to me. This cowbell is also in mint condition but is a little more expensive. Call me for details.
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Another great year. I love this shit.
Posted - 12/8/2002 11:47:47 AM Post a reply to Cute, fellas - Estes
Cute, fellas - Estes
Nice to see you while I was in town, Glenn... Nelson, I'll get the boat out of your driveway next week.
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Nice season, folks... - AssKickED
Posted - 12/7/2002 1:08:48 PM Post a reply to Nice season, folks... - AssKickED
Nice season, folks... - AssKickED
hope you had a happy birthday yesterday, WarPig!! also, if anyone is interested in a little fishing boat (trailer included), I need to get rid of it before I move... looking for about $600.00... if anyone is interested, you can reach me at estesbrian@hotmail.com, or you can give me a buzz in Decatur (256-355-9060)... good luck to the teams who have a chance of making the playoffs!!!!!!!
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The AssKickers have a fitting point total.
Posted - 11/24/2002 12:51:27 PM Post a reply to You think I'm the Devil, Dickface??? - Asskickers
You think I'm the Devil, Dickface??? - Asskickers
that ain't cool...
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Did The Widows play the AssKickers in a Saturday Night Match-Up?
Posted - 11/18/2002 10:07:25 PM Post a reply to I didn't have Griese back then... Asskickers
I didn't have Griese back then... Asskickers
the Widows definately won the game....
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Do we need a separate division for homosexuals?????? - AssKickers
Posted - 11/12/2002 10:10:45 PM Post a reply to Do we need a separate division for homosexuals?????? - AssKickers
Do we need a separate division for homosexuals?????? - AssKickers
It sounds to me like the BallSacks and HatchetWounds are doing the nasty off-line!!! Even though we know what your team names mean, which one of you is the MAN in the relationship???
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Hey Tito...Wounds
Posted - 11/6/2002 12:41:47 PM Post a reply to I called you on Monday, WarPig. - Asskickers
I called you on Monday, WarPig. - Asskickers
I rapped with HellsFire yesterday.... oh yeah, Rudy, I'll give you a buzz about Haynes and the boys tonight... I am craving some chocolate and a nasty-ass guitar!!!!!
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Hey Tito...Wounds
Posted - 11/5/2002 4:21:51 AM Post a reply to
"This beat is my recital, I think it's very vital.......
to rock a rhyme, that's right on time,
it's Trick, TRRRRRRRRRRRIck, TRICK, TRICkkk, TRICKkkkk...
it's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time,
IT'S TRRRRRRRRRICKY! hOW IS it????????????????????"
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Hey Tito...Wounds
Posted - 11/5/2002 3:54:27 AM Post a reply to Let's raise one for the Jam Master..........AssKickin'it
Let's raise one for the Jam Master..........AssKickin'it
"I was born.............
Son of John, brother of Leah,
Glenn's my nephew, Pat's got Gonnareah.
It's the Williams, not McDonald's,
these rhymes are Brian's, but those burgers are Ronald's!!!!!

RUN D.M.C. and Jam Master J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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starters
Posted - 11/4/2002 9:12:06 AM Post a reply to TOO FUNNY, PATSY!!!!!! - Asskickers
TOO FUNNY, PATSY!!!!!! - Asskickers
Priest Holmes as your kicker!!!!! nice one...
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watch out, or HellsFire will blow the Pig's house down!!!!!!!!
Posted - 10/15/2002 5:08:38 PM Post a reply to watch out, or HellsFire will blow the Pig's house down!!!!!!!!
watch out, or HellsFire will blow the Pig's house down!!!!!!!!
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Mactar Djai????????? - Asskickers
Posted - 10/2/2002 8:15:35 PM Post a reply to Mactar Djai????????? - Asskickers
Mactar Djai????????? - Asskickers
some very silly-ass nonsense in the recorder... will the real Mactar Djai PLEASE step forward??????
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It's poetry time, bitches!!!!!!!! - Asskickers
Posted - 9/26/2002 11:03:36 PM Post a reply to It's poetry time, bitches!!!!!!!! - Asskickers
It's poetry time, bitches!!!!!!!! - Asskickers
Since my team sucks it (just like my F'in QB), it looks like the ole' lyrical bag of tricks needs to be opened.... But, who will be first?? Since Hatchet Wound cried and cried to little kitty about last year's rhyme, he is in the clear...... FOR NOW......
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